宇文玥戀愛套路演化論 - 陸劇

By Jacob
at 2017-07-07T20:51
at 2017-07-07T20:51
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大家多PO心得文呀!每天都討論這麼熱烈,心得文卻好少QQ
為了慶祝這週玥公子從邊關回來猛刷存在感,來彙整一篇玥公子戀愛套路演化史。
網頁好讀版
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/China-Drama/M.1499431874.A.97C.html
前期玥公子做人做事總是抱持著默默做事,默默被發現的信念,
在戀愛方面更是將此「優點」發揮的淋漓盡致。
獵場默默救星兒我不說
http://imgur.com/XDpyME5
殺毒蜘蛛救星兒我不說
http://imgur.com/GRKd4QE
星兒有難不准別人救自己跑去救我不說
http://imgur.com/vE0ZsB6
http://imgur.com/0PSMoZF
處理宋大娘屍體救星兒我不說
http://imgur.com/SuHZzhw
為保星兒不當死間默默處理大梁諜者我不說
http://imgur.com/M7s3uYT
半夜不睡覺守在天牢外解決刺客我不說
http://imgur.com/r6WogsJ
為救星兒假意殺星兒我不說
http://imgur.com/wX3fDt4
結果下場是….
公子是冷血的人、公子殺我
http://imgur.com/l94pOO6
結論:這年頭做好事一定要敲鑼打鼓讓街坊鄰居通通都知道,不然注定背鍋背到死。
除此之外,玥公子還假借行使職權行談戀愛之實,
當我的侍寢婢女得有一點花拳繡腿
http://imgur.com/oSowFl8
http://imgur.com/8t4jksO
人這麼多,萬一走散了本公子還要找你
http://imgur.com/7umG6Zh
星兒:公子這招式?
玥:眼熟嗎?(是國標舞!)
http://imgur.com/QEZtYuo
味道訓練是為了讓星兒記住自己的香味
http://imgur.com/Kt1nGjz
教冰雪劍是為了貼身教學
http://imgur.com/uidTfwi
逼星兒成為諜者是為了送出情侶劍
http://imgur.com/puN5vQL
http://imgur.com/3MaPQFh
更別提公子濫用職權幫星兒挑跟自己一樣顏色衣服,偷偷搭配情侶裝。
(月七:我當這麼多年的月衛除了黑衣,別的顏色的衣服都沒有,星兒竟然有好幾套不同
顏色的QQ)
結果:
公子訓練我只是要我成為一名死間而已
http://imgur.com/n7oNktO
結論:談戀愛就坦承說我在追求你,假借職務之便活該被誤會。
但沒想到這麼一個死要面子活受罪的戀愛白癡,
在經過3年邊關扎實的「把妹訓練」,終於進化了!
回家感應到星兒訊號,刻意繞路去交換定情信物
http://imgur.com/oLDHWu2
用深情的語氣,與星兒說話:「你來了,還記得我嗎?」
http://imgur.com/Dqz9ga1
在眾人面前,開口替星兒解圍。
http://imgur.com/e31tVpD
玩一日情侶遊戲
http://imgur.com/nVEn4f5
星兒隨便泡的茶不管好不好喝,一定要誇獎
http://imgur.com/u1q2Zgi
手受傷也不能讓星兒跌倒
http://imgur.com/dJ3CPkx
吃飯將肉都讓給星兒
http://imgur.com/l0jHI5M
懂得開口對星兒解釋
http://imgur.com/5HLBPlD
厚臉皮也要表現溫柔貼心的一面
http://imgur.com/cK454vv
該告白就要告白
http://imgur.com/eFzCeBG
濫用職權安排心上人涼缺
http://imgur.com/0vfLkmR
沒事在星兒面前展現帥氣的一面
http://imgur.com/s9mnGoz
假公濟私幫星兒的隊伍換新弓
http://imgur.com/WknwEnS
沒話也要找話說,必須時時找星兒說話刷刷存在感
http://imgur.com/0kjbn6M
必要時展現自己很MAN的一面,強行塞人情公主抱
http://imgur.com/EugRBkB
總之,這幾集,我真是有吾家有兒初長成的感動呀QQ
結論:邊關真是個好地方,全世界把不到妹的人都應該去邊關磨練磨練。
p.s.截圖好累,我幹嘛這麼想不開,每周硬是要找新梗PO文,快來個人接手PO心得吧!
--
為了慶祝這週玥公子從邊關回來猛刷存在感,來彙整一篇玥公子戀愛套路演化史。
網頁好讀版
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/China-Drama/M.1499431874.A.97C.html
前期玥公子做人做事總是抱持著默默做事,默默被發現的信念,
在戀愛方面更是將此「優點」發揮的淋漓盡致。
獵場默默救星兒我不說
http://imgur.com/XDpyME5
殺毒蜘蛛救星兒我不說
http://imgur.com/GRKd4QE
星兒有難不准別人救自己跑去救我不說
http://imgur.com/vE0ZsB6
http://imgur.com/0PSMoZF
處理宋大娘屍體救星兒我不說
http://imgur.com/SuHZzhw
為保星兒不當死間默默處理大梁諜者我不說
http://imgur.com/M7s3uYT
半夜不睡覺守在天牢外解決刺客我不說
http://imgur.com/r6WogsJ
為救星兒假意殺星兒我不說
http://imgur.com/wX3fDt4
結果下場是….
公子是冷血的人、公子殺我
http://imgur.com/l94pOO6
結論:這年頭做好事一定要敲鑼打鼓讓街坊鄰居通通都知道,不然注定背鍋背到死。
除此之外,玥公子還假借行使職權行談戀愛之實,
當我的侍寢婢女得有一點花拳繡腿
http://imgur.com/oSowFl8
http://imgur.com/8t4jksO
人這麼多,萬一走散了本公子還要找你
http://imgur.com/7umG6Zh
星兒:公子這招式?
玥:眼熟嗎?(是國標舞!)
http://imgur.com/QEZtYuo
味道訓練是為了讓星兒記住自己的香味
http://imgur.com/Kt1nGjz
教冰雪劍是為了貼身教學
http://imgur.com/uidTfwi
逼星兒成為諜者是為了送出情侶劍
http://imgur.com/puN5vQL
http://imgur.com/3MaPQFh
更別提公子濫用職權幫星兒挑跟自己一樣顏色衣服,偷偷搭配情侶裝。
(月七:我當這麼多年的月衛除了黑衣,別的顏色的衣服都沒有,星兒竟然有好幾套不同
顏色的QQ)
結果:
公子訓練我只是要我成為一名死間而已
http://imgur.com/n7oNktO
結論:談戀愛就坦承說我在追求你,假借職務之便活該被誤會。
但沒想到這麼一個死要面子活受罪的戀愛白癡,
在經過3年邊關扎實的「把妹訓練」,終於進化了!
回家感應到星兒訊號,刻意繞路去交換定情信物
http://imgur.com/oLDHWu2
用深情的語氣,與星兒說話:「你來了,還記得我嗎?」
http://imgur.com/Dqz9ga1
在眾人面前,開口替星兒解圍。
http://imgur.com/e31tVpD
玩一日情侶遊戲
http://imgur.com/nVEn4f5
星兒隨便泡的茶不管好不好喝,一定要誇獎
http://imgur.com/u1q2Zgi
手受傷也不能讓星兒跌倒
http://imgur.com/dJ3CPkx
吃飯將肉都讓給星兒
http://imgur.com/l0jHI5M
懂得開口對星兒解釋
http://imgur.com/5HLBPlD
厚臉皮也要表現溫柔貼心的一面
http://imgur.com/cK454vv
該告白就要告白
http://imgur.com/eFzCeBG
濫用職權安排心上人涼缺
http://imgur.com/0vfLkmR
沒事在星兒面前展現帥氣的一面
http://imgur.com/s9mnGoz
假公濟私幫星兒的隊伍換新弓
http://imgur.com/WknwEnS
沒話也要找話說,必須時時找星兒說話刷刷存在感
http://imgur.com/0kjbn6M
必要時展現自己很MAN的一面,強行塞人情公主抱
http://imgur.com/EugRBkB
總之,這幾集,我真是有吾家有兒初長成的感動呀QQ
結論:邊關真是個好地方,全世界把不到妹的人都應該去邊關磨練磨練。
p.s.截圖好累,我幹嘛這麼想不開,每周硬是要找新梗PO文,快來個人接手PO心得吧!
--
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