The Walking Dead S03E16 (雷) - 殭屍影集

By Gilbert
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at 2013-04-02T15:00
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歐買尬~我的心靈導師我的沙漠綠洲我的吐槽靈感來源Andrea竟然跟著Lori去了!!!妳
們都走了我要吐槽誰?這樣砲火不是全集中在光頭媽身上?
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先講摯愛Andrea,Andrea大概是本季最突兀的一個便當,後半生也不過上了兩個男人,沒
好好發揮神槍手的功能便掛了(觀眾大多只記得她差點殺掉Daryl)。最後一集的爆點全在
她身上,但給人一種為爆而爆,死不瞑目的fu。
我不懂編劇想表達什麼(抱頭),因為這是一個必須有所取捨的亂世,所以想周全所有人的
Andrea非死不可嗎?或是她片酬太高了必須死?亦或女性角色滿額了快點死?雖然看到固
定班底Andrea掛點讓人備感哀桑,不過我真是一滴眼淚都擠不出來。
PS:根據Lori和Andrea的死亡可推算出一個公式,凡是和大於一以上的男人野合將死於非
命,哪天Maggie不小心睡到Rick的話,就等著領便當吧(摸下巴)。
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火是Milton放的,州長為觀眾解開了一個謎題。
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州長把Milton壓在牆上時,我一直聯想到右下角的畫面,很害怕他下一秒會強吻Milton(
被帥哥壓在牆上是花癡少女的夢想)。州長戳了Milton三刀後,留他在牢房等死,死了順
便變殭屍咬Andrea,一物二用好環保。
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Milton的HP很多,約莫是99999點,而且每隔十分鐘會自己回血,於是好整以暇地跟
Andrea聊了一陣子。
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Andrea好像嫌時間太多,敞開心胸與Milton暢談為何不殺州長之心路歷程,如果不是半死
不活的Milton勸她快撿工具開鎖,她可能會把從小到大暗戀過的男人都講一遍。
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看到Andrea很辛苦地用腳夾鉗子,我不禁感嘆她為何不是那個只花了一分十一秒,便成功
用腳破解魔術方塊的高中生。
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如果她也那麼強,非但不會被咬,還可以趁Milton死前一起玩玩魔術方塊。
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Rick等人終於找到Andrea(其實之前沒在找,只是突然心血來潮),可惜為時已晚。Andrea
最後選擇自我了斷,情與義值千金的雞姐刀女陪在她身邊,度過人生終程。回想起第一季
至今種種,著實令人感慨。
接著談監獄攻防,嚴格講沒什麼大場面,跟第二季結尾轟轟烈烈的穀倉轟趴差很多。
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頂多這邊爆炸一下
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那邊又開朵小花兒,聊表一下製作小組的心意。
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Rick小隊以空城計誘敵,老弱婦孺皆撤入森林,主要火力埋伏監獄。
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Daryl對Merle的死倒是坦然,一下子就釋懷了,你哥真是白疼你了。光頭媽亦暗自竊喜電
燈泡從此消失。
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刀女非常寬宏大量,對Rick的內線交易既往不咎,甚而感謝他當日伸出援手,讓自己成為
監獄一員。(表面上是這樣講,哪天偷偷在Rick食物裡下瀉藥也未可知)
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州長煽動Woodbury的仇恨情緒,帶隊入侵。未料遭受精銳小隊伏擊,一干烏合之眾盡數落
跑。
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大夥撤退後覺得攻擊監獄是瘋狂屠殺(老實講是嚇到挫賽吧),不願意順從。內鬨之下,過
了吃藥時間的州長一不做二不休開槍掃射群眾,只有Karen躲在屍體下逃過一劫。
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Martinez和那個黑人不知是中邪、被下蠱,還是認定州長為此生真愛,最後傻傻的跟著州
長走。
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為什麼只有Glenn和Maggie有防彈情侶裝?
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長得越來越神似小賈斯汀(不知是幸或不幸)的Carl,非常不爽自己被排除在作戰隊伍之外
,看到Woodbury的落單年輕人,立馬一槍解決,得意洋洋認為自己建了大功。
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Hershel擔憂Carl的人格成長漸形扭曲,叫Rick趕快去管一管家裡的猴死囝仔。
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然而Rick在Carl心中的偉大父親形象已蕩然無存(一天到晚觀落陰難怪被嫌棄)。Carl現在
是個全然的結果論者,把現況都歸因為當初沒怎麼樣,後來才會怎麼樣,包括Lori和
Merle的死亡皆一概而論。父親的多方考量對他而言是猶豫壞事,日新又新、當機立斷成
為Carl的人生準則。
個人覺得,事情發生後當然會覺得早知如此何必當初,但就算沒有那個當初,走另一條路
搞不好亦會跑出一個如此。
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Rick的警徽「匡瑯」一聲掉在地上,父親再也不是Carl的行事指導方針,小賈斯汀才是
(Carl的下一個人生目標是全球巡迴簽唱會)。
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光頭媽現在不但可以熟練地用柴刀劈大蔥劈蘿蔔,劈殭屍更是易如反掌。
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得知州長暴行,決心脫離Woodbury的T-Dog 3.0正式加入,順道帶來一卡車吃閒飯的人(光
頭媽曰:「沒鍋子煮飯啦~」)。
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陰魂不散的Lori在最後一集跟大家說再見,希望下一季不要再看到她了(白眼)。
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