[大哭] 連跑馬燈都唾棄我! - 相聲

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作者: NoCanDo (沒法度) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] 連跑馬燈都唾棄我!
時間: Tue Feb 26 19:15:25 2008
上學期期末考,大家都拼的水深火熱,昏天暗地。我室友跟他朋友
趕著考通識,並肩一左一右手上拿著爆肝筆記,急急忙忙的走向門口
室友:「等一下你坐在我旁邊,然後我拿小張的講義,不然這樣真的背不起來!」
朋友:「靠憋咧!法律實在太多了!我整晚沒睡還看不完!」
這時候大樓門口的紅色跑馬燈出現了幾個斗大的單字:
---熬夜: stay up late; stay up all night---
---臨時抱佛腳:to do something too late and without preparation.---
---作弊:cheating---
---退學:to leave school---
室友:「...」
朋友:「...」
好賤的跑馬燈! ╯-____-)╯ ═╩══╩═
--
Chin5566: 中國萬歲!
HATE5566: 中你老母!
55666655: 中你老母的老母!
NCD: 中出你老母的老母的老母~~~~~~!
http://ncd-nocando.blogspot.com/
--
作者: NoCanDo (沒法度) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] 連跑馬燈都唾棄我!
時間: Tue Feb 26 19:15:25 2008
上學期期末考,大家都拼的水深火熱,昏天暗地。我室友跟他朋友
趕著考通識,並肩一左一右手上拿著爆肝筆記,急急忙忙的走向門口
室友:「等一下你坐在我旁邊,然後我拿小張的講義,不然這樣真的背不起來!」
朋友:「靠憋咧!法律實在太多了!我整晚沒睡還看不完!」
這時候大樓門口的紅色跑馬燈出現了幾個斗大的單字:
---熬夜: stay up late; stay up all night---
---臨時抱佛腳:to do something too late and without preparation.---
---作弊:cheating---
---退學:to leave school---
室友:「...」
朋友:「...」
好賤的跑馬燈! ╯-____-)╯ ═╩══╩═
--
Chin5566: 中國萬歲!
HATE5566: 中你老母!
55666655: 中你老母的老母!
NCD: 中出你老母的老母的老母~~~~~~!
http://ncd-nocando.blogspot.com/
--
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