Game Of Thrones S5 EP10 (雷) 本季完結 - 歐美
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最後一集以爆炸性(複數)結尾為第五季畫下句點,基本上這部戲沒剩幾個主角了,書中許
多角色又被刪減合併。所以第六季要找誰演呢?可能編劇會親自下海吧,他們搞不好計畫
這個陰謀很久了,從第一季便開始勤奮健身敷臉,殷切期待站上舞台發光發熱的那天。
第十集為觀眾揭示了兩個GOT真理,第一個是「凡人皆有一死」,第二個是「你喜歡的角
色死得特別快」。人生如戲、戲如人生,觀眾別妄想在GOT裡尋求任何心靈慰藉,看完劇
集你只會躲在被子裡哭,並深切體悟,無論劇內劇外,好人不長命、禍害千萬年是宇宙運
行不變之真理。
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而且我認真在思考,艾莉亞的刺客教條支線有沒有必要發展下去?她想殺的人差不多都死
了大家有發現嗎?照這個步調演下去,暗殺名單上的其他人,八成會依循GOT定律一一自
動升天,艾莉亞特地在布拉佛斯接受什麼鬼修練根本浪費時間生命。
套句PTT網友的推文,不但凡人皆有一死,凡人也皆愛海產,諸君不見每次去飯店吃
Buffet,餐檯上的明蝦、九孔、生蠔總是消失的特別快。
是故,做人眼光要放長遠一點,艾莉亞留在布拉佛斯賣海產顯然比刺客修練更具發展性與
未來性。
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既然先提到艾莉亞,順便談談本集支線(走隨便風格)。
艾莉亞殺馬林(確認便當之一)此幕戲的節奏抓得非常好,每個鏡頭皆沾染血腥,但透過螢
幕,我感受到的不是單純暴力,而是飽和之復仇張力。
悶了這麼多集後,Maisie Williams終於充分體現作為一位年輕演員的潛力和價值,如果
《孤兒怨》(Orphan)要拍續集的話,她當仁不讓啊她!!(後面這句算稱讚嗎)
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只是對個人而言,艾莉亞線有一個很大的問題,自從場景轉到黑白之院,賈昆與艾莉亞間
的化學作用幾乎消失殆盡。
之前賈昆與艾莉亞對戲時,常滿溢粉紅氣場。第五季的賈昆,個人魅力卻被盡數抹除,從
無面者劇情來講,這點是正確的,沒有身分正是無面者的身分;但對支持賈昆X艾莉亞的
花癡觀眾來講,此乃活生生的折磨啊啊啊~~我寧願賈昆別當艾莉亞的導師,繼續流浪在外
之類的,期待未來有重逢的一天。
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再者,就算我之前對賈昆X艾莉亞抱有微薄希望,第十集之賈昆穿女裝也徹底將之摧毀!
!我覺得艾莉亞眼睛之所以瞎掉,完全是因為看到賈昆穿學姊的裙子裙子裙子好嗎!!!
無面者的修行是有多殘酷啊!!!還得全權承受老師個人喜好!!!
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接下來談那些疑似和確定被發便當的衰鬼,本集發便當的頻率高到片尾字幕出現「感謝池
上便當贊助」我也不意外。
疑似便當之二:史坦尼斯拜拉席恩。必須承認,史坦尼斯是我在原著中非常喜歡的角色之
一,本人對剛毅正直木訥寡言的角色沒有抵抗力,是故上一集的改寫著實將我打入谷底。
如果說我在絕情谷底的話,這集的史坦尼斯大概在地球的地核內核裡,家破人亡、軍心潰
散、一敗塗地,史坦尼斯身體力告誡觀眾:「不要信邪教」 (湯姆克魯斯你看到了嗎),
達到GOT寓教於樂之目的。
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鹿王一世英雄如此不堪,算算鹿家目前已知子嗣只剩行蹤不明的大牛(Gendry),再轉念想
想狼家......鹿狼兩家,你們確定祖墳風水沒問題嗎?要不要擇個黃道吉日,兩家一起找
風水師去看看祖墳風水?
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鹿王有沒有死在美人姐劍下仍未可知,但美人姐揮劍前,史坦尼斯可能在想:「藍...禮
?妳說那個第二季就掛點的藍禮?都第五季了大姊妳才來撿尾刀!!」
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臨時演員便當之三:我始終不太理解,電影電視中那些一息尚存的敗軍為何不好好趴著裝
死?偏偏要扭動、掙扎、爬行,只差沒敲鑼打鼓以引起敵軍注意,補他最後一擊。
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確認便當之四:情婦米蘭達。如果這個能復活,我...我把我弟的頭給他(嫁禍他人)。
所謂小指頭的調教訓練,於本季正式宣告失敗,三傻的姓名決定命運,逃離不了人正腦傻
、智商天註定之循環。到頭來,依然得靠席恩伸出援手。
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是說席恩乍現堅毅眼神,握著三傻的手往下跳時,我第一次打從心裡覺得席恩好帥好有男
人味(虎軀一震,倒在席恩懷裡)。
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不過城牆高聳,即便積雪深厚,跳下去真的歹就補嗎?等下脫逃不成反而死在地上(米蘭
達等等,有人來陪妳了),小剝皮還以為他們兩個殉情。
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疑似便當之五:彌賽菈。GOT是一部機車的美劇,如果彌賽菈繼續當死青少年之海灘賤人
高中啦啦隊長,她可能不會死;可是當她轉性成溫柔可人貼心解語花時,七孔流血只是下
一秒的事。編劇怎能容忍,獅家出現一個內外兼具、品行優良、個性敦厚、貌美如花的角
色呢?妳繼續當賤人就沒事了嘛妳(嘆氣)~~
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題外話之一,在多恩,不太熟的人喇舌是常態嗎?還是歪國人總是很耐斯的,大家也不太
好拒絕。
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題外話之二,以GOT目前世界觀而言,多恩是我心中的時尚之都,件件衣服面料華麗、做
工精細,披風有披風的俐落帥氣,長裙有長裙的飄逸浪漫,難怪彌賽菈不想回君臨啊~回
君臨又得裹粽葉了。
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不過跟每個女人都打扮成李哪吒的布拉佛斯比起來,君臨品味仍略勝一籌。
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疑似便當之六:囧恩雪諾。我之前踩過原著雷,早知囧恩遇刺一事,故真正讓我震驚的是
劇後導演訪談,他說囧恩不會回來了了了了了!!!為了一塊手錶(For the Watch)是有
必要嗎!!??身為長城總司令,給你們一人一塊Apple Watch亦非難事啊!!
而且Sam被扁時,白靈都現身了,囧恩遇刺怎不見白靈護駕?白靈妳是又跑去哪個影展鬧
場了嗎(此白靈非彼白靈)?
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狼家再被整下去,最後約莫僅剩東尼史塔克(Tony Stark)撐場。
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講點正經的事,守夜人串通謀反,加上親信奧利補囧恩最後一刀,顯然是致敬凱撒元老院
遇刺。話說奧利這孩子生來就是剋囧恩的,耶哥蕊特死在他箭下,囧恩又死在他刀下
......以後收徒弟前要先拿八字去排一下看合不合。
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相信部分男性觀眾,對色吸裸體遊街這幕期待已久,很可惜的,聽說這幕是裸替。大家想
拜見Lena Headey的長輩,還是回去重溫《三百壯士》(300)吧。
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雖然我痛恨色吸已久,但看她赤身裸體行走於瘋狂暴民中,心頭依然一揪,從教會到紅堡
,一步一血印,短短幾百公尺顯得多麼漫長。
況且君臨暴民可能在夏威夷受過擲標槍之專業訓練,丟東西超準的,大家此起彼落,丟得
好不歡快,完全不會丟到那個滿口"Shame, Shame, Shame"的修女身上。
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把龍女線擺在結尾是有意義的,最後的最後,我們來看看付費玩家和免費玩家的差別。
相較狼獅鹿高庭等心酸事當飯吃的家族,龍女五季以來收穫了什麼?免費的三條龍、免費
的多斯拉克戰士、免費的無垢者、免費的次子團、免費的智囊、免費的翻譯,和一群被美
色所惑、忠心耿耿隨時願意當床伴的忠臣,劇末顯然又有一批多斯拉克騎兵自動送上門了
。
由此可知,你有心玩線上遊戲的話,荷包千萬不要省,鈔票丟下去便可享受人在家中坐、
寶從天上來之快感。
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其實行文至此差不多該收工惹(全文PH值過低,請搭配鹼粽服用),不過我最後還是想問達
里奧一句,看完競技場混戰後,你糾竟用哪張臉說:「只有無垢者能維持彌林的和平」(
揪領子)?現在連艾莉亞都能看出鷹身女妖之子才是全劇最強戰力好嗎,卓耿都險些被鷹
身女妖之子戳死欸,誰敢打屠龍戰士啊!!??
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