101-part 03 - 六人行

[Scene: The Subway, Phoebe is singing for change.]
[場景：地鐵站，菲碧正在賣唱]

Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers,
love is a wondrous work of art,
but your love oh your love,
your love...is like a giant pigeon...
crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la-
(some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you.
(sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh!
愛像夏日陣雨一樣甜蜜
愛是令人驚奇的藝術傑作
但你的愛啊你的愛
你的愛...就像隻巨大鴿子...
在我心上拉屎 啦啦啦啦啦
(有人給了她一點零錢對他說) 謝謝
(繼續唱) 啦啦啦啦...喔喔！

[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
[場景：羅斯的公寓，男生們正在那裡組家具]

Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions)
I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things,
using a bunch of these little worm guys.
I have no brackety thing, I see no worm guys whatsoever and-
I cannot feel my legs.
(蹲著讀說明書) 我應該要用這些蟲一樣的東西，
把一個托架之類的裝到邊邊，但是我沒看到托架啊，
我也沒看到什麼蟲之類的，還有...我腳麻掉了

(Joey and Chandler are finishing assembling the bookcase.)
(喬伊和錢德正要把書架組完)

Joey: I'm thinking we've got a bookcase here.
我想我們有書架了

Chandler: It's a beautiful thing.
真是漂亮啊

Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this?
(撿起一個剩下的零件) 這是什麼？

Chandler: I would have to say that is an 'L'-shaped bracket.
我會說是一個直角的托架

Joey: Which goes where?
要裝在哪裡？

Chandler: I have no idea.
我不知道

(Joey checks that Ross is not looking and dumps it in a plant.)
(喬伊確定羅斯沒有在看之後，把它丟進盆栽裡)

Joey: Done with the bookcase!
書架組好了！

Chandler: All finished!
都好了！

Ross: (clutching a beer can and sniffing) This was Carol's favorite beer.
She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.
(抓著一個啤酒罐輕蔑的說) 這是卡蘿最愛的啤酒
她總是會直接用罐子喝，我早該發現的。

Joey: Hey-hey-hey-hey, if you're gonna start with that stuff we're outta here.
嘿嘿嘿嘿，你又要發作的話，我們要走囉。

Chandler: Yes, please don't spoil all this fun.
對啊，拜託別掃興好嗎

Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question.
She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
羅斯，問你一個問題
她拿走家具、音響、好電視，那你留了什麼？

Ross: You guys.
你們啊

Chandler: Oh, God.
喔，天啊

Joey: You got screwed.
你被榨乾了

Chandler: Oh my God!
喔，老天！

[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
[場景：餐廳裡，莫妮卡跟保羅在吃飯]

Monica: Oh my God!
喔，天啊！

Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot.
I guess I should have caught on
when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week.
I mean, how clean can teeth get?
我知道，我知道，我就是個白痴
我早就應該發現的，她開始一個禮拜去看四五次牙醫耶
我是說，牙齒能弄多乾淨啊？

Monica: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess.
How did you get through it?
我哥哥現在也遇到一樣的問題，他整個人糟透了
你是怎麼熬過來的？

Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers,
say her-
呃，你可以試試不小心弄壞她某個很貴重的東西，像是...

Monica: -leg?
腿？

Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
(大笑) 那也可以啦！ 我，我弄壞的是錶。

Monica: You actually broke her watch? Wow!
The worst thing I ever did was,
I-I shredded my boyfriend's favorite bath towel.
你真的弄壞她的錶？ 哇！
我做過最糟糕的事，不過就是剪壞我前男友最愛的浴巾

Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
唔，不能惹毛你

Monica: That's right.
沒錯

[Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
[場景:莫妮卡的公寓，瑞秋邊踱步邊講電話]

Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry...
I know you probably think that this is all about
what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on,
but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju-
(She stops talking and dials the phone.)
巴瑞，對不起...我真的很抱歉...
我知道你大概覺得是因為我那天說你做愛還穿襪子那件事，
但不是...不是的，事我的錯，我只...
(她停止說話，然後重撥了電話)
Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look,
I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to
become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me.
And not that I have any idea who me is right now,
but you just have to give me a chance too...
(The machine cuts her off again and she redials.)
嗨，答錄機又把我掛掉...總之...聽著，聽著...
我知道未來會有個超級幸運的女孩會成為巴瑞芬柯太太
但那不是我，不是我，也不是我知道我現在是誰，
但是你也應該給我個機會...
(答錄機又把她掛掉，她又重撥)


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這禮拜比較忙 所以翻的比較慢 也比較匆促
錯誤或不順的地方可能比較多 請大家指教

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