幾摳的爆氣~~ - 中視
By Edwina
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針對今晚最後的預告中出現傳說中"幾摳的爆氣"~
本人我的腦海浮現出一些可能的畫面...
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◎ 場景:保羅家 保羅和茜茜在房間裡 娟娟在外頭
打電話給大水 幾摳載大水過去
保羅:sushi~你說!!為啥小孩是黑頭髮?!
小孩不是我的對不對!?你說啊?!?!!?!?
茜茜:(不說話默認) 我要跟你離婚...
保羅:孩子是不是你和上次那個男的生的?!(伸手給了茜茜一巴掌)
此時...幾摳帶著大水衝進去,娟娟也跟著進去
但以為時以晚~~~茜茜剛被打了一巴掌~跌坐在床邊...
娟娟和大水衝過去保護茜茜,幾摳站在門邊...
保羅看到幾摳~分外眼紅,眼睛冒出熊熊火光...
保羅:就是你!!就是你對不對?!啊~~~~~~~~~~~~
此時幾摳看著跌倒的茜茜~耳邊聽著保羅的咆哮...
腦中浮現出小時候的情景...頓時間,幾摳變身"綠巨人浩克"......
幾摳:哩共啥~聽沒啦!!啊~~~吼...我跟你拼了!!!!!!(失去理智狀...)
大水見狀..衝向幾摳.....
大水:不要打了不要打了!!!
↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ 以上到目前為止都還算正常 精采的要來了 ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
突然之間...門外傳來一陣騷動......孫媽和復邦也衝進來!!!
孫媽:夭壽喔!!!! 幾摳你怎麼可以打阮A啊那達....
大水:媽~媽~~~~~你妳你...跟這個阿斗仔?!?!?!!?!
一陣混亂之中..............
茜茜緩緩爬起來...對著在場三個前後任男友及老公...
茜茜一把把大水抓過來............""當眾喇舌""....
茜茜:口亨~你們這三個臭男人~只是我出櫃前的幌子!!!(大水羞澀的躲在茜茜懷裡)
三個男人~動作→幾摳抓著保羅領口 復邦抱著幾摳的腰
孫媽試圖把幾摳拉開....娟娟不靠枴杖站起來....
在場所有人...
=============全 都 石 化 了=============
茜茜:陶復邦~我老實告訴你!兒子是你的種!!!
我把兒子留下來...口亨~~~~~也只是幌子!!!
幾摳不可置信的看著茜茜和大水.....
放開了保羅,握住抱著他腰際那復邦的手,頭向後仰(咦?!這一幕好眼熟)
幾摳:既然如此...我也不必隱瞞了!其實我和復邦..唔~~(話還沒說完就被復邦吻住)
孫媽看著在場所有人...在看向保羅...
孫媽:喔~賣滴兒~哈尼~~達令...偶棉終於口以在一起啦!!!
緩正那個老孫也沒有錢~偶棉兩個...科科...
保羅:喔賣尬...滴兒尬~~~我等這天等好久啦!!!
咦?!在場還有一位→娟娟在幹嘛呢?!
---------------------娟娟躺在地上,口吐白沫-------------------------
啊~~~我真的編不下去了啦!!!不要再給我加角色!!會起笑啦!!!!
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