104 The One With George Stephanopoulos - Part 6
(BALCONY)
MONICA: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate
that I made that you loved so much?
PHOEBE: Uh-huh.
MONICA: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
PHOEBE: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine.
Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
MONICA: What?! You slept with Jason?
PHOEBE: You'd already broken up.
RACHEL: How long?
PHOEBE: A couple hours.
MONICA: Oh, that's nice!
RACHEL: Okay, okay, okay, I got one!
(SHE SITS UP AND THE CUSHION SHE WAS LEANING AGAINST
FALLS OFF THE BALCONY)
Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker
was really from me.
MONICA: Excuse me?!
RACHEL: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one?
(TO PHOEBE) She was a big girl.
MONICA: Really. Well, at least 'big girls'
don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
RACHEL: I was laughing! You made me laugh!
(MONICA AND RACHEL START TO SQUABBLE)
PHOEBE: There he is! There he is!
MONICA: Where?
PHOEBE: Right- where we've been looking all night!
RACHEL: He is so cute!
MONICA: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!
ALL: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the- (PAUSE) -wowww.
(HOSPITAL- ROSS IS ABSENT)
JOEY: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
CHANDLER: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic..
JOEY: Really?
CHANDLER: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..
(ENTER ROSS OFF CAMERA)
BOTH: Hey, buddy.
ROSS: Hi. (HE IS WEARING A PIECE OF STEEL BANDAGED TO HIS NOSE.
HE TOSSES SOME FORMS ONTO THE RECEPTION DESK)
RECEPTIONIST: (SARCASTIC) Oh, that's attractive.
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.
Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
ROSS: Fun? Where was the fun?
Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
JOEY: Oh, ah- the kid has it.
ROSS: The kid..? (TO KID) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
KID: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
(ROSS LOOKS AT CHANDLER FOR HELP)
CHANDLER: You gotta do it, man.
ROSS: (TO KID) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever-
(TO CHANDLER) -can't do it. (TO KID) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
KID: No.
ROSS: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
KID: No! No!
(THEY FIGHT OVER IT.)
RECEPTIONIST: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
ROSS: (TRIES TO SNATCH IT-) GIVE ME MY PUCK!!
(-BUT IT FLIES OUT OF HIS GRASP AND KNOCKS OUT THE RECEPTIONIST)
ROSS: ...Now that was fun.
CREDITS SCENE: RACHEL+MONICA'S PLACE
(JOEY AND THE GIRLS ARE PLAYING TWISTER)
ROSS: (DOING THE SPINNING) Okay, Monica: Right foot red.
MONICA: Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.
(A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. CHANDLER OPENS IT AND SOME GUY SILENTLY
HANDS BACK THE CUSHION)
CHANDLER: Thanks. (THE GUY NODS AND LEAVES)
ROSS: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue.
(PHOEBE HAS TO BEND OVER.)Good.
(JOEY STARES AT HER BUTT APPRECIATIVELY)
(PHONE RINGS, CHANDLER ANSWERS)
CHANDLER: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
RACHEL: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
CHANDLER: Alright. (TO PHONE) Yes, this is Rachel.
RACHEL: Nooo! (TAKES THE PHONE; CHANDLER TAKES HER PLACE)
Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much.
Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
ROSS: Green. To the green.
RACHEL: I've got magic beans. Never-never mind.
CHANDLER: To the left, to the left- aww! (THEY COLLAPSE)
RACHEL: Ohhh... I'm fine.
END
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(BALCONY)
MONICA: Okay. Okay, I got one. Do you remember that vegetarian pate
that I made that you loved so much?
PHOEBE: Uh-huh.
MONICA: Well, unless goose is a vegetable...ha haaaah!
PHOEBE: Oh! Oh! Oh! Okay, fine, fine.
Now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Jason Hurley.
MONICA: What?! You slept with Jason?
PHOEBE: You'd already broken up.
RACHEL: How long?
PHOEBE: A couple hours.
MONICA: Oh, that's nice!
RACHEL: Okay, okay, okay, I got one!
(SHE SITS UP AND THE CUSHION SHE WAS LEANING AGAINST
FALLS OFF THE BALCONY)
Anyway- The valentine Tommy Rollerson left in your locker
was really from me.
MONICA: Excuse me?!
RACHEL: Hello? Like he was really gonna send you one?
(TO PHOEBE) She was a big girl.
MONICA: Really. Well, at least 'big girls'
don't pee in their pants in seventh grade!
RACHEL: I was laughing! You made me laugh!
(MONICA AND RACHEL START TO SQUABBLE)
PHOEBE: There he is! There he is!
MONICA: Where?
PHOEBE: Right- where we've been looking all night!
RACHEL: He is so cute!
MONICA: Oh, George, baby, drop the towel!
ALL: Yeah, drop it! Drop the towel! Please drop the- (PAUSE) -wowww.
(HOSPITAL- ROSS IS ABSENT)
JOEY: Man. Can you believe he's only had sex with one woman?
CHANDLER: I think it's great. Y'know, it's sweet, it's romantic..
JOEY: Really?
CHANDLER: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak..
(ENTER ROSS OFF CAMERA)
BOTH: Hey, buddy.
ROSS: Hi. (HE IS WEARING A PIECE OF STEEL BANDAGED TO HIS NOSE.
HE TOSSES SOME FORMS ONTO THE RECEPTION DESK)
RECEPTIONIST: (SARCASTIC) Oh, that's attractive.
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought you were great in Silence of the Lambs.
Oh come on, admit it! All things considered, you had fun tonight.
ROSS: Fun? Where was the fun?
Tell me specifically, which part was the fun part? Where's my puck?
JOEY: Oh, ah- the kid has it.
ROSS: The kid..? (TO KID) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
KID: I found it. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
(ROSS LOOKS AT CHANDLER FOR HELP)
CHANDLER: You gotta do it, man.
ROSS: (TO KID) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever-
(TO CHANDLER) -can't do it. (TO KID) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
KID: No.
ROSS: 'Yes', how about. C'mere. Gimme!
KID: No! No!
(THEY FIGHT OVER IT.)
RECEPTIONIST: Hey! Hey! No rough holding in my ER!
ROSS: (TRIES TO SNATCH IT-) GIVE ME MY PUCK!!
(-BUT IT FLIES OUT OF HIS GRASP AND KNOCKS OUT THE RECEPTIONIST)
ROSS: ...Now that was fun.
CREDITS SCENE: RACHEL+MONICA'S PLACE
(JOEY AND THE GIRLS ARE PLAYING TWISTER)
ROSS: (DOING THE SPINNING) Okay, Monica: Right foot red.
MONICA: Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo.
(A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. CHANDLER OPENS IT AND SOME GUY SILENTLY
HANDS BACK THE CUSHION)
CHANDLER: Thanks. (THE GUY NODS AND LEAVES)
ROSS: Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue.
(PHOEBE HAS TO BEND OVER.)Good.
(JOEY STARES AT HER BUTT APPRECIATIVELY)
(PHONE RINGS, CHANDLER ANSWERS)
CHANDLER: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
RACHEL: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
CHANDLER: Alright. (TO PHONE) Yes, this is Rachel.
RACHEL: Nooo! (TAKES THE PHONE; CHANDLER TAKES HER PLACE)
Hello? Oh, yeah, no, I know, I-I haven't been using it much.
Oh, well, thanks, but, I'm okay, really.
ROSS: Green. To the green.
RACHEL: I've got magic beans. Never-never mind.
CHANDLER: To the left, to the left- aww! (THEY COLLAPSE)
RACHEL: Ohhh... I'm fine.
END
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