Re: JOKE版 - 六人行

※ 引述《triptane (triptane)》之銘言：
: 現在joke版那邊有人在強力徵求一分鐘英文笑話耶
: 我想在friends裡應該有很多這種橋段吧
: 尤其是錢德吧
其實不止Chandler很搞笑 Joey也是...
Joey有一集是在Pyramid一個節目裡當guest
========================= 以下是不負責的聽寫 =====================
Host: Joey, describe for Jim these things that has lines
Give me 20 seconds on the clock... Please... Ready~~~ Go!
電視寫著 < Supermarket >
Joey: Okay. It's a store...errr... like the supermarket...
*Beep beep*
Oh!!, I see what I did. Okay. Okay.
< Notebook >
Joey: I'm writing in my.... ?
Jim: Diary
Joey: No, more like a notebook
*Beep beep*
Damn it!
< Blueprint >
Oh. If I'm building a house, the plan isn't called the smoo print
*Beep beep*
Can't say that either?
< Football Field >
Oh oh oh wait. In High school I was, I had sex with a girl right
in the middle of the...
Jim: Cafeteria
Joey: Yeah! But that was not the one they're looking for
(Time's Up!) Oh~~~~
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At Rachel's Going to Paris Party...
Joey: I tried to stop her too... 57 times with the coin toss
Heads she wins, tails I lose
*ROFLMAO*

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