007生死交戰:不忍直視的情懷爛片 - 電影

By Charlie
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Table of Contents
先講結論
劇情扁平、反派無能、人設空虛、邏輯爆炸
一直想用 Family 當作正反映襯和羈絆的題材
九分鐘的飛彈倒數計時演了大概有半小時
把名字遮起來還以為是唐老大與他的快樂夥伴
號稱 IMAX 規格其實只有 IMINI 做不到半套
如果沒有強烈信仰或還有其他院線片想看
真的不用特地花錢看這部高期待重傷害的糞片
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一、劇情扁平
整齣劇本扁平到比童話故事還沒頭沒尾
恐怖情人搶輸幼女就人格崩壞想清理世界人口
開場的面具設定也很符號感只是為了有日本味
習慣戴面具的魔王怎麼到後來就都正常出現了
三個背骨仔的反骨理由連一點解釋都沒給
女 007 的功能除了政治正確外還兼差 55688
前作的恐怖組織輕鬆被滅團襯托新魔王多強
Q 的道具介紹片段只給了一隻不明所以的錶
看的過程一直覺得劇情眼熟好像在哪裡看過
結束才發現是玩命關頭+不可能的任務+柯南
二、反派無能
無能(甚至是低能)的設定從開場就展露無遺
復仇大魔王 去滅門竟然會漏掉床底下的妹妹
實驗室搶匪 全劇唯一看起來滿厲害的反派
古城尋仇組 都包圍 Bond 了只看他在車內耍帥
派對追殺組 連根寒毛都傷不了一直在掉寶補給
前作老魔王 推進感情線後就不小心被毒死了
挪威越野組 雞腿換駕照開一小段路全部翻車
魔王大本營 看起來威風其實只是群雜魚爛蝦
三、人設空虛
除此 Bond 之外的人都極度扁平、充滿功能性
女主角 = 拖油瓶,整部戲都在哭哭流鼻涕
大反派 = 殺人魔,復仇上癮後想當隱形上帝
獨眼龍 = 打雜的,死了還要被當幽默題材
科學家 = 搞笑的,007 版滿大人
M = 我負責,但最後還是手下處理爛攤
Q = 工具人,007 版阿笠博士+Benji
女 007 = 對照組,開嘲諷後發現你好強我錯了
女特務 = 妹子,讚
CIA 男 = 跑龍套,合理化 Bond 回 MI6 的戲份
反骨仔 = 跑龍套,同上
四、邏輯爆炸
反派小島的物件設定反智到無法理解
啊都說有主權爭議、在上方飛行會引起關切
結果反派在上面大搞生化工廠開港口做生意
這麼大規模的建設日俄政府都不會去注意到
50 年代的老舊飛彈井改造成高科技園區
偏偏獨漏可以影響整個廠區的中央控制室
超複雜面板把所有可動件推一輪就可以動了
五、半套規格
標榜系列作首部用 IMAX 規格拍攝的作品
結果只有最前面半小時 Matera 的景有 IMAX
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