Top36 ~ Group 2 心得 - 美國偶像

I can't type Chinese again. But I do feel the urge to post, and I
only know one way to post. Sour it up!

: ※ 引述《DREW (曖曖內含光)》之銘言：
: : Jasmine Murray: Love Song (Sara Bareilles)

A Jasmine should know how to cry her way through. Without that,
you're nothing. Talking about wasting the pimping.....

: : Matt Giraud: Viva La Vida (Coldplay)

Yeah. Mr.Giraud. I'm talking about you. Some said he looks like
JT. Unfortunately, he just looks like Matt Dillon + Vince Vaugh
to me (singing included).

: : Jeanine Vailles: This Love (Maroon 5)

Poor lady. I still don't know how to spell her last name after
the show, and probably won't in next a million years. But I do
learn how to spell leg! Let me check. It's L-E-G-S. I'm right!

: : Nick Mitchell: And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going (Jennifer HudsonXD)

Nick is love. Really. He should have his own show now. And they
better show it the same time as AI. If that's the case, I'll
definitely switch. (OK, I admit I'll switch back just to watch
Tatiana squirt, I mean, sing again in wildcard show.)

You know what's missing? After the Karate kick, Normund should
take off his shoes and throw it at Simon. If he did that, he's
definitely in now.

: : Alisson Iraheta: Alone (Heart)

Barber assistant sang the right song. But did you notice the
interview between our red-hair and Ryan before she sang (or
shout, whatever)? That totally made Jason Castro 's interview
like Obama's speech.

: : Kris Allen: Man In The Mirror (Michael Jackson)

KrizzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz

I know Big Wets on this board are drooling all around him.
But hey, that does not work for me.

: : Megan Corkrey: Put Your Records On (Corinne Bailey Rae)

Poor Megan. She should cover her tattoos. I don't care. But
dumbasses in midwestern care, and they know how to send Ogre
into top 12 last week.

: : Matt Breitzke: If You Can Only See (Tonic)

Sorry dude. The big fat Shrek position in top12 has already
been taken by Ogre...I mean Michael Sarver. See you at the bar.

: : Jesse Langseth: Bette Davis Eyes (Kim Carnes)

My goodness. The girl really thinks she's as beatuy as Kim Carnes.
For one second I really thought she sang I'm obnoxious instead of
She's precocious...OK that's not what happened. But you know
what I mean. She got a Grammy level brother! What a waste of
golden opportunity here.....Talking about wasting opportunity.......

: : Kai Kalama: What Becomes of the Brokenhearted (Jimmy Ruffin)

Yeah. I'm talking about you. I can easily make ten jokes about
his name (Is that Kellie Pickler eating Calamari there?) but
He just gave in. Well, at least he can go back to take care
of his mom.

: : Mishavonna Henson: Drops Of Jupiter (Train)

Poor lady No.2. She completely didn't know she's a fodder.
At least she's not trying too hard. Talking about too hard.....

: : Adam Lambert: Satisfaction (The Rolling Stones)

That's what we call climax, don't we? I think Paula finally
find out you can come without drugs.

A lot of them were trying too hard. And pick a contemporary
song does not automatically make you more relevent. Talking
about trying too hard.....

Yeah. I'm talking about AI's producing. Why did we have to
watch lousy montage and audition again and again and again?
Aren't we suffering enough? And someone definitely don't
have "suspense" in his dictionary. Tatiana vs Gorkey,
Normund vs Adam, this is too obvious. Let me guess, next
week it'll be Nath vs Lil/Scott at the end. Wanna bet?

Another thing I witnessed about trying too hard (not relevent
to AI) is a concert I watched two days ago. Taylor Swift
and Def Leppard have a concert! Everybody wants to be
Robert Plant right now huh? Unfortunately it's totally
not working (you can youtube it). Def Leppard looks like
a sex-offender convict step father trying too hard to lick
into her step daughter Taylor's pants (OK if they make that
a porno I'll probably watch it but that's another story).
The solo-off between the violinist and electric guitarist
were hilarious. They should ask Freddie to play two-hu so
they can have a 3p party.

And what's snow white doing there? We have an Orge but no
seven dwarfs this week. OK maybe that's why there's no
climax in that song. Fail.

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