Simon on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno - 實境秀

Simon says Fantasia’s performance last Wednesday was like one of those joke
first-round auditions (wrong Simon!)

ＷＴＦ！！！！！！！！ Fantasia is the TRUE DIVA!!!!!!

Simon is taking the fall for Paulagate. Interesting

這句話的意思是？
Paulagate 應該是指上次 Paula sees the future 那件事吧:P
（水門案之於美國人，感覺很像是台灣人的 319 槍擊案? XDD）

He doesn’t care who wins, but if he had to pick someone, he’d pick David
Cook, because he’s been around for awhile, he’s paid his dues.

終於表態了，但開頭還是說了句不在乎誰贏啊 =.=
Simon 歷年來有認真表態過，希望誰拿冠軍嗎？
（改一下，自己看了都覺得刺眼 XDDD）

--
大廚：Hello~~ Isn't she Archuleta's whore?(電吉他)
小弟：Imagine all the people stealing others' songs~~WooHoo~~

--