咒幹有夠雞掰 - 電影

By Anonymous
at 2022-07-11T08:52

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※ 引述《LOLI5566 (田勝傑)》之銘言：
: 幹你娘台片難得拍的不錯
: 真的恐怖
: 但最後手法真的有夠雞掰
: 搞什麼視覺暫留
: 幹
: 雞掰看到一半發現中招
: 讓人心裡有夠不舒服
: 幹
: 結尾也是幹
: 搞什麼連鎖信雞掰
: 比咒怨還雞掰
: 早知道不應該在大半夜看
: -----
: Sent from JPTT on my Samsung SM-N9750.

我當時看的那場觀眾才雞掰

電影說跟著唸，場內竟然真的有人在唸

幹我當下真的很想尖叫

怒吼閉嘴

大螢幕已經很讓人入戲了

一群人在那邊唸三小

一群不是一個哦

他媽還有環繞

我坐正中，四周都有人在唸

我第一次看恐怖片聽到那麼多尖叫

媽的誰說溫馨的出來我還不打死你

我只留下陰影

我氣到不行，卻沒壓過恐懼

散場我直接去投訴

「不好意思，剛剛場內人員回報該場觀眾很安靜呀！」

幹你娘不想處理就不想處理敷衍個屁

幹我以後絕對不去這間

……

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Tags: 電影

All Comments

By Una
at 2022-07-12T08:45

其實工作人員是對的，你產生幻聽了，嘻嘻

By Vanessa
at 2022-07-13T08:37

會不會只有你聽到

By Steve
at 2022-07-14T08:29

一起散布詛咒，這樣才可怕啊
如果這片能夠在現實中引起類似人民聖殿教的事件
那就真的拍的很成功

By Valerie
at 2022-07-15T08:21

千萬不要，美國邪教千人自裁的事情發生在台灣會很
可怕

By Sandy
at 2022-07-14T11:53

總比在家看串流，家人不在，但還是聽到旁邊有人唸好
吧

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-07-15T11:46

坐正中，四周都有人在唸XD

By Lauren
at 2022-07-14T11:53

你確定你聽到的是人念的嗎

By Charlie
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死有夠歡樂

By Ophelia
at 2022-07-14T11:53

聽完覺得好有趣

By Mia
at 2022-07-15T11:46

如果周圍還跟著比手勢你會不會逃出去

By Olga
at 2022-07-14T11:53

真的假的 XD

By Harry
at 2022-07-15T11:46

我覺得最好笑的是有人說出自己名字。

By Andrew
at 2022-07-14T11:53

其實只有你聽到
看完串流現在只覺得當初沒去電影院看很可惜...

By Gary
at 2022-07-15T11:46

如果電影院沒說謊這篇可以轉marvel版？

By Olive
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死

By Necoo
at 2022-07-15T11:46

周圍都跟著念還比手勢還來得及逃出去嗎XD

By Hazel
at 2022-07-14T11:53

你確定真的是周圍的「人」在唸嗎?

By Regina
at 2022-07-15T11:46

自帶 Dolby Atmos 效果太神啦

By Hardy
at 2022-07-14T11:53

工作人員是對的

By Bethany
at 2022-07-15T11:46

工作人員：剛剛電影院入場人數只有一位...

By Olivia
at 2022-07-14T11:53

感覺是中招了

By Lily
at 2022-07-15T11:46

其實只有你聽到有人念

By Daniel
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死

By Yuri
at 2022-07-15T11:46

By Agnes
at 2022-07-14T11:53

想像那個畫面有夠好笑

By Ursula
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Brianna
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死

By Lucy
at 2022-07-15T11:46

我相信你說的啦，電影院太敷衍了

By Eartha
at 2022-07-14T11:53

員工：剛剛那場只有你一位觀眾啊

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-07-15T11:46

好羨慕你其實,很投入，旁邊觀眾更投入

By Christine
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死

By Connor
at 2022-07-15T11:46

說出自己名字XD

By Hedy
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死真正的4DX電影w

By Zora
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Una
at 2022-07-14T11:53

自裁（X）自戕（O）

By Carol
at 2022-07-15T11:46

是一樣的

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-07-14T11:53

https://i.imgur.com/B3sUXUO.png

By Carol
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Audriana
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死XDDDD

By Hedda
at 2022-07-15T11:46

幫你分擔還不好喔 XD

By Ula
at 2022-07-14T11:53

其實四周有裝喇趴啦

By Olivia
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Blanche
at 2022-07-14T11:53

現在感覺很好笑 XDDDDD

By Belly
at 2022-07-15T11:46

客服:很高興為你服務，請問您的大名是?

By Vanessa
at 2022-07-14T11:53

工作人員：就真的很安靜呀，應該是你幻聽

By Eartha
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死哪一家啊沈浸式的電影氛圍這麼猛的？

By Frederic
at 2022-07-14T11:53

看完這篇後悔沒去電影院了

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-07-15T11:46

聽到有人說出自己名字真的會噴笑

By Sandy
at 2022-07-14T11:53

大家一起助念超溫馨的阿~

By Edith
at 2022-07-15T11:46

猛哦

By Jessica
at 2022-07-14T11:53

好歡樂XD

By Andrew
at 2022-07-15T11:46

跟著念笑死XDDDDDD

By Olga
at 2022-07-14T11:53

看網飛，一開始女主說一起唸且記住符號時，我直接
跳過XD

By Jessica
at 2022-07-15T11:46

對不起但是我笑了

By Brianna
at 2022-07-14T11:53

有夠媽佛

By Leila
at 2022-07-15T11:46

應該是中招吧，最好一起唸的這麼多人

By Dora
at 2022-07-14T11:53

體驗4dx這樣XDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你這樣其實會怕的人來說很可憐希望可以心裡壓力趕
快過去

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死我已經每天都在唸了

By Quanna
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死XD

By Liam
at 2022-07-14T11:53

其實是你幻聽

By Yedda
at 2022-07-15T11:46

那一場我記得只有賣出一張票

By Olivia
at 2022-07-14T11:53

工作人員自己也很害怕因為他就在場內什麼都沒聽到
但散場一直有人投訴聽到八字箴言
工作人員：我當時害怕極了

By Andy
at 2022-07-15T11:46

其實只有你聽到吧......

By William
at 2022-07-14T11:53

沈浸式體驗

By Catherine
at 2022-07-15T11:46

By Caitlin
at 2022-07-14T11:53

工作人員沒說只有你買票入場已經很客氣了

By Margaret
at 2022-07-15T11:46

不好意思七九排只有賣出一張票喔

By Ingrid
at 2022-07-14T11:53

會不會只有你聽到

By George
at 2022-07-15T11:46

靠背我戲院沒人念耶

By Daph Bay
at 2022-07-14T11:53

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Tracy
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Erin
at 2022-07-14T11:53

怕就別看

By Olga
at 2022-07-15T11:46

看你嚇死讓我笑死XD

By Yuri
at 2022-07-14T11:53

也太毛了吧

By Lucy
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你有沒有想過其實你那場根本沒人只有你自己

By Erin
at 2022-07-14T11:53

你那場只有你一個人欸，你怎麼了

By Caitlin
at 2022-07-15T11:46

Netflix 社團一堆北七說爛片

By Franklin
at 2022-07-14T11:53

工作人員：不好意思剛剛只有你一個人欸

By Oscar
at 2022-07-15T11:46

女主角說要記住一起唸我就覺得怪怪的..片中有些
場景演員都在唸誘人一起唸很故意-.-

By Susan
at 2022-07-14T11:53

其實只有你聽到

By Megan
at 2022-07-15T11:46

覺得你很好笑

By Adele
at 2022-07-14T11:53

不好意思那場只有你...

By Heather
at 2022-07-15T11:46

也太好笑

By Queena
at 2022-07-14T11:53

你確定你旁邊真的有人嗎？

By Lauren
at 2022-07-15T11:46

幻想文這麼多推也是一絕

By Candice
at 2022-07-14T11:53

原來我剛剛是進marvel板

By Wallis
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你要慶幸旁邊的人只有念咒語，沒有比手勢頭撞前椅背

By Kelly
at 2022-07-14T11:53

嘻嘻

By Ethan
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死哈哈哈

By Isabella
at 2022-07-14T11:53

員工:蛤?...你要確定欸這場觀眾只有你...

By Rosalind
at 2022-07-15T11:46

頭撞椅背 XD

By Callum
at 2022-07-14T11:53

你卡很重記得去拜拜或教堂

By Bethany
at 2022-07-15T11:46

沉浸式卡到陰硬體技術又革新了

By Ingrid
at 2022-07-14T11:53

［新聞］觀眾看咒一直聽到唸名字、唸八字箴言，院
方人員：整場沒聽到任何人為聲音

By Michael
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Zora
at 2022-07-14T11:53

等一下，你要不要先去祭改

By Frederica
at 2022-07-15T11:46

白白天再去電影院發現是墓地

By Steve
at 2022-07-14T11:53

就你中邪而已

By Olga
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Isla
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死

By Quanna
at 2022-07-15T11:46

4dx環繞，好讚

By Carolina Franco
at 2022-07-14T11:53

幫你拍拍

By Hedy
at 2022-07-15T11:46

我自己一直覺得唸起來很像之前的廣告詞，喝了搖曳

By Thomas
at 2022-07-12T23:52

四周都裸體只穿白內褲就神了

By Margaret
at 2022-07-13T23:44

也太怕了

By John
at 2022-07-14T23:36

這裡是電影板，不是中邪俱樂部（X）

By Yedda
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死XD

By Andrew
at 2022-07-15T11:46

這到底是反串還是認真還是搞笑我混亂了

By Edith
at 2022-07-14T11:53

@ICEN，一點幽默感都沒有真可憐

By Yedda
at 2022-07-15T11:46

整場中招最深的94你啦

By Jacob
at 2022-07-14T11:53

有笑有推

By Lily
at 2022-07-15T11:46

頭撞椅背XDDDD

By Freda
at 2022-07-14T11:53

沈浸式體驗欸，我恨不得體驗好不好XDDD

By Linda
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你寫客訴信問影城，他可能會回你我們沒有這個工作人
員欸

By Belly
at 2022-07-14T11:53

和朋友抱怨之後，朋友：那間電影院倒很久了...

By Linda
at 2022-07-15T11:46

怕死

By Doris
at 2022-07-14T11:53

一開始就猜到不要去記不要去唸了哈哈

By Wallis
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死全場一起搞你

By Genevieve
at 2022-07-14T11:53

你要確定真的有人唸欸

By Mary
at 2022-07-12T23:52

跟著念是殺小xdd

By Emma
at 2022-07-13T23:44

會不會只有你聽到

By Jack
at 2022-07-14T23:36

笑死

By Damian
at 2022-07-14T11:53

XDDDDDDDD

By Kumar
at 2022-07-15T11:46

好好笑

By Dora
at 2022-07-14T11:53

嚇死XDDDDD

By David
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你得到幸福了啊

By Adele
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑

By Dinah
at 2022-07-15T11:46

感覺去電影院看體驗CP值很高

By Michael
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死XDDDDDDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2022-07-15T11:46

工作人員沒騙你正常都很安靜你只是中邪而已

By Rebecca
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑爛

By Elma
at 2022-07-15T11:46

中了中了！

By Megan
at 2022-07-14T11:53

員工：客人其實我們今天沒有營業

By Charlie
at 2022-07-15T11:46

我是還沒上映前買特別場的票自己去旁邊座位的人從

By Aaliyah
at 2022-07-14T11:53

開頭一直跟著比手勢跟念咒超想請他住手

By Zenobia
at 2022-07-15T11:46

員工：剛剛那場只有你們一組客人～～～～

By Ula
at 2022-07-14T11:53

嘻嘻

By Joseph
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你確定哪些是觀眾？

By Caitlin
at 2022-07-14T11:53

只要有人相信佛母他就有力量，怕

By Lucy
at 2022-07-15T11:46

484只有尼聽到

By Lily
at 2022-07-14T11:53

巨嬰

By Rae
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你已經…

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死

By David
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你不跟著唸，前面的全部回頭看你，轉180度那種...

By Christine
at 2022-07-12T23:52

笑死 XD

By Jake
at 2022-07-13T23:44

By Faithe
at 2022-07-14T23:36

哈哈哈哈哈

By Christine
at 2022-07-14T11:53

沉浸式體驗賺

By Audriana
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你要不要考慮去看一下醫生

By Olive
at 2022-07-14T11:53

https://youtu.be/no_L7sw_5sI

By Poppy
at 2022-07-15T11:46

這id專門發反串幻想文

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-07-14T11:53

怎麼那麼宅

By Olga
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死，你這個可以去笨版了吧，然後分類說大哭

By Michael
at 2022-07-14T11:53

哈哈哈哈超好笑

By Carol
at 2022-07-15T11:46

Say my name!

By Necoo
at 2022-07-14T11:53

妳脫口罩打個超大噴嚏，旁邊的腦殘就會自動逃走喔
！

By Valerie
at 2022-07-15T11:46

怕.jpg

By Quanna
at 2022-07-14T11:53

哈哈哈哈哈

By Margaret
at 2022-07-15T11:46

率先體驗AR擴增實境的電影，賺翻

By Steve
at 2022-07-14T11:53

直接嚇爛XDDDD

By Robert
at 2022-07-15T11:46

杜比環繞音效

By Isla
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑爛XD

By Dorothy
at 2022-07-15T11:46

yee 好了你中了

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-07-14T11:53

笑死太四D了吧

By Thomas
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Edith
at 2022-07-14T11:53

跟著唸笑死

By Yedda
at 2022-07-15T11:46

你叫什麼名字

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-07-14T11:53

這篇幽默XD

By Enid
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死一樣的錢你的效果更好欸

By Leila
at 2022-07-14T11:53

你確定是人嗎

By Margaret
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死真的有這種腦波弱的

By Sarah
at 2022-07-14T11:53

哈哈哈！好有畫面

By Caitlin
at 2022-07-15T11:46

笑死

By Iris
at 2022-07-14T11:53

完了完了的感覺嗎

咒幹有夠雞掰 - 電影

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