The One With the Sonogram at the End - PART 04
[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]
Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros.
They know what they're doing, they take their time,
they get the job done.
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,
... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Ross: Must pee. (Goes to pee.)
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Rachel: You're twins?
Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak.
She's like this high-powered, driven career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now.
(They all start to leave.)
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right?
You don't have any of this.
Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend,
who... my parents actually preferred.
Rachel: The lights, please..
(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave
as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Rachel: I'm just cleaning up.
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!
(She hands him the broom and sits down.)
Ross: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.)
So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
Rachel: Oh.. a little..
Ross: Mm-hmm..
Rachel: A lot.
Ross: Mm.
Rachel: So, got any advice?
Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'.
Chances are he's gonna be this,
this broken shell of a man,
y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific,
I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!
I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring,
and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow..
When did it get so complicated?
Ross: Got me.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just
gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it?
(Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Ross: Yes, yes!
Rachel: Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here..
(She leans back onto his hand.)
Ross: Me either... (He pulls up a stool so that
he doesn't have to move his hand.)
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[Scene: Central Park, everyone's there.]
Joey: Your folks are really that bad, huh?
Ross: Well, y'know, these people are pros.
They know what they're doing, they take their time,
they get the job done.
Monica: Boy, I know they say you can't change your parents,
... boy, if you could- (To Ross) -I'd want yours.
Ross: Must pee. (Goes to pee.)
Phoebe: Y'know, it's even worse when you're twins.
Rachel: You're twins?
Phoebe: Yeah. We don't speak.
She's like this high-powered, driven career type.
Chandler: What does she do?
Phoebe: She's a waitress.
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now.
(They all start to leave.)
Monica: Chandler, you're an only child, right?
You don't have any of this.
Chandler: Well, no, although I did have an imaginary friend,
who... my parents actually preferred.
Rachel: The lights, please..
(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave
as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)
Ross: ...How long was I in there?
Rachel: I'm just cleaning up.
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Rachel: Uh.. okay, sure! Thanks!
(She hands him the broom and sits down.)
Ross: Anyway.. um.. (Starts to sweep.)
So, you- uh- you nervous about Barry tomorrow?
Rachel: Oh.. a little..
Ross: Mm-hmm..
Rachel: A lot.
Ross: Mm.
Rachel: So, got any advice?
Y'know, as someone who's recently been- dumped?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'.
Chances are he's gonna be this,
this broken shell of a man,
y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific,
I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!
I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring,
and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Rachel: Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow..
When did it get so complicated?
Ross: Got me.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: I mean, didn't you think you were just
gonna meet somone, fall in love- and that'd be it?
(Ross gazes at her.) ..Ross?
Ross: Yes, yes!
Rachel: Oh! Man, I never thought I'd be here..
(She leans back onto his hand.)
Ross: Me either... (He pulls up a stool so that
he doesn't have to move his hand.)
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