※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
107- part 03
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
[場景：莫妮卡家，菲碧正在唱歌]
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy....
la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
（唱）紐約市正在停電中，而牛奶們也在變酸中。
但我一點都不覺得可怕，因為我不碰乳製品....
啦啦啦，啦啦，啦啦...（她寫下歌詞）
Ross: (to Joey) OK, here goes.
（對喬伊）好，要上了。
Joey: Are you going to do it?
你現在要去做？
Ross: I'm going to do it.
我現在要去做。
Joey: Do you want any help?
你需要幫忙嗎？
Ross: You come out there, you're a dead man.
你如果出來的話，你就死定了。
Joey: Good luck, man.
祝你好運，老兄。
Ross: Thanks. (Joey hugs him) OK.
謝謝。（喬伊抱他）好了。
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
好。（羅斯出去陽台和瑞秋說話）
(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)
（莫妮卡進來，準備要出去陽台）
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
嘿，你要去哪裡啊？
Monica: Outside.
外面啊。
Joey: You can't go out there.
你不可以去外面。
Monica: Why not?
為什麼？
Joey: Because of... the reason.
因為....的關係。
Monica: And that would be?
什麼的關係？
Joey: I, um, can't tell you.
我，嗯，不能告訴你。
Monica: Joey, what's going on?
喬伊，到底怎麼了？
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross
that I told you.
好，你一定要保證你永遠永遠，不會告訴羅斯是我跟你說的。
Monica: About what?
說什麼啦？
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
他在籌劃你的生日派對。
Monica: Oh my God! I love him!
喔，天啊！我愛他！
Joey: (as Phoebe enters) You'd better act surprised.
（菲碧進來時）你最好裝做很驚訝。
Phoebe: About what?
驚訝什麼？
Monica: My surprise party!
我的驚喜派對！
Phoebe: What surprise party?
什麼驚喜派對？
Monica: Oh stop it. Joey already told me.
喔，少來。喬伊都跟我說了。
Phoebe: Well, he didn't tell me.
呃，他沒跟我說啊。
Joey: Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.
嘿，別怪我頭上。那是羅斯的問題。
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
每次都這樣。我每次都是最後一個才知道的人。
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
不，你才不是。我們都會告訴你啊。
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler
got bitten by the peacock at the zoo.
I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey
when he was moving in.
(Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up;
Joey looks surprised but pleased)
Looks like I was second to last.
哪沒有！我是最後一個知道錢德在動物園被孔雀咬了的人。
我是最後一個知道喬伊剛搬來時你對他有感覺的人。
（莫妮卡做手勢要菲碧閉嘴;喬伊看起來很驚訝但很高興）
看來我是倒數第二個才對。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋的陽台，羅斯和瑞秋聊天]
Rachel: Hmmm... this is so nice.
嗯...這樣好舒服。
Ross: OK, I have a question. Well, actually,
it's not so much a question as..
more of a general wondering... ment.
好，我有個問題。呃，實際上，不太能算是一個問題...
比較像是普通好奇...題。
Rachel: OK.
好。
Ross: OK. Here goes. For a while now, I've been wanting to, um....
好，我問囉。有一陣子了，我一直想要，嗯...
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! (looking at something behind Ross)
喔！！（看羅斯後面的東西）
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
對對，沒有錯...
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat!
(a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross)
喔，看看那隻貓！（一支小貓在羅斯後面的屋頂上）
Ross: What? (the cat jumps on his shoulders) Ow!
什麼？（貓跳到他肩膀上）噢！
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside,
Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[鏡頭換到裡面。莫妮卡、喬伊和菲碧在唱歌，
同時外面羅斯和瑞秋正試著要把貓趕下羅斯肩膀]
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe:
(singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation
and the only explanation I can find,
is the wonders I've found ever since...
（唱）我站在世界的頂端，往下俯瞰眾生，而我唯一能找到的形容，
就是我發現的奇觀，自從...
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107- part 03
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Phoebe is singing.]
[場景：莫妮卡家，菲碧正在唱歌]
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour.
But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy....
la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
（唱）紐約市正在停電中，而牛奶們也在變酸中。
但我一點都不覺得可怕，因為我不碰乳製品....
啦啦啦，啦啦，啦啦...（她寫下歌詞）
Ross: (to Joey) OK, here goes.
（對喬伊）好，要上了。
Joey: Are you going to do it?
你現在要去做？
Ross: I'm going to do it.
我現在要去做。
Joey: Do you want any help?
你需要幫忙嗎？
Ross: You come out there, you're a dead man.
你如果出來的話，你就死定了。
Joey: Good luck, man.
祝你好運，老兄。
Ross: Thanks. (Joey hugs him) OK.
謝謝。（喬伊抱他）好了。
Joey: OK. (Ross goes out on the balcony to talk to Rachel)
好。（羅斯出去陽台和瑞秋說話）
(Monica walks in, starts to go out on the balcony.)
（莫妮卡進來，準備要出去陽台）
Joey: Hey, where are you going?
嘿，你要去哪裡啊？
Monica: Outside.
外面啊。
Joey: You can't go out there.
你不可以去外面。
Monica: Why not?
為什麼？
Joey: Because of... the reason.
因為....的關係。
Monica: And that would be?
什麼的關係？
Joey: I, um, can't tell you.
我，嗯，不能告訴你。
Monica: Joey, what's going on?
喬伊，到底怎麼了？
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross
that I told you.
好，你一定要保證你永遠永遠，不會告訴羅斯是我跟你說的。
Monica: About what?
說什麼啦？
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
他在籌劃你的生日派對。
Monica: Oh my God! I love him!
喔，天啊！我愛他！
Joey: (as Phoebe enters) You'd better act surprised.
（菲碧進來時）你最好裝做很驚訝。
Phoebe: About what?
驚訝什麼？
Monica: My surprise party!
我的驚喜派對！
Phoebe: What surprise party?
什麼驚喜派對？
Monica: Oh stop it. Joey already told me.
喔，少來。喬伊都跟我說了。
Phoebe: Well, he didn't tell me.
呃，他沒跟我說啊。
Joey: Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.
嘿，別怪我頭上。那是羅斯的問題。
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
每次都這樣。我每次都是最後一個才知道的人。
Monica: No, you are not. We tell you stuff.
不，你才不是。我們都會告訴你啊。
Phoebe: Yuh-huh! I was the last one to know when Chandler
got bitten by the peacock at the zoo.
I was the last one to know when you had a crush on Joey
when he was moving in.
(Monica gestures at Phoebe to shut up;
Joey looks surprised but pleased)
Looks like I was second to last.
哪沒有！我是最後一個知道錢德在動物園被孔雀咬了的人。
我是最後一個知道喬伊剛搬來時你對他有感覺的人。
（莫妮卡做手勢要菲碧閉嘴;喬伊看起來很驚訝但很高興）
看來我是倒數第二個才對。
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
[場景：莫妮卡和瑞秋的陽台，羅斯和瑞秋聊天]
Rachel: Hmmm... this is so nice.
嗯...這樣好舒服。
Ross: OK, I have a question. Well, actually,
it's not so much a question as..
more of a general wondering... ment.
好，我有個問題。呃，實際上，不太能算是一個問題...
比較像是普通好奇...題。
Rachel: OK.
好。
Ross: OK. Here goes. For a while now, I've been wanting to, um....
好，我問囉。有一陣子了，我一直想要，嗯...
Rachel: Ohhh!!!! (looking at something behind Ross)
喔！！（看羅斯後面的東西）
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
對對，沒有錯...
Rachel: Oh, look at the little cat!
(a small kitten is on the roof behind Ross)
喔，看看那隻貓！（一支小貓在羅斯後面的屋頂上）
Ross: What? (the cat jumps on his shoulders) Ow!
什麼？（貓跳到他肩膀上）噢！
[Cut to inside. Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside,
Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]
[鏡頭換到裡面。莫妮卡、喬伊和菲碧在唱歌，
同時外面羅斯和瑞秋正試著要把貓趕下羅斯肩膀]
Monica, Joey, and Phoebe:
(singing) I'm on top of the world, looking down on creation
and the only explanation I can find,
is the wonders I've found ever since...
（唱）我站在世界的頂端，往下俯瞰眾生，而我唯一能找到的形容，
就是我發現的奇觀，自從...
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廣告破口
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