回味一下 Brittany 在 Glee 第二季中的一些經典對白
回頭看起來，我還是比較喜歡以前還是 Cheerio 傻傻天外飛來一筆的 Brit..
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#1 ( Episode 203- Grilled Cheesus)
I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor.
It got knocked down an entire letter grade cuz it was written in crayon.
#2 (Episode 201- Audition)
People thought I went on vacation but actually I spent the summer lost
in the sewers.
#3 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)
I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
#4 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)
I don't brush my teeth, I just rinse with soda after I eat.
I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
#5 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)
Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire
family of mice started living in it.
Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
#6 (Episode 219- Rumours)
You know, just because we’re doing this interview, it doesn’t mean
I’m still not mad at you, cuz I know you started smoking again.
#7 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)
This room looks like the one on that spaceship where I got probed.
#8 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)
Remember: Even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
#9 (Episode 207- The Substitute)
Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet.
I stopped after ‘M’ and ‘N.’ I felt they were too similar and
got frustrated.
#10 (Episode 213- Comeback)
My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it
on food for the goat. I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money.
#11 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)
Please don't pull all my teeth. When I smile I'll look like an adult
baby with boobs.
#12 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)
I'm bringing a gift for the homeless kids. It's a dollhouse.
At least their dolls won't be homeless.
#13 (Episode 211-The Sue Sylvester Shuffle)
Quinn: “I’m torn."
Santana: “Well I’m not."
Brittany: “I’m Brittany."
#14 (Episode 215- Sexy)
Three days ago a stork built its nest on top of my garage.
I’m not stupid, it’s obviously getting ready to bring me my baby.
I know where babies come from.
#15 (Episode 216- Original Song)
Will: "Just think about it. What is your favorite song of all time?"
Brittany: "My Headband"
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