屍速列車 只有我想法很猥褻嗎？ - 電影

George avatar
By George
at 2016-09-06T20:09

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我9/3上映第二天就去看了

我幾乎沒有看什麼預告片

所以本片剛開始時，也還不知道誰是路人誰是主角群

然後上了火車，秀安開始找廁所

遇到胖大叔擋在廁所前面
(這時我以為他只是個路人甲……

他說“裡面有2個人喔，你去別的地方上廁所……”之類的

我瞬間以為是裡面是哪個有錢人跟女人在%%%,

然後胖大叔是顧門的保鑣(他穿的也蠻像個保鑣……

我還跟我旁邊的朋友講說

“”裡面有人在打砲喔？“”


結果，幹，我完全想太多

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Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-09-10T06:35
本來導演就是故意要開四腳獸的玩笑
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-09-12T10:38
我第一時間也覺得是打砲
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-09-14T03:25
對不起我也猥褻了orz
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-09-14T13:33
你並不孤單
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-09-17T05:15
我也以為是馬東錫的老闆或大哥之類的在裡面溫存
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-09-18T06:10
you are not alone
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-09-19T10:21
你絕對不是第一個這樣想的XD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-09-22T19:28
哈哈 那段很刻意讓人誤會啊
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-09-25T06:15
我跟媽媽看也不小心笑了囧
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-09-25T13:46
大家都會以為是四腳獸的
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-09-28T00:57
我也是～
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-09-28T18:51
+1
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-09-29T01:28
我也是耶
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-09-30T13:56
同fp，想說老大打炮竟然有小弟把守耶~ (韓劇入戲
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-10-01T15:38
+1
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-10-06T06:44
我也是...
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-10-08T15:12
這段是故意誤導的啦
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-10-12T22:55
疑？不是說二人...為啥只有一個女的？
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-10-14T09:32
你不是一個人XD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-10-18T00:28
還有肚子裡面的呀XD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-10-20T22:10
你不是一個人XD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-10-23T03:21
+1......
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2016-10-27T01:31
你不孤單XD
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-10-31T14:06
我連啦啦隊長被摀住嘴那邊都可以想到色色的事
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-11-05T04:39
我也是~~
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-11-09T10:56
+1
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-11-13T13:10
Me toooooooo
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-11-17T12:34
那時以為他是保鑣……
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2016-11-22T09:11
我也是原來不孤單，那段很容易想到色色
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-11-22T16:04
我也以為是 整個影廳都跟著吃吃笑XD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-11-27T00:39
我也是...
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-11-29T01:37
綠綠的四腳獸
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-12-03T18:40
你不孤單
William avatar
By William
at 2016-12-05T10:55
電影就是故意讓你想歪的 你還在那邊自以為只有你想歪
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-12-06T15:20
XDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-12-07T00:57
我也是這樣想的哈哈哈你不孤單
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-12-12T00:09
+1
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-12-15T15:20
你不孤單
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-12-16T20:30
其實我也是XDDDDDDDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-12-19T16:54
其實...很多人都想歪了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-12-24T16:00
+1
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-12-28T14:46
我以為裡面有喪屍 那個大叔是幫忙掩蓋的 (我也沒看預告片
也跟你一樣不知道主角群是誰XD...
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-12-30T05:58
想歪+1，還想說裡面那對偷情的死定了XDD
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-12-30T17:02
不知道主角群有誰+1只知道男主角跟女兒而已
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2017-01-01T21:49
應該是故意的
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-01-04T18:53
你不孤單，其實我................... XDDDDDDDDDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-01-07T03:32
+1...誰知道韓國人用這種方式表達孕婦啊
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-01-11T00:12
我是以為裡面的人要屍變 外面的人卻不知道
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-01-11T21:45
+1
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2017-01-13T00:55
四腳
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-01-13T19:49
XDDDDDDDDDD+1111111
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-01-16T10:47
這是大叔的笑話吧~~故意這樣講的XDDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2017-01-17T00:16
我原本也是這樣想，但他老婆敲門之後我就懂了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2017-01-20T15:53
全場大笑~
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-01-22T09:20
其實我也是這樣想的......
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-01-22T23:17
+1 不能同意更多哈哈哈哈
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-01-24T07:29
+1
喔 不是 我以為是老公找男人再跟老婆玩
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-01-24T10:31
我也是......
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-01-26T12:24
+1
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-01-31T02:57
這就是電影
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2017-02-03T15:19
+1
William avatar
By William
at 2017-02-04T22:00
+1
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2017-02-09T05:01
+1 XDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-02-10T07:09
+1 想說怎都沒聲音
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-02-10T15:58
+1
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2017-02-14T01:29
+1
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2017-02-18T17:01
+1
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-02-22T00:41
你不孤單 我也覺得胖大叔是流氓
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-02-22T05:53
+1哈哈
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-02-23T11:34
+1
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2017-02-23T21:37
+1
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2017-02-27T08:55
+1
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2017-03-01T23:33
+1
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2017-03-06T18:23
我也覺得這句是故意的xd
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-03-07T17:37
說裡面有兩個人真的會腦補很多
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2017-03-09T18:55
奧我也歪了
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2017-03-10T16:43
+1
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2017-03-15T01:03
我聽到有人笑才想到
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-03-19T21:23
我原以為單純是誤導
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2017-03-24T06:47
XDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-03-27T21:50
我第一個也這樣想 還以為他是把風的
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-03-29T03:54
你不孤單，不過那之後大叔說的話很明顯推翻這個臆測
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-03-31T09:07
知音 XD
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-03-31T14:17
我想歪還當場笑出來…
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-04-03T09:36
我也想歪XD

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