人生至今最扯的被爆雷 - 電影

By Anonymous
at 2019-05-06T12:20

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大家都對這孩子太嚴厲了......

那是2010年，《鋼鐵人2》正火熱上映。男人牽著妻子的手走過影院，原本想進去觀賞，
但妻子因孕吐不適，只好作罷。

「等孩子出生了，我們一家三口再一起看吧！」男人這麼說。

後來男人因事業失敗，就這麼消失了。女人獨自扶養孩子長大，孩子長大後問起父親，她
總是說：

「等下一部鋼鐵人電影出來，爸爸就會回來陪我們看了。」

就這樣一路哄著，等到了無限之戰最終集。媽媽牽著孩子的手走進當年那家戲院。

才剛走進大廳，就聽見一群高中生大喊「鋼鐵人死了！」

孩子慌了。如果以後沒有鋼鐵人，爸爸是不是不回來了？

媽媽不知道該如何安慰兒子，只能叫他先別哭了。

孩子走進戲院坐下，隔壁坐了一個男子。他想起了從未陪自己看過一場電影的父親。

於是他問：「你知道鋼鐵人會死嗎？」

其實他渴望聽見的，是對方對他說。

「英雄是不會死的。你的爸爸，總有一天會回來的。」

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Tags: 電影

All Comments

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at 2019-05-09T22:37

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at 2019-05-12T05:55

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幹三小...... XDDDDDDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2021-02-04T09:13

XDDD

By Ivy
at 2021-02-05T16:40

靠盃喔幹

By Lucy
at 2021-02-07T06:40

靠腰喔哈哈哈哈

By Quintina
at 2021-02-11T08:43

你不要浪費才能好嗎

By Aaliyah
at 2021-02-12T20:14

靠邀

By Carol
at 2021-02-13T20:50

這片我有看過，爸爸是不是成為XX集團的總經理，還娶
了集團總裁的女兒??

By Frederic
at 2021-02-15T21:28

推~~你也太有才了XDD

By Yuri
at 2021-02-20T14:59

你到底嗑了什麼？！XD

By Mason
at 2021-02-23T18:16

靠北

By Harry
at 2021-02-25T12:51

金靠北

By Valerie
at 2021-02-28T17:33

北爛XDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2021-03-02T02:40

靠北XD

By Joseph
at 2021-03-06T19:50

這編劇可以！XD

By Oliver
at 2021-03-07T21:13

靠杯喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2021-03-10T22:29

有洋蔥

By Quanna
at 2021-03-14T18:15

幹太惠了吧

By Quanna
at 2021-03-19T11:16

那個孩子是不是叫Luke Skywalker

By Belly
at 2021-03-20T00:50

真是太有才了

By Madame
at 2021-03-20T17:36

三小XDDDDDD你這樣原po情何以堪啦哈哈哈哈

By Poppy
at 2021-03-21T04:48

靠邀啊XDD

By Isla
at 2021-03-23T08:26

笑死我不推不行XDDD

By Edwina
at 2021-03-27T10:40

這個太優質了！不推不行

By Hedda
at 2021-03-29T15:09

優文推，只是內文無限之戰最終集應改成終局之戰才
對

By Rebecca
at 2021-03-30T05:58

金靠北

By Poppy
at 2021-04-02T18:10

幹!哪裡藏了洋蔥啊

By Zanna
at 2021-04-05T13:30

嗚嗚嗚嗚 QoQ

By David
at 2021-04-09T12:31

作文大賽阿wwwww

By Heather
at 2021-04-13T21:22

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Zanna
at 2021-04-16T14:50

幹，你真的太有才了

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