婷絕對是攻!(偽心得,真惡搞!ORZ) - 同志

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婷絕對是攻!婷絕對是攻!婷絕對是攻!
為了叉板這一句『婷絕對是攻!』而來寫心得文……
婷絕對是攻.小劇場:
思瑤半躺在床上手裡拿著最新一期的醫學雜誌專心地看著。
曉婷穿著紫色薄紗性感睡衣從浴室走了出來,看著床上那專心的人,一時玩心大起,曉婷
惦起腳尖悄悄地走到床邊……
曉婷剛洗完澡,手上還殘留著沐浴乳的香味,香味輕輕掠過思瑤的鼻尖,思瑤隨著香氣不
自覺地抬起了頭,在被曉婷用手遮住雙眼時的最後一刻,思瑤只看見曉婷那若隱若現、白
皙的胸口,思瑤忍不住嚥了嚥口水,還來不及說話……
曉婷又隨即抽走了思瑤手上的雜誌,思瑤空下了雙手,下意識想環抱住曉婷……曉婷卻沒
讓思瑤如願,曉婷單手控制住了思瑤的雙手,將它們拑制在思瑤的頭頂上,思瑤微微張嘴
正想開口說話時,曉婷熱情的吻便落了下來……
好的,下面請自行腦補(在下不喜寫h文……)婷攻是否很有畫面?
但如果上述小劇場中的角色互換了呢?
曉婷半躺在床上手裡拿著最新一期的財經雜誌專心地看著。
思瑤穿著卡通睡衣從浴室走了出來,看著床上那專心的人,一時玩心大起,思瑤惦起腳尖
悄悄地走到床邊……
思瑤剛洗完澡,手上還殘留著沐浴乳的香味,香味輕輕掠過曉婷的鼻尖,曉婷隨著香氣不
自覺地抬起了頭,在被思瑤用手遮住雙眼時的最後一刻,曉婷只看到思瑤胸前那隻兔子?
狐狸?大耳鼠?黃色小鴨?(請自己挑一個喜歡的卡通角色代入吧)曉婷一時還沒反應過來
……
思瑤又隨即抽走了曉婷手上的雜誌,曉婷空下了雙手,下意識想環抱住思瑤……思瑤卻沒
讓曉婷如願,思瑤單手控制住了曉婷的雙手,想將它們拑制在曉婷的頭頂上,正當思瑤想
這麼做時,卻突然感到一陣天旋地轉,當思瑤再次反應過來時,她人已經被曉婷反壓在身
下了,思瑤不甘心望著曉婷的雙眼,她下意識輕咬著自己的下唇,孰不知這個動作卻點燃
了某人的熱情,曉婷不顧身下人的反應,她炙熱的吻便落了下來……
呃…雖說最後又不小心寫成了婷攻,
但同樣的場景,一開始相同的畫面,
那個比較好看?大家自己選吧(還用選嗎?當然是婷囉!)
================================
好的,上面是真婷攻(惡搞)下面才是心得
心得?呃,很久之前就已經讓三立磨到熄火了、無感了,那來的心得……心得……心得就
是(抓頭)瑤婷、曉婷、江曉婷絕對是攻……(被巴~~~
心得:2014年是瑤婷年--因瑤婷讓眾人看見同志如常人般的愛恨情仇,
同性戀真的沒什麼特別的,只不過就是單純地同性戀上同性而已,
其餘的跟大家都一樣,一樣需要工作、一樣需要生活、一樣需要親情、友情、愛情……
所以請別害怕,因同性戀不是病、更不是傳染病。
--
為了叉板這一句『婷絕對是攻!』而來寫心得文……
婷絕對是攻.小劇場:
思瑤半躺在床上手裡拿著最新一期的醫學雜誌專心地看著。
曉婷穿著紫色薄紗性感睡衣從浴室走了出來,看著床上那專心的人,一時玩心大起,曉婷
惦起腳尖悄悄地走到床邊……
曉婷剛洗完澡,手上還殘留著沐浴乳的香味,香味輕輕掠過思瑤的鼻尖,思瑤隨著香氣不
自覺地抬起了頭,在被曉婷用手遮住雙眼時的最後一刻,思瑤只看見曉婷那若隱若現、白
皙的胸口,思瑤忍不住嚥了嚥口水,還來不及說話……
曉婷又隨即抽走了思瑤手上的雜誌,思瑤空下了雙手,下意識想環抱住曉婷……曉婷卻沒
讓思瑤如願,曉婷單手控制住了思瑤的雙手,將它們拑制在思瑤的頭頂上,思瑤微微張嘴
正想開口說話時,曉婷熱情的吻便落了下來……
好的,下面請自行腦補(在下不喜寫h文……)婷攻是否很有畫面?
但如果上述小劇場中的角色互換了呢?
曉婷半躺在床上手裡拿著最新一期的財經雜誌專心地看著。
思瑤穿著卡通睡衣從浴室走了出來,看著床上那專心的人,一時玩心大起,思瑤惦起腳尖
悄悄地走到床邊……
思瑤剛洗完澡,手上還殘留著沐浴乳的香味,香味輕輕掠過曉婷的鼻尖,曉婷隨著香氣不
自覺地抬起了頭,在被思瑤用手遮住雙眼時的最後一刻,曉婷只看到思瑤胸前那隻兔子?
狐狸?大耳鼠?黃色小鴨?(請自己挑一個喜歡的卡通角色代入吧)曉婷一時還沒反應過來
……
思瑤又隨即抽走了曉婷手上的雜誌,曉婷空下了雙手,下意識想環抱住思瑤……思瑤卻沒
讓曉婷如願,思瑤單手控制住了曉婷的雙手,想將它們拑制在曉婷的頭頂上,正當思瑤想
這麼做時,卻突然感到一陣天旋地轉,當思瑤再次反應過來時,她人已經被曉婷反壓在身
下了,思瑤不甘心望著曉婷的雙眼,她下意識輕咬著自己的下唇,孰不知這個動作卻點燃
了某人的熱情,曉婷不顧身下人的反應,她炙熱的吻便落了下來……
呃…雖說最後又不小心寫成了婷攻,
但同樣的場景,一開始相同的畫面,
那個比較好看?大家自己選吧(還用選嗎?當然是婷囉!)
================================
好的,上面是真婷攻(惡搞)下面才是心得
心得?呃,很久之前就已經讓三立磨到熄火了、無感了,那來的心得……心得……心得就
是(抓頭)瑤婷、曉婷、江曉婷絕對是攻……(被巴~~~
心得:2014年是瑤婷年--因瑤婷讓眾人看見同志如常人般的愛恨情仇,
同性戀真的沒什麼特別的,只不過就是單純地同性戀上同性而已,
其餘的跟大家都一樣,一樣需要工作、一樣需要生活、一樣需要親情、友情、愛情……
所以請別害怕,因同性戀不是病、更不是傳染病。
--
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