104-part 06 - 六人行

104 The One With George Stephanopoulos - Part 6

(BALCONY)

MONICA: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate
that I made that you loved so much?

PHOEBE: Uh-huh.

MONICA: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!

PHOEBE: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine.
Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.

MONICA: What?! You slept with Jason?

PHOEBE: You'd already broken up.

RACHEL: How long?

PHOEBE: A couple hours.

MONICA: Oh, that's nice!

RACHEL: Okay, okay, okay, I got one!
(SHE SITS UP AND THE CUSHION SHE WAS LEANING AGAINST
FALLS OFF THE BALCONY)
Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker
was really from me.

MONICA: Excuse me?!

RACHEL: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one?
(TO PHOEBE) She was a big girl.

MONICA: Really. Well, at least 'big girls'
don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!

RACHEL: I was laughing! You made me laugh!
(MONICA AND RACHEL START TO SQUABBLE)

PHOEBE: There he is! There he is!

MONICA: Where?

PHOEBE: Right- where we've been looking all night!

RACHEL: He is so cute!

MONICA: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!

ALL: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the- (PAUSE) -wowww.

(HOSPITAL- ROSS IS ABSENT)

JOEY: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?

CHANDLER: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic..

JOEY: Really?

CHANDLER: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..

(ENTER ROSS OFF CAMERA)

BOTH: Hey, buddy.

ROSS: Hi. (HE IS WEARING A PIECE OF STEEL BANDAGED TO HIS NOSE.
HE TOSSES SOME FORMS ONTO THE RECEPTION DESK)

RECEPTIONIST: (SARCASTIC) Oh, that's attractive.

CHANDLER: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.
Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.

ROSS: Fun? Where was the fun?
Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?

JOEY: Oh, ah- the kid has it.

ROSS: The kid..? (TO KID) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.

KID: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.

(ROSS LOOKS AT CHANDLER FOR HELP)

CHANDLER: You gotta do it, man.

ROSS: (TO KID) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever-
(TO CHANDLER) -can't do it. (TO KID) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.

KID: No.

ROSS: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!

KID: No! No!

(THEY FIGHT OVER IT.)

RECEPTIONIST: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!

ROSS: (TRIES TO SNATCH IT-) GIVE ME MY PUCK!!
(-BUT IT FLIES OUT OF HIS GRASP AND KNOCKS OUT THE RECEPTIONIST)

ROSS: ...Now that was fun.

CREDITS SCENE: RACHEL+MONICA'S PLACE
(JOEY AND THE GIRLS ARE PLAYING TWISTER)

ROSS: (DOING THE SPINNING) Okay, Monica: Right foot red.

MONICA: Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.

(A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. CHANDLER OPENS IT AND SOME GUY SILENTLY
HANDS BACK THE CUSHION)

CHANDLER: Thanks. (THE GUY NODS AND LEAVES)

ROSS: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue.
(PHOEBE HAS TO BEND OVER.)Good.
(JOEY STARES AT HER BUTT APPRECIATIVELY)

(PHONE RINGS, CHANDLER ANSWERS)

CHANDLER: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.

RACHEL: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?

CHANDLER: Alright. (TO PHONE) Yes, this is Rachel.

RACHEL: Nooo! (TAKES THE PHONE; CHANDLER TAKES HER PLACE)
Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much.
Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.

ROSS: Green. To the green.

RACHEL: I've got magic beans. Never-never mind.

CHANDLER: To the left, to the left- aww! (THEY COLLAPSE)

RACHEL: Ohhh... I'm fine.

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