FTWD S2E01 低能團 - 殭屍影集

By Zenobia
at 2016-04-12T23:36
at 2016-04-12T23:36
Table of Contents
看完第二季第一集還是憤憤不平
這艘船上有戰鬥力的就三個人
黑人、Nick、老頭擁有戰鬥力外
其他可以丟下去餵walker吃了
第一集有三個戰犯:
1. 毛利人
沒事叫正妹去聽無線電幹嘛
不會自己聽嗎?在船上無所事事
你好歹也是個大男人,怎麼能把這種事情
委託給一個還在發春期的少女?
低能指數:50%
2. 毛利人兒子
精神狀況極度不穩定
跟他老爸像個陌生人
沒事發神經跳下海去
還要勞師動眾救援
低能指數:70%
以後會如何蛻變不曉得
但如果是當下這情況
推屍體的當下應該連這傢伙一起推下去算了
3. Alicia
腦袋不曉得在想什麼
把無線電當LINE在聊
在這末日情況下
還沒弄清楚對方是誰就暴露自己行蹤
低能中的低能
低能指數:100%
原因:黑人在這集一開始就已經宣示主權
這艘船是我的,你們她媽別想要我聽你們的話
結果正妹腦子進水,聽到讓她心裡癢癢的聲音就聊了起來
想見見未來新的男友,被黑人罵還搞不清楚狀況
現在好了,把不可預知的敵人帶來,接下來這艘船會死多少人難說了
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這艘船上有戰鬥力的就三個人
黑人、Nick、老頭擁有戰鬥力外
其他可以丟下去餵walker吃了
第一集有三個戰犯:
1. 毛利人
沒事叫正妹去聽無線電幹嘛
不會自己聽嗎?在船上無所事事
你好歹也是個大男人,怎麼能把這種事情
委託給一個還在發春期的少女?
低能指數:50%
2. 毛利人兒子
精神狀況極度不穩定
跟他老爸像個陌生人
沒事發神經跳下海去
還要勞師動眾救援
低能指數:70%
以後會如何蛻變不曉得
但如果是當下這情況
推屍體的當下應該連這傢伙一起推下去算了
3. Alicia
腦袋不曉得在想什麼
把無線電當LINE在聊
在這末日情況下
還沒弄清楚對方是誰就暴露自己行蹤
低能中的低能
低能指數:100%
原因:黑人在這集一開始就已經宣示主權
這艘船是我的,你們她媽別想要我聽你們的話
結果正妹腦子進水,聽到讓她心裡癢癢的聲音就聊了起來
想見見未來新的男友,被黑人罵還搞不清楚狀況
現在好了,把不可預知的敵人帶來,接下來這艘船會死多少人難說了
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