吐點滿滿的噤界 - 電影

By Emma
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前面已經有一堆吐點, 我還想說這部評價挺好, 真的有這麼誇張?
看了之後發現那些吐點根本只是一小部分啊
1.發出聲音就會引來怪物
你們一家人還老愛突然出現在別人後面, 或是突然從草叢伸出隻手來抓別人是怎樣
幼稚園老師帶團康, 玩看誰先出聲逆?
2.發出聲音就會引來怪物
你跟老婆做愛就算了, 還沒想到該避孕?
看預告的時候我以為是原本就懷孕才出現怪物, 那就沒辦法
但根本就不是啊, 怪物出現後第四百多天才要生啊....
你小孩都生三個了, 不知道生小孩還有小嬰兒是甚麼狀況嗎?
3.發出聲音就會引來怪物
結果過了一年多, 你家裡還掛了滿牆的畫跟照片, 桌上還滿滿的雜物跟裝飾品
都不怕東西掉下來害死全家?
最離譜的是, 明知道家裡樓梯地板上有根鐵釘也不處理
是老人家有交代, 家裡有孕婦, 動鐵釘小孩會破相逆?
4.老婆懷孕, 所以在家裡弄了一個地下室蓋上床墊做隔音
姑且不討論前面已經很多人吐過的, 床墊到底能不能有效隔音
你地下室弄好全家不住進去, 一定要等嬰兒出生才要住進去是怎樣?
就算你不確定床墊有沒有效, 總要進去試試看吧?
那個地下室雖然不大, 但我看你們一家四口睡在裡頭是沒問題啊
你女兒想進去, 你還硬不讓她進去, 難怪你女兒會覺得你恨她....
5.明明知道怪物聽到聲音才會攻擊
你跟你兩個小孩在路上遇到怪物, 不原地安靜等怪物離開
偏偏要叫小孩快跑到車上, 你自己跑去拿斧頭是怎樣?
怕冷場太久觀眾睡著, 一定要發出點聲音來娛樂大家?
6.一台小貨車就能擋住怪物一段時間攻不進去, 一槍中頭就掛了
我看這怪物不是很厲害啊
弄一台戰爸的坦克來, 這種怪物應該是來多少就殺多少
怎麼會搞到人類接近滅亡?
還有, 就算引來怪物, 只要發出更大的聲音, 怪物就會去追新的音源
這種怪物都對付不了, 人類也太廢了
建議你在你家外面遠一點的地方, 隔幾公里裝個大喇叭, 輪流發出巨大聲響
保證怪物光是去追喇叭就沒空來騷擾你家人
做成圓形的話, 還可以當莊家賭賽馬, 喔不是, 賽怪物
7.狀況題
你跟你妹妹(姊姊?)兩個人在廢棄的小卡車裡, 老爸壯烈犧牲把怪物引開
這時候你應該怎麼做?
A.在車上安靜等怪物離開, 再偷偷跑回家
B.放掉手煞車, 認為卡車能順利一路穿過野地滑回家裡, 而且不發出聲音
正確答案選A, 但男子漢選B
這部電影用不能出聲給人壓力是還不錯啦
但是想到這些吐點, 不能出聲就變得很可笑
--
願歲月靜好,現世安穩
--
看了之後發現那些吐點根本只是一小部分啊
1.發出聲音就會引來怪物
你們一家人還老愛突然出現在別人後面, 或是突然從草叢伸出隻手來抓別人是怎樣
幼稚園老師帶團康, 玩看誰先出聲逆?
2.發出聲音就會引來怪物
你跟老婆做愛就算了, 還沒想到該避孕?
看預告的時候我以為是原本就懷孕才出現怪物, 那就沒辦法
但根本就不是啊, 怪物出現後第四百多天才要生啊....
你小孩都生三個了, 不知道生小孩還有小嬰兒是甚麼狀況嗎?
3.發出聲音就會引來怪物
結果過了一年多, 你家裡還掛了滿牆的畫跟照片, 桌上還滿滿的雜物跟裝飾品
都不怕東西掉下來害死全家?
最離譜的是, 明知道家裡樓梯地板上有根鐵釘也不處理
是老人家有交代, 家裡有孕婦, 動鐵釘小孩會破相逆?
4.老婆懷孕, 所以在家裡弄了一個地下室蓋上床墊做隔音
姑且不討論前面已經很多人吐過的, 床墊到底能不能有效隔音
你地下室弄好全家不住進去, 一定要等嬰兒出生才要住進去是怎樣?
就算你不確定床墊有沒有效, 總要進去試試看吧?
那個地下室雖然不大, 但我看你們一家四口睡在裡頭是沒問題啊
你女兒想進去, 你還硬不讓她進去, 難怪你女兒會覺得你恨她....
5.明明知道怪物聽到聲音才會攻擊
你跟你兩個小孩在路上遇到怪物, 不原地安靜等怪物離開
偏偏要叫小孩快跑到車上, 你自己跑去拿斧頭是怎樣?
怕冷場太久觀眾睡著, 一定要發出點聲音來娛樂大家?
6.一台小貨車就能擋住怪物一段時間攻不進去, 一槍中頭就掛了
我看這怪物不是很厲害啊
弄一台戰爸的坦克來, 這種怪物應該是來多少就殺多少
怎麼會搞到人類接近滅亡?
還有, 就算引來怪物, 只要發出更大的聲音, 怪物就會去追新的音源
這種怪物都對付不了, 人類也太廢了
建議你在你家外面遠一點的地方, 隔幾公里裝個大喇叭, 輪流發出巨大聲響
保證怪物光是去追喇叭就沒空來騷擾你家人
做成圓形的話, 還可以當莊家賭賽馬, 喔不是, 賽怪物
7.狀況題
你跟你妹妹(姊姊?)兩個人在廢棄的小卡車裡, 老爸壯烈犧牲把怪物引開
這時候你應該怎麼做?
A.在車上安靜等怪物離開, 再偷偷跑回家
B.放掉手煞車, 認為卡車能順利一路穿過野地滑回家裡, 而且不發出聲音
正確答案選A, 但男子漢選B
這部電影用不能出聲給人壓力是還不錯啦
但是想到這些吐點, 不能出聲就變得很可笑
--
願歲月靜好,現世安穩
--
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at 2018-04-10T19:48
at 2018-04-10T19:48
噤界:人類都是智障嗎?

By Sandy
at 2018-04-10T19:48
at 2018-04-10T19:48
看了大白鯊之後,對海邊有恐懼???

By Donna
at 2018-04-10T19:22
at 2018-04-10T19:22
「復仇者聯盟3」嚴防劇情外洩 給演員假劇本?

By Mary
at 2018-04-10T19:10
at 2018-04-10T19:10