サキ/Saki #11 - 日劇
By Heather
at 2013-03-22T01:01
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恭喜我們都解脫了 (  ̄口 ̄)/敬禮— <( ̄ㄧ ̄ ) <( ̄ㄧ ̄ )
敬請期待5月25日(土)播出的島の先生,
看沙希改名千尋掩人耳目,
到奄美大島上和ARATA一同教導學生如何洞悉他人內心及穿洞的技術(大誤)
(以下提及本集劇情)
最終回的劇情已經昇華到描述等同於吐槽的地步了。
偵探小隊終於發現理事長是第四個目標於是隼人在理事長點火後沒多久趕到,
並及時的救出理事長免於葬身火窟。
→富士台是預算用不完嗎,有錢花在特效不如請個好編劇。
→隼人一定偷偷施了什麼魔法,衝進火場毫髮無傷,徒手開門連燙都沒被燙到呢。
理事長雖然逃過一劫仍逃不過妻離子散的下場,堂堂理事長的病房就這樣被
偵探小隊闖入質問跟沙希過去的接點,精神異常的理事長回憶完後就疑似中
風或精神異常了。
→理事長真的很愛沙希耶,沙希說過的話我都記不得了他卻能一字不漏覆述。
才剛吃完一塊牛排的沙希大概還有點餓,拿出最後一片肉並打電話給隼人。
煎好肉、倒好酒,再拿出珍藏已久的米花鎮特產氰酸鉀滴入其中一杯。
應邀前來的隼人確認母親過世時沙希在場,並道出母親捐贈腎臟給自己一事。
沙希了說了一堆廢話闡述自己的不幸都是隼人造成的,
心生愧疚的隼人順從的參與沙希的毒酒二選一遊戲,
雖然選中了但沙希到緊要關頭就把酒杯揮開並叫隼人滾出去。
隼人回到住所後看著相簿體會到自己有多幸福。
→沙希把毒下在隼人右手邊的杯子根本作弊啊,右撇子拿這杯多順呢!
→姐弟倆人前後哭哭的戲碼實在太為難三浦了,好出戲啊......
→肉煎好了沒吃有點浪費,但上集的肉都需要醃了這塊搞不好已經放到壞了
→沙希再度展現搬家實力,一夜清空。下回,搖椅會不會出現在你家隔壁呢♪
東方神起的客串意義不明,但背景音樂是用美鄰的「Why?(Keep Your Head Down)」
工作結束後偵探小隊到居酒屋共進晚餐並閒聊,隼人一直覺得沙希會如此
是自己的錯誤,但在上司開導下就看開了。先生你也太好說服了吧,沙希
說兩句你就信完全沒學乖,現在濱說兩句又都信了是哪招!?你最大的錯誤
就是沒發現姊姊有病該帶她去看醫生啊!!!
→濱田開導隼人是我都好怕她一下句冒出「你聽過安麗嗎?」
正常的同事哪會整天黏在一起啊,不是想拉直銷就是喜歡人家吧!
一年後。
(雖然很沒存在感但是整部戲內少數正常人打扮蠻好看又對隼人不離不棄的)
女友陪隼人回老家,發現沙希寄給母親的信,揭開謎底。
隼人也很配合的做出日劇史上追愛人必備的狂奔,最後當然沒追到。
時間倒轉到六年前。
沙希去見母親時母親病發倒地,沙希陪同母親坐上救護車緊握著母親的手。
→話說沙希都當好幾年的護士,母親倒下居然只能失控大喊沒做些處理,
上班都在混嗎......
Target 1 IT社長
邊用電腦邊走路撞倒路人擋住救護車去路。
Target 2 空調管理員
帶耳機騎車聽不到救護車聲堵住大馬路。
於是救護車抄小路。
Target 3 戀妹律師
路邊亂停車堵住抄小路的救護車去路。
Target 4 理事長一家人
和繁小傷送醫搶了急診的最後一張床,
於是沙希媽只能轉送距離較遠的醫院。
Target 5 隼人
沙希媽無視自己心臟不好卻把腎臟給兒子導致併發可能性上升,
最大的錯就是沙希媽嚥下最後一口氣前喊得是隼人的名字。
沙希:只有我被拋棄死前還不叫一下我的名字,震怒!(設計對白)
→火九火十都好愛挖腎臟,沒別的器官可以用了嗎。
其實,
沙希從頭到尾都搞錯復仇對象了啊,最該死的明明就是救護車駕駛員,
明明倒地的地方是市中心,哪國的救護車會挑小巷開讓車子一直被堵住啊,
一般流程明明就是開多線道大路才能讓一般駕駛人方便讓道|||b
→沙希的眼睛跟記憶力一定很好,緊急時刻看過一眼就可記住輕鬆找到,
各國情報人員不考慮網羅這個人才嗎ww
尾聲,
掃完墓後沙希邊幻想自己沒有被拋棄跟隼人一家過著幸福快樂的生活,
變摸著自己看起來隨時都會陣痛的大肚子,
邊跟路人說自己懷的是兒子、而且名字已經決定好了^口^。
......老實說我不知道自己為何要這麼認真看這部╰(‵皿′*)╯
這到底是哪來的糞劇本啊,2ch的鄉民有創意多了,
渡邊怎麼有本事把這麼有趣的人設弄成這樣亂七八糟,
她以後專門作人設把劇情外包給別人寫算了。
p.s. 最讓我不爽的是這部又搞得有點開放隨時可以再續的結局,
或者很多人看完後覺得這是《美鄰》的前傳,但時間上明明
就搭不起來啊,要玩這招也不仔細點弄一堆bug......
(/‵Д′)/~ ╧╧
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