名過其實且華而不實的 駭客任務 I - 駭客任務

Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2011-12-18T09:30

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※ [本文轉錄自 movie 看板 #1Evoe96L ]

作者: chinataipei2 (中華台北) 看板: movie
標題: [普雷] 駭客任務 I
時間: Tue Dec 13 18:33:42 2011



這部 imdb 8.7

可是為什麼我看到一直笑阿

到底是好看在哪裡? 整部片我只覺得都超好笑的




先從前半部說起好了

前半部一直在解釋什麼是 Matrix

阿不就矩陣嗎是有什麼好解釋的阿 真是不懂 神經病



然後後面那個胖黑人被綁架了之後

基努李維和他女友就開始神了

突然之前基努李維什麼都會了

打架 拿槍 什麼的

兩手拿兩槍還交叉射整個讓我笑開懷XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

簡單來講就是 駭客任務的人物都是戴上墨鏡就開始神了

可是我剛剛戴上墨鏡去搭訕隔壁的女生....結果他跑了.......

更加證明駭客任務的不可信性與幽默性XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD




總之這部片真的很幽默

imdb 8.7 完全就是名過其實 還以為imdb從來不給搞笑片高分呢

筆者我開始覺得imdb的可信性真是有夠低了 就跟駭客任務的墨鏡理論一般的不可信






整體來說算是不錯

imdb給他8.7顆星

我給他3.9顆星

畢竟身為資深電影人

是不可能給搞笑片太高分的 會降低我的格調與我影評的可信性

:)






各位讀者 你們給這部片幾分呢? 我不知道

可是我想我為這部片提出了新的 而且非常 鞭辟入裡的見解

你們應該會給我這篇文 80-165推 左右吧

希望有我的粉絲能幫我數有幾推

也許我下次能優先分享好片清單給我的粉絲讀者喔

各位加油

一起朝向資深電影評論家前進吧




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All Comments

Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2011-12-22T01:24
你也滿幽默的
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2011-12-25T17:18
無聊 想紅
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2011-12-29T09:12
中肯!!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2012-01-02T01:06
你說Matrix就是矩陣?
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2012-01-05T17:00
有些內容講的還不錯啊 有些就擺明想紅...只好給你箭頭
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2012-01-09T08:54
呵呵
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2012-01-13T00:48
柏拉圖會很難過
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2012-01-16T16:42
(哈欠)
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2012-01-20T08:36
無聊
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2012-01-24T00:30
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2012-01-27T16:25
好文推推
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2012-01-31T08:19
當年光特效就值了 暫停時間踢 閃子彈時間 多新穎
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2012-02-04T00:13
矩陣? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我囉
William avatar
By William
at 2012-02-07T16:07
原來又是一個費雯王
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2012-02-11T08:01
專業在那?
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-02-14T23:55
醒醒吧..你還在Matrix
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2012-02-18T15:49
也是一個欠罵的
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2012-02-22T07:43
你媽知道你上movie板po廢文嗎
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2012-02-25T23:37
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2012-02-29T15:31
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2012-03-04T07:25
我懷疑這些自稱筆者廢文都是某人分身
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2012-03-07T23:19
你很自卑嗎
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2012-03-11T15:14
你又是那位
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2012-03-15T07:08
笑三小
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2012-03-18T23:02
太帥了
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2012-03-22T14:56
好可憐 念交大念成這樣 你媽很難過
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2012-03-26T06:50
不是故意與眾不同就叫有見識
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2012-03-29T22:44
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2012-04-02T14:38
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2012-04-06T06:32
你這篇更好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2012-04-09T22:26
只能說你的笑點與眾不同,大家看到什麼你卻看到了什麼?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2012-04-13T14:20
說好的80~160推呢
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2012-04-17T06:14
別來丟113的臉= =由衷的希望你是被盜...
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2012-04-20T22:08
你給他3.9 我給你這篇0分
Una avatar
By Una
at 2012-04-24T14:03
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2012-04-28T05:57
這篇有益身心健康XDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2012-05-01T21:51
太好笑了想給推wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2012-05-05T13:45
好爛的文筆,連寫爛的原因都寫不好,你完全就看不懂嘛
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2012-05-09T05:39
又是支那來鬧的
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2012-05-12T21:33
ID跟內文一樣爛
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2012-05-16T13:27
你是約學妹看12年前的dvd被拒才在宿舍po這篇廢文嗎?
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2012-05-20T05:21
偏不噓
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2012-05-23T21:15
as you wish
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-05-27T13:09
費文你好
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2012-05-31T05:03
廢到笑了 但是還是要噓
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2012-06-03T20:57
看到胖黑人我有笑XD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-06-07T12:52
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2012-06-11T04:46
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2012-06-14T20:40
看到ID就想噓了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2012-06-18T12:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD :)
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2012-06-22T04:28
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2012-06-25T20:22
看到id就噓
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2012-06-29T12:16
又是你... 發的文越來越廢了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2012-07-03T04:10
哇哈哈哈哈哇哈哈哈XDDD 完全戳中我的笑點
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2012-07-06T20:04
哈 真有見地
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2012-07-10T11:58
......連鄉民這關都過不了,還想當評論家
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2012-07-14T03:52
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2012-07-17T19:46
你...
James avatar
By James
at 2012-07-21T11:41
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2012-07-25T03:35
有Matrix版,謝謝!
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2012-07-28T19:29
呵呵
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2012-08-01T11:23
給你推
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2012-08-05T03:17
.......
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2012-08-08T19:11
發完廢文還進來看人家的怎麼噓你~有夠天才~!!
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2012-08-12T11:05
...
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2012-08-16T02:59
媽的…我以為又是優質的5566來PO文…結果一看ID竟然不是
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2012-08-19T18:53
這你就不懂了 矩陣人家大學都要教半年了 一小時半算甚麼
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2012-08-23T10:47
)
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2012-08-27T02:41
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2012-08-30T18:35
as you wish
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2012-09-03T10:30
推~~
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2012-09-07T02:24
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2012-09-10T18:18
這類人...
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2012-09-14T10:12
ya
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2012-09-18T02:06
雖然想給噓 不過算是JOKE 的清流 有笑有推
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2012-09-21T18:00
幫你噓一下~
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2012-09-25T09:54
真的有Matrix版,是我不想告訴你~因為你白目
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2012-09-29T01:48
給缺乏安全感的你一些安慰
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2012-10-02T17:42
請不要做這種丟自己學校臉的事情
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2012-10-06T09:36
原PO可以輸入矩陣找找看阿:>
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2012-10-10T01:30
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2012-10-13T17:24
看來,這位仁兄是上來po找罵挨滴XD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2012-10-17T09:19
113
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2012-10-21T01:13
你看錯片了 你看到另外一片Matrix 就是在講矩陣發明的故事
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2012-10-24T17:07
你在講什麼東西
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2012-10-28T09:01
一部好片就這樣被糟蹋了
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2012-11-01T00:55
好幽默
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2012-11-04T16:49
應該是8X~1XX噓才對~
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2012-11-08T08:43
這算鬧版吧,版主請給他水桶
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2012-11-12T00:37
回家自慰吧
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2012-11-15T16:31
拜持
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2012-11-19T08:25
你有粉絲更好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2012-11-23T00:19
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2012-11-26T16:13
JOKE版好久沒有這種優文了
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2012-11-30T08:08
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2012-12-04T00:02
113為你而恥
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2012-12-07T15:56
白的明顯 "噓"
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2012-12-11T07:50
果然沒被噓就會覺得癢,真不錯,當大家公尬的資深出氣桶
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2012-12-14T23:44
去妳的之那屈
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2012-12-18T15:38
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2012-12-22T07:32
煩死人了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2012-12-25T23:26
哈哈哈!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2012-12-29T15:20
你好好笑喔
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2013-01-02T07:14
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2013-01-05T23:08
西藏獨立~

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