107-part 05 - 六人行

107- part 05

[Scene: ATM vestibule.]

Chandler: (chewing gum) Ah, let's see. What next? Blow a bubble.
A bubble's good. It's got a... boyish charm,
it's impish. Here we go.

(Chandler waits until Jill is looking, then starts to blow a bubble.
But instead of blow one, he accidentally spits the gum out of his mouth
and hits the wall.)

Chandler: Nice going, imp. OK, it's OK.
All I need to do is reach over and put it in my mouth.
(Chandler slyly grabs the gum from the wall
and slides it back in his mouth.)

Chandler: Good save! We're back on track, and I'm...
(grimacing) ..chewing someone else's gum.
This is not my gum. Oh my God! Oh my God! And now you're choking.

(Chandler starts to choke.)

Jill: Are you alright?

(Chandler tries to save face and makes the 'OK' sign with his hands,
while obviously unable to breathe.)

Jill: My God, you're choking! (she runs over and gives him the Heimlich,
the gum flies from his mouth) That better?

Chandler: (gasping) Yes... thank you. That was... that was....

Jill: Perfection?

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Paolo are at the window.
Ross and Joey are watching disgustedly.]

Paolo: (something romantic in Italian about Rachel and the stars)

Ross: (mocking Paolo) Blah blah blah, blah blah blah... blah blaaaaaah....

(Rachel walks away from Paolo, laughing.)

Ross: Wha-What did he say that was so funny?

Rachel: I have absolutely no idea.

Ross: That's... that's classic.

Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing?
What am I doing? This is so un-me!

Monica: If you want, I'll do it.

(Ross looks at Joey.)

Phoebe: I know, I just want to bite his bottom lip.
(Rachel looks at her) But I won't.

Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me...
those three seconds were more exciting than
three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.

Phoebe: You know, did you ride mopeds? 'Cause I've heard...
(they stare at her)...oh, I see... it's not about that right now. OK.

Rachel: Y'know, I know it's totally superficial
and we have absolutely nothing in common,
and we don't even speak the same language but Goooooooddddddd....

[Cut to the other side of the apartment,
Ross has gone over to straighten things out with Paolo.]

Ross: Paolo. Hi.

Paolo: Ross!

(Ross notices that Paolo is standing on a step, which makes him taller.
Ross gets up on the same step so he can look down at Paolo.)

Ross: Listen. Um, listen. Something you should... know... um,
Rachel and I... we're kind of a thing.

Paolo: Thing?

Ross: Thing, yes. Thing.

Paolo: Ah, you... have the sex?

Ross: No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had,
but that's... see, that's not the point.
See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together.
You know, and if you get in the.... um...

Paolo: Bed?

Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going.
Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing,
then I would be, well, very sad.

Paolo: Oh!

Ross: Yeah! Se vice?

Paolo: Si.

Ross: So you do know a little English.

Paolo: Poco... a leetle.

Ross: Do you know the word crapweasel?

Paolo: No.

Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!

[Scene: ATM vestibule, Chandler and Jill are sitting below the counter
with two pens dangling from their chains in front of them.
Jill is showing Chandler how to swing the pen around his head.]

Jill: Chandler, we've been here for an hour doing this! Now watch, it's easy.

Chandler: OK.

Jill: Ready? (she swings the pen around her head in a circle)

(Chandler tries to do the same thing but the pen hits him in the head.)

Jill: No, you've got to whip it.

(He swings the pen hard, and it snaps back and almost hits him again.)

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is all sitting around the table.]

Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out.
10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)...
negative 46, negative 47, negative 48....
(someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)

Ross: Thank you.

Phoebe: Thanks.

Ross: Kinda... spooky without any lights.

Joey: (does a maniacal laugh) Bwah-hah-hah!

(Everyone starts to imitate him.)

Ross: OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...

(The lights come back on, and Rachel and Paolo are making out.
Ross clutches his chest.)

Ross: Oh.. oh... oh.

Joey: Hey Ross. This probably isn't the best time to bring it up,
but you have to throw a party for Monica.

Closing Credits

[Scene: ATM vestibule, the power has come back on.]

Jill: Well, this has been fun.

Chandler: Yes. Yes, thanks for letting me use your phone...
and for saving my life.

Jill: Well, goodbye Chandler. I had a great blackout.
(she kisses him on the cheek) See ya.

(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her,
stroking the window lovingly.
He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)

Chandler: Hi, um, I'm account number 7143457.
And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that,
but I would really like a copy of the tape.

End


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