墨武14-教授又出現了阿阿阿阿~~ - 布袋戲

Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-12-03T19:08

Table of Contents

出現在玄之玄的回憶篇
玄之玄被酸暴了

玄之玄:"難道是我講的計畫不好?"

教授:"金絲雀的叫聲很美妙,但是,你會將雀鳥的叫聲 當做建議?"

玄之玄:"你...鉅子,你阻止不了我"

教授:"你是凡人仰望的天才,你要習慣他們的角度。"

玄之玄:"學習凡人愚蠢的思維?"

教授:"不是,是習慣用他們的角度看吾。"

教授:"其實我已經給你很高的讚譽了,最少...我誇獎了你的聲音。"


(玄之玄無語,八成氣昏了)

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All Comments

Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-12-08T10:15
教授好殘忍阿XDDDD
James avatar
By James
at 2014-12-10T01:21
真的 難怪九算對教授恨之入骨XDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-12-10T15:44
根本是嘲諷點滿了 原來九算非殺鉅子不可的理由是那張嘴?!
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2014-12-12T22:54
這集有宮本有蒼離,雖然就幾個分鏡,但是就覺得超有份量 O_Q
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2014-12-17T21:46
媽的XDD 屌炸天
我就不相信布袋戲界還寫的出比默蒼離猛的智者
總之我自己是不信了XDDDD
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2014-12-18T16:31
不見得是最猛 可是肯定是最會嘴的智者阿~
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-12-22T20:13
綠色怪物沒有天運的原因八成是他口業太重XDDDD
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-12-27T15:51
這樣會讓人好奇當初被嘴死的不知道是被說成怎樣啊XD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-12-29T07:20
啾啾啾 原來是學長學帝雉 XD~
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-01-02T08:55
W大別說得好像三絃不會再進步...
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-01-04T22:34
真是嘴到無法無天啊WWW
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-01-05T03:16
其實不是進步的問題 我個人覺得三弦
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-01-09T13:14
讓默在最完美的時刻退場 人生幾乎沒失敗的戰役
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-01-14T07:31
而且不能再創一隻這麼嘴的角色了阿XDDDDDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-01-16T15:10
現在變成默的專利了WWW
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-01-20T23:51
王骨-鋸子舌
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-01-25T04:34
推樓上
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-01-25T06:18
退場後還能這麼有戲份的角色非鉅子舌莫屬啊
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-01-29T14:33
老四:我不是傷重而死,根本是氣死的
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-02-02T15:44
看到教授我快笑死了XD~~~難怪會被討厭阿
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-02-05T00:04
教授是我看過最嘴的人物 無法反駁的那種嘴
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-02-07T00:23
教授基本上會嘴人的時候都是往死裡嘴啊xd
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-02-07T20:03
他們在開會時嘴的! 旁邊八個不知道在想啥...
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2015-02-09T06:32
教授唯一沒嘴過的人只有史爸阿
George avatar
By George
at 2015-02-11T06:20
"可憐的菜鳥" "對新人的洗禮還是一樣殘忍啊"
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-02-13T13:47
旁邊八個:幹 還是別插嘴好了 等等被嘴
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-02-13T18:49
當然 史爸辦事 蒼離放心 還一個人初探魔世超猛= =
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-02-14T23:57
"老夫的心血管疾病都給這小鬼逼出來的"
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-02-18T19:28
對抗魔世的時候 史爸還幫滿多忙的
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-02-21T02:42
史爸本身就蠻嘴了 對帝鬼對小王
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-02-22T09:19
可能要讓教授認同除了實力還有嘴上功夫要夠
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-02-23T20:47
史爸最嘴的是對上廢叔和鍛大小姐
George avatar
By George
at 2015-02-25T18:39
哇靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-03-01T04:33
教授真的就像最強CEO,開會的時候所有經理只能聽他的,
不然就會被電死,哈哈
George avatar
By George
at 2015-03-01T07:32
喔對 我都忘了三白會面那次 可能教授覺得史爸跟他很
相似(誤
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2015-03-05T20:37
難怪九算都有心裡創傷XDD
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-03-10T07:19
難怪九魯對教授恨之入骨XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-03-13T19:59
下禮拜有人要被嘴爆了...
David avatar
By David
at 2015-03-16T05:30
真的有夠嘴XD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-03-18T12:34
原來玄之玄是這樣壞掉的啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 XDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-03-19T14:39
我是還沒看片子但光看這篇我就笑翻了XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-03-21T15:19
教授真的太靠背了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-03-24T18:04
實在太殘忍 這麼會有這麼機掰的人XDDDDDDD
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-03-26T18:22
九算想反,真的不是沒有理由,CEO這麼嘴,哪個人都想
推翻XDD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-03-29T16:26
+1...XDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-04-03T14:01
難怪九算會想翻臉 哈哈哈哈哈
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-04-05T00:37
用嘴就足以玩壞玄之玄XDDDD
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-04-09T15:42
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-04-11T18:03
教授:我沒有把你們當人看 ^.<
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-04-14T04:56
難怪玄之玄這麼討厭俏如來 這師徒嘴巴一樣機掰到不行
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-04-18T02:46
教授大概嘲諷天太超過,讓天忍不住斷絕教授的天運XD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-04-19T15:55
玄:為什麼要學笨蛋的思維? 默:我把你們當笨蛋來看
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-04-22T00:05
玄:你說誰是笨蛋!?
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-04-25T15:06
默:我不是說你是笨蛋,我是說在座的各位...都是笨蛋
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-04-28T14:53
突然有點心疼影帝了
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-04-30T09:28
mercuy的推文超有畫面! 斷水流默蒼離
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-05-05T08:57
說不定當年教授被九人圍爐時 還在想是哪邊做錯了XD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-05-05T19:26
教授講話真的好機車啊啊啊啊XDDDD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-05-08T06:25
九個一起上會被嘴到死吧 XD
James avatar
By James
at 2015-05-11T18:41
原來策天鳳是墨家吵架王
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-05-16T16:31
難怪會有九算 教授太嘴賤了XDDDDDD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-05-20T02:15
根本是跑馬燈 顆顆
John avatar
By John
at 2015-05-24T08:28
原來是口業太重XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-05-25T14:18
開始同情九算了 那張嘴怎麼可以這麼機歪XDDDD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-05-29T13:11
想到藏鏡人說過的那段:要成為戰神,要先學會仰望我
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-06-02T10:23
XDD綠色怪物陰魂不散
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-06-04T12:42
教授哪是天運不佳?根本自作孽不可活啊:pppp
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-06-07T21:02
教授:這群不成材的,智慧不足為了保命拼命練武
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-06-07T23:14
結果武功越來越高高 頭腦卻越來越低落
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-06-12T15:08
口業太重wwwwww 運氣都被扣光了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-06-14T00:33
無敵破壞王台詞:我不是指你是垃圾,我是指在座的各
位都是垃圾!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-06-18T19:10
九算:其實我們謀反根本不是為了甚麼墨家理念,只是鉅子
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-06-22T20:21
那張嘴太靠北
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-06-25T04:37
突然覺得九算真的是有苦衷 崩~潰~
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-06-29T07:32
莫怪人家想造反XD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-07-02T21:26
為了理念謀反是假 想教訓距子為真
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-07-03T14:25
玄玄被電算剛好 最想看忘老被教授嘴到崩潰
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-07-07T09:45
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
太機掰了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-07-09T05:57
看教授嘴婊之婊怎一爽字了得XDDDDDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-07-09T13:18
罵人不帶髒字貼個標籤就好,順便統兩刀XD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-07-11T07:48
真的是很期待之後有演教授一人嘴電全部九算的畫面
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-07-14T02:37
我想跟小王說,你真的沒有被嘴很慘~
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-07-14T11:20
和小王比,恥之恥真的是被砲的很慘,小王只有被叫去毒
啞自己,哈哈
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-07-17T08:45
我想看魚仔跟老忘被毒舌~老忘平時看起來一副德高望重
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-07-20T02:10
的模樣~被嘴的時候畫面一定超違和的:p
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-07-24T02:30
俏俏跳崖、小王毒啞自己、萌主被當金絲雀...(教授語錄
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-07-26T06:04
想看老忘被嘴+1
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-07-30T23:10
老八是一具不會思考的屍體(語錄
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-08-01T13:44
俏俏被嘴跳崖那邊感覺還好~因為俏是知道答案的~反而有
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-08-02T04:19
種俏很無奈但有很包容的感覺(OS:老師你又來了= =)
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-08-05T03:27
是說原本以為默都是有目的才嗆人的~但現在看來這已經變
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2015-08-08T11:47
成他的習慣了~~難怪黑水城那一掛都很討厭他~小玉爺跟廢
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-08-11T09:18
大貓那種又臭又硬的脾氣與嘴功~和教授對話起來感覺比世
界大戰還恐怖
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-08-11T20:10
不過不知道教授和廢大叔對話會是怎樣XD廢應該會很快
翻臉吧,哈哈
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-08-15T18:37
想看老大老二老三老五怎麼被嘴砲的
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-08-17T10:35
希望老二不要是軍長~~但是從魚仔的話中感覺老二的武力
值頗高~~~原本尉長有機會當老二~現在應該不夠格了@~@
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-08-18T18:06
尉長搞不好在軍長之上阿@@
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-08-23T10:50
教授太霸氣啦!!!! 這怎麼受的了呀!!!!!!! XDDDD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-08-26T13:37
杏花君真是大好人,竟然能跟教授一起這麼久
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-08-29T17:14
原來諸葛亮罵死王朗有可能是真的...教授太神了XD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-09-01T06:18
其實玄之玄會被激,又何嘗不是默蒼離佈的局
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-09-04T21:59
連嘴砲個性都充滿了算計的味道...綠色怪物就是神
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-09-09T06:16
好希望默蒼離再出 炸飛老二、老五和老七
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-09-14T01:13
做人失敗會不會也這樣來的
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-09-14T11:42
支持默蒼離受難者創傷自救會!爭取遲來的正義!!XDDD
教授一定婊過小魚:做人對你來說,太過困難。XDDDDDDD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-09-18T13:26
教授對俏如來真的超好啊XDDDDDDDDDD,難怪當初俏說我
覺得師尊人沒這麼差,杏花接的是那是你沒看過他以前那
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-09-22T12:32
個樣子XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD十九個錯誤根本稱讚了XDDDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-09-26T02:24
鉅子舌無敵
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-09-26T17:18
師相的做人失敗 一定也是久遠前的創傷 XD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-09-29T07:42
魚仔這心理創傷嚴重到他每說一句話都要先提一次XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-09-29T16:11
魚仔:做人太困難什麼的...我才不信!!!QAQ
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-09-30T06:47
最後鑽牛角尖走不出去只好整天嘲諷自己做人失敗..囧r
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-10-01T12:50
那句話像是 我沒說你是個智障就已經很好了 你還想怎樣
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-10-05T15:45
角色都斷頭退場 還每隔一段時間就狂刷存在感 OP
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-10-07T13:51
教授的鉅子舌真的會逼死人呀 XD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-10-07T17:32
認真說玄之玄在劇中已經很強了!可是教授硬是比他高
好幾個檔次,只能說九算太可憐了!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-10-11T21:57
只能同情九算了阿,天天被這樣嘴我就不信誰不會發瘋
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-10-14T01:52
玄之玄:我智力98我超強! 教授(智力255):.....
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-10-19T00:34
這嘲諷技真是天殺的狠!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-21T18:10
小師叔其實頗帥壓 開氣罩闖魔瘟,剛回憶完遠久創傷
也只是冷冷地說 我醒著,只是憶起一些舊事
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-10-23T10:27
玄這段最終決戰前的回憶、冷靜自持,氣氛拍得非常好
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-10-27T15:55
教授的天運都被他自己嘴掉了wwww
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-10-30T07:03
超壞的!!!! 玄之玄都要被嗆得壞掉了
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-11-04T02:56
玄之玄的沉思氛圍輔以影形一族的永世見不得光、只能模
仿替死的命運,整個橋段非常出色,終於可以明白他玄之
玄的執念從何來,可惜他的行徑太過雜碎,不然也算是生
命鬥士一枚了XDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-11-07T10:08
VCR這段拍得很好,也說明了他為什人格扭曲,心靈創傷XD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-11-08T08:42
玄之玄其實就是走偏鋒的天才,只能說不是九算弱,是教授真的
太強了,強到靠北~XD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-11-11T17:47
從之前玄之玄用話術讓菩提尊不得不受掌護魔,到這一集金剛尊
無意間入套,以及摩訶尊被引導去針對俏如來,足可見玄之玄的
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-11-12T02:53
話術真的不差,而且很有政客的感覺,有點想問總監是否就是用
某些政客為原型去塑造玄之玄的......真是一絕~XD
William avatar
By William
at 2015-11-12T08:23
應該是IQ180遇到65535吧。
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-11-15T17:15
想當初忘忘在教蒼兔時,說想起ㄧ個朋友,應該也是有被
嘴的不好回憶
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-11-17T10:48
教授揪4神~~ 不過 大鼻孔被嘴 我看得滿爽的A____A
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-11-20T17:33
死了居然還有那麼強的存在感......
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-11-23T21:17
不知道溫皇有沒有能力幹掉九算,赤雨感覺就沒辦法…
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-11-27T20:28
史上最會嘴XDDDDDDD
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-11-28T12:18
XDDDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-12-01T13:10
9算應該有各自的心理創傷吧 被教授嘴到內傷

二十年度霹靂會偶像票選排行預告

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at 2014-12-03T17:12
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Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2014-12-03T11:46
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By Hedwig
at 2014-12-02T23:06
想請問一下大家~創神記23結尾的配樂是出自哪邊阿? 就是挽風曲準備要殺素素的哪一段... 感覺很多集的結尾都用這一首~但一直找不到.. 請各位幫忙一下~感謝... - ...

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By Caitlin
at 2014-12-02T20:04
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