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By Hedy
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我也有一個問題
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有一個法師在禪院裡面當住持,禪院嘛,當然有很多僧侶眾在那邊學習禪、辯論禪。
有一天有一個僧侶甲跟僧侶乙,他們兩個在辯論禪的時候,辯不出一個結果來,所以
就跑到法師那邊去求證一下。
僧侶甲就說:「法師啊,如果說啊,是什麼什麼什麼什麼的話,就應該是怎麼怎麼怎
麼怎麼怎麼,對不對?」法師說:「嗯!你對。」
僧侶乙就急了:「法師,是這樣的,如果說什麼什麼什麼什麼的話,就會怎麼怎麼怎
麼怎麼怎麼,那為什麼還會幹麻幹麻幹麻幹麻幹麻?」法師說:「嗯!你對。」
這時候有一個僧侶丙在旁邊掃樹葉,差點沒暈過去,馬上跑過來求證說:「法師,不
太對,因為你說他對,你又說他對,到底他們誰對呢?」法師說:「嗯!你對。」
大家要懂得這個故事的話,那你在臺灣生活大概就沒什麼問題了。
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長久以來一直聽不懂這個故事
難怪我在臺灣生活老是大有問題......
可以請懂得懂的人解釋一下嗎
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我低著頭仰望天空 眼前一片烏溜溜的白雲 一動也不動地飄了過來
頃刻間 濛濛細雨傾盆而下
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有一個法師在禪院裡面當住持,禪院嘛,當然有很多僧侶眾在那邊學習禪、辯論禪。
有一天有一個僧侶甲跟僧侶乙,他們兩個在辯論禪的時候,辯不出一個結果來,所以
就跑到法師那邊去求證一下。
僧侶甲就說:「法師啊,如果說啊,是什麼什麼什麼什麼的話,就應該是怎麼怎麼怎
麼怎麼怎麼,對不對?」法師說:「嗯!你對。」
僧侶乙就急了:「法師,是這樣的,如果說什麼什麼什麼什麼的話,就會怎麼怎麼怎
麼怎麼怎麼,那為什麼還會幹麻幹麻幹麻幹麻幹麻?」法師說:「嗯!你對。」
這時候有一個僧侶丙在旁邊掃樹葉,差點沒暈過去,馬上跑過來求證說:「法師,不
太對,因為你說他對,你又說他對,到底他們誰對呢?」法師說:「嗯!你對。」
大家要懂得這個故事的話,那你在臺灣生活大概就沒什麼問題了。
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
長久以來一直聽不懂這個故事
難怪我在臺灣生活老是大有問題......
可以請懂得懂的人解釋一下嗎
--
我低著頭仰望天空 眼前一片烏溜溜的白雲 一動也不動地飄了過來
頃刻間 濛濛細雨傾盆而下
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