104 The One With George Stephanopoulos -PART 05
(CUT TO THE HOSPITAL. JOEY IS MIMING HOCKEY PUCKS HITTING FOREHEADS.
CHANDLER REALISES IT'S GETTING TENSE AND GOES TO THE RECEPTIONIST AGAIN)
CHANDLER: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour,
and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.
I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?
(SHE SLIDES THE GLASS PANEL OVER. CHANDLER TALKS THROUGH IT IN A LOUD VOICE)
CHANDLER: Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad...
I know we both said some things we didn't mean,
but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.
(TO THE E.R.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her..
(SHE SLIDES THE PANEL BACK. HE TURNS AND IT TAKES HIM BY SURPRISE)
Ba-!
(CUT TO THE GIRLS ON MON+RACH'S BALCONY)
MONICA: Light still out?
RACHEL: Yeah.
MONICA: Oh. Maybe they're- napping.
RACHEL: Oh please, they're having sex.
MONICA+PHOEBE: Shut up!
RACHEL: So, whaddya think George is like?
MONICA: I think he's shy.
PHOEBE: Yeah?
MONICA: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out.
And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
(HOSPITAL)
ROSS: I remember the moonlight coming through the window-
and her face had the most incredible glow.
CHANDLER: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part-
Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
JOEY: He's right, enough, already.
What is the big deal about today?
So you slept with her for the first time, so what?
You slept with her for seven years after that.
ROSS: Look, it's just a little more complicated...
CHANDLER: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you?
That she likes women?
That she left you for another woman that likes women?
ROSS: Little louder, okay, I think there's a man
on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...
CHANDLER: Then what?
ROSS: My first time with Carol was.. (MUMBLES)
JOEY: What?
ROSS: It was my first time.
JOEY: With Carol?
(ROSS GIVES HIM A LOOK)
JOEY: Oh.
CHANDLER: So in your whole life, you've only been with one-
(HE GETS A LOOK TOO) -oh.
JOEY: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake!
There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!
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(CUT TO THE HOSPITAL. JOEY IS MIMING HOCKEY PUCKS HITTING FOREHEADS.
CHANDLER REALISES IT'S GETTING TENSE AND GOES TO THE RECEPTIONIST AGAIN)
CHANDLER: Excuse me, look, we've been here for over an hour,
and a lot of people less sick than my friend have gone in.
I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?
(SHE SLIDES THE GLASS PANEL OVER. CHANDLER TALKS THROUGH IT IN A LOUD VOICE)
CHANDLER: Oh, c'mon Dora, don't be mad...
I know we both said some things we didn't mean,
but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other.
(TO THE E.R.) Y'know, I feel like I've lost her..
(SHE SLIDES THE PANEL BACK. HE TURNS AND IT TAKES HIM BY SURPRISE)
Ba-!
(CUT TO THE GIRLS ON MON+RACH'S BALCONY)
MONICA: Light still out?
RACHEL: Yeah.
MONICA: Oh. Maybe they're- napping.
RACHEL: Oh please, they're having sex.
MONICA+PHOEBE: Shut up!
RACHEL: So, whaddya think George is like?
MONICA: I think he's shy.
PHOEBE: Yeah?
MONICA: Yeah. I think you have to draw him out.
And then- when you do- he's a preppy animal.
(HOSPITAL)
ROSS: I remember the moonlight coming through the window-
and her face had the most incredible glow.
CHANDLER: Yes, the moon, the glow, the magical feeling, you did this part-
Could I get some painkillers over here, please?
JOEY: He's right, enough, already.
What is the big deal about today?
So you slept with her for the first time, so what?
You slept with her for seven years after that.
ROSS: Look, it's just a little more complicated...
CHANDLER: Well, what? What? What is it? That she left you?
That she likes women?
That she left you for another woman that likes women?
ROSS: Little louder, okay, I think there's a man
on the twelfth floor in a coma that didn't quite hear you...
CHANDLER: Then what?
ROSS: My first time with Carol was.. (MUMBLES)
JOEY: What?
ROSS: It was my first time.
JOEY: With Carol?
(ROSS GIVES HIM A LOOK)
JOEY: Oh.
CHANDLER: So in your whole life, you've only been with one-
(HE GETS A LOOK TOO) -oh.
JOEY: Whoah, boy, hockey was a big mistake!
There was a whole bunch of stuff we could've done tonight!
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