實在是太好笑了 不得不推一下我老弟 - 三立
By Puput
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天下父母心 係...鬼片? 阿係...人鬼情未了?
今天
有美:蕾蕾,妳千萬不要放手~~~~~~~~~
(電視機:一個叫做 有美 的女生拉著一個叫做 蕾蕾 的女生,而這個叫蕾蕾的女生又正好要掉下一個懸崖,但又那麼剛好被這個叫做 有美的 用手接住)
(但最後還是放手了...放手的是這個想要害 蕾蕾的女生 也就是 有美)
電視前的老媽:幾勒肖查某,真正有夠夭壽,根本就是 破@!#%$&* = =a (超氣)
不過想想,最好每次女主角要掉下海的時候都有人可以接的住,有美真的那麼厲害的話乾脆去 踢足球 當 守門員 了阿~~
編劇可以把他轉行的故事再寫成300集,取名叫 天下父母心 之 洗心革面的超級守門員,光是踢足球的故事就可以在演個一年~多好啊!
昨天:
英傑:有慧,你清醒阿,哇一定ㄟ救妳起來...
(電視機:一個叫做英傑的男生,他正用 平跳式 入水要救一個自己喜歡 但卻已經溺水10幾分鐘的女生...10幾分鐘...是10幾分鐘)
平跳式入水是還蠻帥的啦,不過已經溺水十幾分鐘的女主角,救起來沒死應該也變植物人了吧,何況主角連CPR都沒做,看來編劇真該先去 紅十字 上個 初級急救 先..
不然害小朋友真的誤以為 溺水溺個10幾分鐘沒有關係怎麼辦?
但後來想想,這應該又是編劇故意留的梗,要在故事的最後來個人鬼情未了的大結局~~描述男主角一直到了婚禮那天,才意外發現自己的新娘是個女鬼(驚)@@
前幾天:
文龍:曉菁~暁菁~~~阿~~~~阿~~~~阿~~~~
(電視機:一個叫做曉菁的女生,安排了一場 心機女 曉菁 救 未來老公跟岳母的戲碼,但卻自己不小心雷殘 從不知道是幾樓掉到一樓)
(但是...一覺睡醒,只有輕傷 = =" )
最好是那麼高摔下去只有輕傷,我想女主角應該已經讓編劇給他伏筆成 紅衣小女孩 準備回來報仇~順而轉變成驚悚鬼片!
我想曉菁以後如果演鬼片一定大賣,而且再創演藝高峰,接著取代李心潔成為新一代鬼后,之後再接演好萊烏最夯的鬼片,見鬼101...
=============================================================================================
最後...
在今天看完父母心後~
我問:媽~你如果在市場遇到 有美 妳會怎樣!
老媽:拿雞蛋丟他..
果然 = = 哈哈..超氣..
XD 我弟的白癡網誌 我笑翻了
--
今天
有美:蕾蕾,妳千萬不要放手~~~~~~~~~
(電視機:一個叫做 有美 的女生拉著一個叫做 蕾蕾 的女生,而這個叫蕾蕾的女生又正好要掉下一個懸崖,但又那麼剛好被這個叫做 有美的 用手接住)
(但最後還是放手了...放手的是這個想要害 蕾蕾的女生 也就是 有美)
電視前的老媽:幾勒肖查某,真正有夠夭壽,根本就是 破@!#%$&* = =a (超氣)
不過想想,最好每次女主角要掉下海的時候都有人可以接的住,有美真的那麼厲害的話乾脆去 踢足球 當 守門員 了阿~~
編劇可以把他轉行的故事再寫成300集,取名叫 天下父母心 之 洗心革面的超級守門員,光是踢足球的故事就可以在演個一年~多好啊!
昨天:
英傑:有慧,你清醒阿,哇一定ㄟ救妳起來...
(電視機:一個叫做英傑的男生,他正用 平跳式 入水要救一個自己喜歡 但卻已經溺水10幾分鐘的女生...10幾分鐘...是10幾分鐘)
平跳式入水是還蠻帥的啦,不過已經溺水十幾分鐘的女主角,救起來沒死應該也變植物人了吧,何況主角連CPR都沒做,看來編劇真該先去 紅十字 上個 初級急救 先..
不然害小朋友真的誤以為 溺水溺個10幾分鐘沒有關係怎麼辦?
但後來想想,這應該又是編劇故意留的梗,要在故事的最後來個人鬼情未了的大結局~~描述男主角一直到了婚禮那天,才意外發現自己的新娘是個女鬼(驚)@@
前幾天:
文龍:曉菁~暁菁~~~阿~~~~阿~~~~阿~~~~
(電視機:一個叫做曉菁的女生,安排了一場 心機女 曉菁 救 未來老公跟岳母的戲碼,但卻自己不小心雷殘 從不知道是幾樓掉到一樓)
(但是...一覺睡醒,只有輕傷 = =" )
最好是那麼高摔下去只有輕傷,我想女主角應該已經讓編劇給他伏筆成 紅衣小女孩 準備回來報仇~順而轉變成驚悚鬼片!
我想曉菁以後如果演鬼片一定大賣,而且再創演藝高峰,接著取代李心潔成為新一代鬼后,之後再接演好萊烏最夯的鬼片,見鬼101...
=============================================================================================
最後...
在今天看完父母心後~
我問:媽~你如果在市場遇到 有美 妳會怎樣!
老媽:拿雞蛋丟他..
果然 = = 哈哈..超氣..
XD 我弟的白癡網誌 我笑翻了
--
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