111-part 04 - 六人行

※ 引述《samchiu (閒祭秋)》之銘言：
111-PART 04

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the next morning.
Joey is getting the door in his dressing gown, it's Ross.]
[場景：錢德和喬伊家，隔天早上。喬伊穿著晨袍去開門，是羅斯]

Ross: Hey, is Chandler here?
嘿，錢德在嗎？

Joey: Yeah.
在啊。

(Ross drags Joey into the hall and slams the door)
(羅斯把喬伊拖到門廊，用力把門關上)

Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell...
(Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking-
we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right?
One kiss? No big deal? Right?
好，呃，關於昨天晚上，嗯，錢德... 你沒有告訴...
(喬伊搖搖頭) 好的，「因為我在想，我們不需要告訴錢德，
我是說，那也不過就一個吻，對吧？一個吻？沒什麼大不了？對吧？

Joey: Right. No big deal.
對。沒什麼大不了。

Ross: Okay.
很好。

Joey: In Bizarro World!! You broke the code!
在顛倒國啦！！你違反了守則！

Ross: What code?
什麼守則？

Joey: You don't kiss your friend's mom!
Sisters are okay, maybe a hot-lookin' aunt...
but not a mom, never a mom!
你不可以親你朋友的媽媽！
姊妹們還可以，看起來很辣的阿姨也許...
但媽媽不行，媽媽絕對不行！

(Chandler opens the door and startles them. He picks up the paper)
(錢德打開門嚇他們一跳。他撿起報紙。)

Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
你們兩個在這裡幹嘛？

Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed
getting in an early morning racquetball game.
But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
呃..呃...就是，喬伊跟我說過要去參加一大早的壁球賽。
但是，嗯，很顯然地，有人睡過頭了。

Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
是啦，很好，你也沒有帶球拍啊。

Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung,
somebody was supposed to bring me one.
對，我沒帶，因為我拿去重穿線了，有人應該要幫我帶一支。

Joey: Yeah, well you didn't call and leave your grip size.
對啦，呃，你又沒有打電話跟我說你的握把尺寸。

Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together.
(Goes back inside and shuts the door)
好啦，你們兩花太太太太多時間在一起了。
(回到裡面關上門)

Ross: Okay, I'm scum, I'm scum.
好啦，我完了，我完了。

Joey: Ross, how could you let this happen?
羅斯，你怎麼會讓這種事發生？

Ross: I don't know, God, I...
well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know?
She's, she's sexy, she's...
我不知道，天啊，我...
呃，就好像說她不是普通的媽媽，知道嗎？
她很，她很性感，她...

Joey: You don't think my mom's sexy?
你不覺得我媽性感嗎？

Ross: Well... not in the same way...
呃...感覺不太一樣的...

Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani
was a handsome woman in her day, alright?
You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
我會讓你知道葛洛莉亞崔尼在她的全盛期也是很漂亮的女人，好嗎？
你以為生七個小孩很容易嗎？

Ross: Okay, I think we're getting into a weird area here...
好啦，我想我們越聊越偏到一個很奇怪的地方了...

(Monica and Rachel's door opens and Rachel and Paolo emerge)
(莫妮卡和瑞秋家的門打開，瑞秋和保羅出來)

Rachel: Hey.
嘿

Ross: Hey.
嘿

Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
你們兩個在這裡幹嘛？

Ross: Well, not playing raquetball!
呃，不是在打壁球！

Joey: He forgot to leave his grip size!
他忘記給我握柄尺寸了！

Ross: He didn't get the goggles!
他也沒拿到護目鏡！

Rachel: Well, sounds like you two have issues.
呃，聽起來你們有問題要解決。

(She and Paolo walk a little way down the hall)
(她跟保羅順著門廊走了一小段)

Rachel: Goodbye, baby.
再見，寶貝。

Paolo: Ciao, bela.
再見，寶貝（義文）

(They kiss. Ross is watching them)
(他們接吻，羅斯眼睜睜看著）

Ross: Do they wait for me to do this?
他們是等我出現才要做嗎？

(Joey and Ross go into Monica and Rachel's apartment)
(喬伊和羅斯走進莫妮卡和瑞秋家)

Joey: So are you gonna tell him?
所以你要告訴他嗎？

Ross: Why would I tell him?
我為什麼要告訴他？

Joey: How about 'cause if you don't, his mother might.
「因為你不說，她媽也可能說」怎樣？

Ross: Oh...
喔...

Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
(進來) 你們兩個在這裡幹嘛？

Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!
呃呃.... 他居然沒有穿運動內褲！

Monica: ...What did I ask?
...我問了什麼啊？

[Scene: Hospital. Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair,
when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons.]
[場景：醫院。莫妮卡帶著氣球進來時，菲碧已經在那搓昏迷男的頭髮]

Monica: Hi.
嗨

Phoebe: Hi.
嗨

Monica: What are you doing here?
你在這裡做什麼？

Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh...
that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
沒有啊，我只是想說過來看看...你知道，在那之後呃...
那個我...你知道嘛，那你來這裡做什麼？

Monica: I'm not really here. Just thought I'd drop these off...
on the way.. my way... Do you come here a lot? Without me?
我沒有要在這。只是想來送這些東西...
在我去...我去... 你很常來這裡嗎？ 沒找我？

Phoebe: No. (Monica brushes Coma Guy's hair in the other direction)
No! No! ...So, um, do you think he's doing
any better than he was this morning?
沒啊。(莫妮卡把昏迷男的頭髮梳向另一邊）
不！不！ ...所以，嗯，你覺得他有沒有比今天早上好一點？

Monica: How would I know? I-I wasn't here.
我怎麼會知道？ 我..我又不在這。

Phoebe: Really? Not even to, um, change his PAJAMAS?!
(Whips back the sheet to reveal him wearing new pajamas.)
真的嗎？ 甚至沒有，嗯，幫他換睡衣？！
(把棉被拉開顯示他穿著新睡衣。)



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