Blake Lively On Letterman 3-24-09 - 青少年影集

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David: Bruce Kapler, ladies and gentlemen, the Paul Shaffer, CBS orchestra.
Our next guest starts on, uh, how about Mary Tyler Moore though?
What a wonderful woman. Very nice.

Paul: More rituals, more beautiful?

David: And, yeah, she'll always be a very important part of my life having
worked with her and also enjoying the television and the fine work
she's done here as everybody else. And a true inspiration for people
who may be diabetic as well.

Paul: Isn't that true as well?

David: Our next guest star is on the uh popular television series 'Gossip
Girl', which can be seen on Monday nights on the CW network, what the
hell is that?

Paul: It's a con... it's a country western... uh...

David: Whatever. Yeah. Here is the always delightful Blake Lively,
ladies and gentlemen.

David: Lively.

Blake: Hello.

David: Welcome back to the show.

Blake: Thank you so much.

David: You look... you look great. Oh, thank you for yourself.

Blake: Thank you. Uh, Julia Roberts called me this weekend and she wanted to
know if we could take you away to a politics(?) community and marry
you. But I heard that uh, that somebody snatched you up. So the offer
is open. But... if, uh... if...

David: OK. uh, no, uh, I'll tell you something off the record, we are not
getting along. And there's a talk of legal separation.

Blake: I heard there's a mixed up of the paper work.

David: So I'll be outside on the curb. Nice to see you. And, uh, boy, you
look spring like. What are these, beautiful, earrings? Sort of
feather? I love feather.

Blake: Thank you. Yeah. They are feather. I'm into feathers.

David: So the spring becomes you.

Blake: Thank you. I'm just excited because we're gonna go on break and a
week. We've been working for almost a year straight on Gossip Girl.

David: Oh my, a year straight? Really? Because of the writer strike and
everything? Yeah.

Blake: Because of the writer strike, we had a five weeks off last year then
we've been working straight though.

David: Ouch.

Blake: So, we get to go on a break next Wednesday, I can't wait.

David: What're you gonna do?

Blake: I'm gonna go to Disneyland. I'm really excited. I grow up going to
Disneyland like twice a week, except for there was a...

David: Twice a week?!

Blake: Yeah, my mom would take me out of school and take me to Disneyland
for regular fixture(?)

David: To Disneyland...

Blake: But I was banned from Disneyland for a year because I went to Disney
Prison.

David: What? Were you counting cards? What were you...

Blake: Uh, no, uh, there's a way to get in. I was really young, so I wasn't
responsible for this. This was all my brother's fault. But, uh, we
uh.. If you, if you get a stamp when you leave the park, if you spray
hair spray on it you can transfer it on someone else's hand.

David: Ah-ha.

Blake: So in the parking lot, he went up to somebody and said 'hey, can we
spray hair spray on your hand' and we transfered it. And then we go
in through entrance door. And there're these people are called, like
fox-figher or some weird name and they dressed up like normal people.
And they said "excuse me, can you come with us?" And they take us
aside. I'm like six years old. My brother says 'no matter what they
say, do not confess, I will not admit that we did this'. So he was
like a professional villain at 12.

David: Whoa.

Blake: We go down stairs to Disneyland, it's all white rooms. Everybody's
dress in all white. The furniture's all white. And they just
interrogate us. Every thing's in miniature size, like Mac TV, yeah.
It was crazy and it was really scary and traumatizing.

David: Wait a minute, they were interrogating a 12 and a 6 year old?

Blake: Yeah.

David: Do they get on robber hose? But what was, I mean, for God's sakes,
I mean what do they hope to accomplish by that?

Blake: They wanted us to admit that we were trying to get in for free and ban
us for life. But, we were strong. We said we didn't do it. But they
had us on tape. Um, they said they had us on tape from the parking
lot. Um, so, it was pretty sad. So now...

David: It's interesting because they spent billions and billions of dollars
have a building in wonderland for kids and then they're stunned and
surprised that the kids would want to sneak in.

Blake: It's true. It's true.

David: It's not right. Do you live, you don't live in New York City?

Blake: I do. I do live in the city. We shoot here.

David: Oh, the shoot's here?

Blake: Yeah.

David: Do you have a nice, big place?

Blake: I have a beautiful apartment. It's um, you know, It's by the water,
so it's really nice.

David: Oh, cool.

Blake: And I have my puppy and I get to take her for a walk.

David: What kind of puppy do you have?

Blake: Um, she is a tiny teacup malte-poo. I'm kind of embarrassing.

David: Say that again? A tiny teacup what?

Blake: Malte-poo. She's like a glorified mouse.

David: Ah.

Blake: Yeah. She, uh, she's pretty precious though, so it's...

David: Nah, uh, to, to make it meaningful of what (聽不懂) I'm getting,
how big she is?

Blake: She's about 2 pounds.

David: Tiny teacup malte-poo. Is what?

Blake: I always love big dogs my whole life. But you know I travel so much
that I need a travel size dog. It's like... It's true. It's like
shampoo and ...(?), every thing's in travel size, you know?

David: But 2 pound dog?

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