915-The One With The Mugging - 六人行

劇情 1. Ross和Phoebe被一個搶匪搶劫 不過Phoebe認識他 所以她們沒事
因而讓Ross想起他小時被搶的慘痛回憶 然而...搶他的人就是Phoebe!!
2. Joey去參加李奧那德海斯(傑夫高布倫飾)所執導戲劇的試鏡
發現了尿急就可以達到導演的要求 但最後還是忍不住尿在李奧那德的身上...
3. Chandler去參加廣告公司的實習 發現自己和其他實習生比起來老了很多..
(Monica--穿插在這三個事件之中 Rachel--台詞少 本集的配角)

Memorable Quotes

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Phoebe: (interrupting) Alright, nothing is worth this. Uhm, I have a confession
to make?uhm, okay, you know, that girl that mugged you when you were a kid?
Ross: (disbelieving) Wh-What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl.
It was this huge dude.
Phoebe: You don't have to lie anymore, Ross, I know that it was a fourteen
year-old girl.
Ross: No, it wasn't.
Phoebe: Yes, it was.
Ross: No, it wasn't. You don't think I would've defended myself against a fourteen year-old?
Phoebe: (interrupting, pinching his year) "Gimme your money, punk!"
Ross: (shocked) Oh my god, it was you! I can't believe it, you?you mugged me?

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Joey: Well, he said I wasn't urgent enough, you know, and that everything I
did was horizontal(手上下擺動) and I should be more vertical(手左右擺動).
Oh, and he said that I should think less.
Joey是個水平鉛直不分的人

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Chandler: Okay?(He stands up) You start on the image of a guy putting on the
shoes. He's about my age?
Intern: (snorting) Your age?
Chandler: A-huh. So he's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control,
you know?maybe he falls?maybe hurts himself. Just then, a kid comes
flying by wearing the shoes. He jumps over the old guy and laughs,
and the line reads: "Not suitable for adults!"
Boss: You see? That has a clear selling point. It appeals to our key
demographic, it's? (enthusiastic) You did you come up with that?
Chandler: (over-enthusiastic) I don't know, I don' I don' know! I was just
trying to get into a young mindset, you know, and it just started to flow.
Boss: That is great. Good work!
Chandler. Thank you.
Boss: See all of you tomorrow. (He leaves)
(Chandler stands up and walks out the room with a cane)
Chandler: The cold weather hurts my hip!
實際上是因為他之前穿了鞋子仆街才想到的=.=

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