[Glee 2] Brittany's Best 15 Quotes - 歡樂合唱團

回味一下 Brittany 在 Glee 第二季中的一些經典對白
回頭看起來，我還是比較喜歡以前還是 Cheerio 傻傻天外飛來一筆的 Brit..

網誌有圖板 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/cuteone/18924798

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#1 ( Episode 203- Grilled Cheesus)

I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor.
It got knocked down an entire letter grade cuz it was written in crayon.


#2 (Episode 201- Audition)

People thought I went on vacation but actually I spent the summer lost
in the sewers.


#3 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)

I don’t understand the difference between an elf and a slave.


#4 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)

I don't brush my teeth, I just rinse with soda after I eat.
I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.


#5 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire
family of mice started living in it.
Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.


#6 (Episode 219- Rumours)

You know, just because we’re doing this interview, it doesn’t mean
I’m still not mad at you, cuz I know you started smoking again.


#7 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)

This room looks like the one on that spaceship where I got probed.


#8 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)

Remember: Even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.


#9 (Episode 207- The Substitute)

Mr. Schue taught me the second half of the alphabet.
I stopped after ‘M’ and ‘N.’ I felt they were too similar and
got frustrated.


#10 (Episode 213- Comeback)

My uncle lost his job and his goat was going hungry, so I spent it
on food for the goat. I mean, sort of. The goat just ate the money.


#11 (Episode 202- Britney/Brittany)

Please don't pull all my teeth. When I smile I'll look like an adult
baby with boobs.


#12 (Episode 210- A Very Glee Christmas)

I'm bringing a gift for the homeless kids. It's a dollhouse.
At least their dolls won't be homeless.


#13 (Episode 211-The Sue Sylvester Shuffle)

Quinn: “I’m torn."
Santana: “Well I’m not."
Brittany: “I’m Brittany."


#14 (Episode 215- Sexy)

Three days ago a stork built its nest on top of my garage.
I’m not stupid, it’s obviously getting ready to bring me my baby.
I know where babies come from.


#15 (Episode 216- Original Song)

Will: "Just think about it. What is your favorite song of all time?"
Brittany: "My Headband"


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