CSI: LV 1010 雷~~ - CSI

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本集重點: 1) 好心的密醫還是密醫......Orz
2) 孩子啊，引火自焚的事還是不要做吧~~

片頭，Las Vegas城外一台直升機在巡邏，
發現了一台作賊心虛的車跟車主，
直升機駕駛通報中心後追著落荒而逃的車飛，
之後警車也趕到了，慌張的駕駛翻了車，
直升機駕駛看著人犯Juan被逮捕。

烤魚跟囧尼來到現場，
警方帶著他們前往人犯被抓到時再翻的垃圾車，
烤魚: Surgical waste? (看囧尼一眼)
囧尼: .......
烤魚: (繼續檢查那個垃圾袋) And human organs...
Spleen, gallbladder and these fingers.
And the cut says it is professionally precise.
囧尼轉身要大家往外搜查。
烤魚: Nick! (發現一具掩蓋在垃圾袋下的屍體) It's just a kid...
囧尼問說怎麼會有人在垃圾場切割屍體。
烤魚: No, this is Dr. Jeckyll...
I never expect him to be someone like Juan.
囧尼: (轉頭看看坐在警車裡的人)No. It's not him.
　　　Hey, Dr. Frankestein had Igot. Maybe Dr. Jeckyll has Juan.

小葛跟凱姊在另一個現場，是年輕女子的命案，大衛辨識為窒息而死。
凱姊從皮包裡找到死者身分: Karen Jones.
布拔: (打電話詢問該旅館櫃檯) She's not registered.
凱姊: (從皮包裡找出一把槍) This might be.

烤魚和囧尼繼續在沙漠裡搜索，
囧尼發現了幾個空藥罐，像是Fluoxetine...之類的，
烤魚則確認了貨車上的血跡是人血，有新有舊。
囧尼: This wasn't Igot's first trash run.

凱姊小葛在詢問旅館裡的其他住客。
凱姊先是被一對互相叫嚷的日本男女搞的很無奈
(最後落了一句日文的謝謝。)，
然後又遇上那種吵著要趕會議的生意人；
小葛則被他負責詢問的人的口臭薰的頭昏。
(小葛: ...but first, you need to brush your teeth.)
布拔在樓下詢問旅館酒保，酒保說Karen是跟個女性朋友一起來的。

小葛跟凱姊在驗屍間，小葛在Karen鼻腔部找到白色纖維。
凱姊: (測體溫) She's chilled.
小葛: (在屍體上畫出一小方格)　All right, that's our test window.
Let's go camping.
兩人用塑膠罩住屍體。開始煙燻。

警探先生(不是布拔不是Vartann的那個)用西班牙文詢問Juan。
(講太快了，我的初初初初初初級西語完全動用不了。XD)
Juan: Some guy paid me to dump the trash there.
警探: Where?
Juan: I was sitting in the parking lot in Turkson... trying to find a job.
They paid 500 for that!
警探: Who kill that little boy? You?
You like young boys?
You know what happen to guys like you in la prisona? Huh?
Juan: ... El doctor.

羅賓爺爺抵達停屍間，看到烤魚傾身在屍體旁邊。
羅賓爺爺: You're talking to him, aren't you?
烤魚: ...Yes. Sometimes I wish they tell me more.
羅賓爺爺: And sometimes I just wish them shut up.
羅賓爺爺告訴烤魚說，小男孩的手術目的是要切除一顆supersized cyst，
但是因為小男孩本身不一凝血的免疫體質導致手術失敗:
cyst移開了，人也失血過多死亡了。
烤魚: Four months ago, Dr. Jeckyll made a bow tie to xxx.
One month ago, he implanted the message to ooo.
... He's not limiting himself.
He's both surgering both inside and outside now.
羅賓爺爺: A true Jeckyll and Hade.

小葛跟凱姊在檢視賭場的錄影帶。
小葛: Lots of approachings, no landings. (注意到Karen接近某人)
凱姊: She's working him. He's not interested.
小葛: ... So what we need to do is finding that girl in the blue dress.
凱姊: My body is done. Smurf's up.
凱姊回到停屍間，開始上粉找指紋。在腳踝附近找到一枚。

溫蒂、亨利、烤魚跟囧尼討論案情，
小男生死者的身份確認為Eduardo Gormaz，
烤魚疑惑問說不知這是否代表Dr. Jeckyll有某種程度的Mexico connection，
囧尼說有可能，從車追蹤後他們發現在西語裔聚集區的一間小診所，
烤魚要求要跟囧尼和他們一起前往。

於是大家到了那家小診所，裡頭外頭都很多人等著看診...
警探: Jeffery Huges? You're El doctor?
Jeffery: I'm not a doctor. I'm a herbalist.
Mayan culrue seeks the balance of body and spirit, man and God.
... I do what I can.
烤魚: Are those what you can do include procedusor surgeons?
Jeffery: I'm not capable to do that.
囧尼: (掃了Jeffery的指紋開始檢視) Mr. Hughes, your finger prints appear
　　　on a crime scene. You're under arrested.

烤魚和囧尼進到後面的房間搜查。
烤魚: The groud in this two areas... is in different shapes.
(挫了些碎屑來檢查) Yeah, the tiles are regrouted.
囧尼: The reason we can think about this...
烤魚: ... We have blood. If it belongs to Eduardo, he's died here.

布拔找到了Karen入住的旅館，跟著小葛去那房間檢查...
布拔: Do you smell that?
小葛: Hasen't ripe in the decomp yet.
兩人把床掀開，在床墊下方的box spring裡，赫然就是藍衣女子的屍體。
小葛: The girl in blue...
布拔: She's definitely not sleeping it off.

小葛檢查現場，從行李上的名牌發現藍衣女子是Jillian Rose，
小葛通知了正在驗屍間跟羅賓爺爺一起的凱姊。
羅賓爺爺說屍體上有不少defensive wounds，死因同為窒息，
死亡時間約在午夜到凌晨四點之間。
凱姊: Two bodies at two different locations?
羅賓爺爺: Are we looking for two killers?
凱姊: My guts say it is not.
羅賓爺爺: Well, then, one of them must die first.

溫蒂告訴烤魚說診所內的血跡DNA跟Eduardo吻合，
另外有名unknown male的DNA，
烤魚說可能是他的，因為他在檢查那些磁磚時，有不小心劃破手套手指。
溫蒂說那她必須請烤魚提供他的DNA來比對。
烤魚: That... will leave it to AFIS...
溫蒂: Yeah? (疑惑的看烤魚)
烤魚: ... You're gonna have to put in your report that I said no.

烤魚詢問Jeffery Hughes。
烤魚: ... Eduardo Gormaz died in your operating room.
So tell me where did you train, Dr. Hughes?
Jeffery回答是在Monterey。
烤魚: Are you licensed to do surgeries in the United States?
Are you!?
Jeffery: I was trying to save his life!
He's everything to his mother and his sister!
烤魚: Did she know you dump his body as a trash!?
Jeffery: She was there! She came up with the idea!
They were here without documents and insurance.
And he's suffered too much to go back to Mexico for a surgery!
I delivered her bady. Her perfect, healthy girl!
烤魚: ... Then how about Joey Biglow and Joesoph? (丟出照片)
Jeffery: I don't know these men....
I don't run this for rich.
... My patients are those who always gonna be left out!

凱姊跟小葛找到了跟Juillian離開的人。
凱姊: The one that Karen couldn't!
小葛: Why two hookers go after the same John?
凱姊: Maybe they're not real hookers. And I don't think this is about sex...
凱姊找出證物裡的手機，看到Karen送了一則簡訊"Got it. 5123"給Juillian。
於是原來Karen跟Juillian兩人是合作夥伴，
一個人偷用pin card，一個人下手偷目標的信用卡。

凱姊小葛找到那間5123房，案發時是登記在Donald Fiore名下，
他人已經回到Salt Lake City，
布拔: They'll arrest him until we provide more evidence。
很不幸的，人客退房後房間已經被清過了。
凱姊: (嘆一口氣) What part of the room remains from guest to guest?
兩人開始搜查房間，小葛注意到通風孔，打開，看到一雙銀色的stilletos鞋。
凱姊: (看著鞋子的嚴重扭曲變形) This didn't happen during the struggle.
(看向廁所裡的馬桶) He was trying to get rid of this.
果不其然，凱姊在馬桶壁上發現了Karen衣服的亮片。
凱姊: He flushed the dress, but he couldn't get the shoes went down.
小葛: Then the toilet would be tighted up.
凱姊: You know the rules, don't you?
小葛負責送鏡頭下馬桶，凱姊監控螢幕，最後果然看到堵在水管中的衣服。
凱姊: How long does it go?
小葛: 20 feets.
凱姊: ... It's about 2 floors below. 1721.
兩人下樓，鋸開管線，取出銀色亮片衣。
凱姊: I think it's enough to compele a warrant.

Fiore被逮到賭城來。
Fiore: I didn't realize it was a set-up until I was in shower...
I should know that. She was too beautiful for a hooker.
凱姊: Why don't you just call the police?
Fiore: Yeah, right, and then they would say it's me let a stranger
girl entering my room.
And I can't afford letting my wife know this.
She's a heiress. Has a lot of money.
If she knows I'm philandering, I'm done.
凱姊: You figured out that she'll accept murder better?
Fiore: I didn't kill that girl.
凱姊: Then how about Karen?
Fiore: That girl? She came looking for me, with a gun.
Regardlessly, I took self-defense.
And the judge will take less sympathy for a beautiful hooker
than a overworked attuary.

小葛在衣服上找到一些灰色纖維，跑去找小哈，
小哈跟他說那是polyester fiber，常見於box spring，
小葛相當疑惑，這代表是Karen殺了Juillian嗎?

於是小葛跟凱姊舊地重遊。
凱姊: I'd hate to say that Fiore talked the truth.
小葛留意到垃圾桶，然後說他沒有檢查因為垃圾筒內是空的...
凱姊: You had no reason to.
小葛: (取出墊著垃圾桶的垃圾袋，上有唇印) Who would kiss a trash bag?
凱姊: Maybe a girl who fight for her life.
兩人檢查垃圾袋，找到了carpal prints，
兇手利用垃圾袋罩住Juillian口鼻使之窒息的。
凱姊: It's no way that Karen killed Juillian.
The print is too big for a female...
　　　Right, so she hide the body in the bix spring for a few more time.
And then went back to cash Fiore?
小葛: Live by the con, die by the con.

凱姊小葛回到局裡比對了Fiore的掌印，果然吻合！
Fiore: I wanted my wallet back.
It was a mathmatically prediction that the girl is that kind of person
will blackmailed me and never let things go later!
小葛: And you applied that logic to Karen Jones?
Fiore: That girl is stupid. She came and asked for 5000 dollar for her friend's
funneral. I saw a chance, and I took the chance.
凱姊: The 5000 money you saved is going to cost you 20 more years of your lide.
Fiore: Wait! It's not fair! I'm a good guy! I love my wife!
I contribute to sociaty! They were the worthless criminals!
凱姊: No, they are human. You, were the worthless criminal.

最後，烤魚去找囧尼，
Jeffery Hughes明顯不是Dr. Jeckyll，
但是他仍然會因為無照執業與醫療疏失服刑。
烤魚: Could you do me a favor? I think your Spanish is a little better than me.
囧尼: (看著烤魚遞來的傳單，是關於免費醫療服務的，用西語寫成的傳單。用西文唸著。)
烤魚: I still do not agree what Jeffery Hughes did, but he has the right idea...
It's clean. It's legal. I just want to spread the words.
囧尼: Well, claro　(西文的...嗯...我想在這翻成Of course可能比較順。).
烤魚: (微笑) Great. Claro. Thanks.
囧尼: De nada (西文的"不客氣").


本集心得: 1) 阿編關於烤魚家世的梗鋪好久了喔，啥時要爆?
2) 其實Jeffery Hughes比對向Zetas買器官的那個醫生，實在是好人哪...
3) 布拔也被訓練成好鼻師囉? XDDDD
4) 我個人很討厭Fiore這種自我感覺良好的偽君子


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