康斯坦丁-教壞囝仔的老菸鬼!! - 電影

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By Brianna
at 2018-04-13T23:15

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欸欸欸欸欸欸!!!!!!!!!!!!

欸欸欸欸欸欸 嗨嗨嗨嗨 嘿嘿嘿 嘻嘻嘻

啾啾啾啾 哈哈哈 喲喲喲 呵呵呵呵呵

各位版友大家好

打給後

泥棉豪啊!!!!!!!!!!

hello my friend !!!!!!

hello everyone!!!!!!!!^ ^


(≧ω≦)/

*\(^o^)/*

(/^▽^)/


事情是這樣啦!!!!!!!!!!!

周末到了!!!!!!!!!!!!!

本帥帥今天跟朋友一起看了「康斯坦丁」這部號稱經典的電影!!!!!!!!!


結果看了 差點氣道中風!!!!!

實在很難看= =


=======防雷==========

事情大概是這樣啦!!!!!!!

電影一開始!!!!!!就一個奇怪的工人!!!!!拿了奇怪的道具!!!!結果被車
撞!!!!!竟然沒死????!!!!

然後!!!!!!!康斯坦丁幫忙去一個中邪的家人驅魔!!!!!!!

可是我光看到前面就很生氣!!!!!

你一個堂堂驅魔師!!!!!!!

道德應該用更高標準來看才是!!!!!

結果到人家裡面!!!!第一件事情就是抽煙!!!!抽煙!!!!抽煙!!!!!

而且驅魔過程中!!!!!!還把點燃的菸放在人家桌上!!!!!!要是著火了怎麼辦
?????要是燒壞人家家裡怎麼辦?????不能把菸熄掉嗎!!!!!!!


然後越到後面越誇張!!!!!!!

在家裡面也抽煙!!!!!看醫生也抽煙!!!!!到哪裡都在抽!!!!!

可不可以稍微有點道德良知蛤????????????

然後還一直壓榨自己的助理!!!!!!

人家開車載他趴趴走!!!!!

結果驅魔過程中!!!!!鏡子壓壞人家的車子!!!!!連個道歉也沒有!!!!!!


去酒吧找人談判時!!!!!!還不肯帶助理進去!!!!!!!是不是把助理當工具人
!!!!!!!!!!!

然後還出言侮辱大天使!!!!!!還羞辱女警官!!!!!!進行儀式時還在考慮要不
要讓警官衣服脫光!!!!!到後面還偷親她!!!!!!!這會不會太誇張了蛤???
????

(╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴

凸(>皿<)凸

(╯-_-)╯╧╧



最讓本帥帥生氣的!!!!!!是這傢伙最後還能上天堂!!!!!這是什麼鳥劇情!!
!!!!成天在外面耍痞子!!!!!就能上天堂??????這根本在侮辱人家的宗教
!!!!!!

0分!!!!!鳥片!!!!!氣道吐血!!!!!!

凸(>皿<)凸

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By Andy
at 2018-04-18T01:41
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at 2018-04-23T07:12
同意
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By Kumar
at 2018-04-24T23:06
經典好片被罵成這樣
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By Frederica
at 2018-04-29T07:15
最近好多類似的文章,明明好看特別的電影,一直被下
負評
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By Eartha
at 2018-04-30T11:22
放假就會有很多小學生出沒
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at 2018-05-04T20:25
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at 2018-05-08T16:13
你中風了,趕快就醫…
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at 2018-05-10T21:54
好文給推
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at 2018-05-15T01:11
?????
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By Edwina
at 2018-05-19T17:17
看的出來你想要這個
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at 2018-05-24T07:06
唉...放假屁孩多
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可憐
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at 2018-05-29T17:46
分析的真好
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at 2018-05-31T03:21
= =
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at 2018-06-01T21:45
我覺得好看,不過有笑有推
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at 2018-06-02T15:42
最近中二幹話文好多,應該劣退+水桶
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By Christine
at 2018-06-07T08:39
這篇文的水準真令人鼻酸QQ
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at 2018-06-12T17:22
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at 2018-06-14T10:39
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at 2018-06-15T16:12
驚嘆號多到眼睛也要中風了
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By Leila
at 2018-06-17T18:07
先學會怎麼好好講話再來批評吧,自以為有趣……
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By Susan
at 2018-06-20T10:28
幫補
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at 2018-06-28T02:24
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at 2018-07-03T19:26
呃……
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By Jack
at 2018-07-05T10:18
板主不處理啊。
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at 2018-07-05T11:43
忘了吃藥?
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By Regina
at 2018-07-08T02:37
補血
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By Frederic
at 2018-07-10T06:01
很可悲...
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By Rosalind
at 2018-07-13T14:47
看得很痛苦…
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By Mason
at 2018-07-13T18:12
糞文
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...
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By Ursula
at 2018-07-21T14:02
暑假到了嗎?
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By Barb Cronin
at 2018-07-24T07:32
這嗑了什麼
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By Aaliyah
at 2018-07-26T18:32
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By Connor
at 2018-07-28T08:23
!!!看到開頭直接噓!!!
!!!補噓!!!
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By Erin
at 2018-08-02T06:21
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By Aaliyah
at 2018-08-06T20:17
小丑
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By Emma
at 2018-08-07T12:07
驚嘆號不是這樣給你用的啦
我男神基哥你嘴不起!
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By Isla
at 2018-08-11T17:10
本帥帥?國小剛下課嗎?
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By Olive
at 2018-08-14T07:30
自以為風趣
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By Margaret
at 2018-08-15T22:11
看久了實在很膩
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By Rae
at 2018-08-18T19:48
看你的文章才會中風
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By Adele
at 2018-08-23T18:38
錯版喔?
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By Zenobia
at 2018-08-27T02:36
驚嘆號多了
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By Genevieve
at 2018-08-28T02:35
有笑有推
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By Olive
at 2018-08-31T02:38
第一次看文看得那麼累,回去再練過
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By William
at 2018-08-31T08:19
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By Rosalind
at 2018-08-31T15:40
有笑有推
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at 2018-09-01T22:19
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By Bennie
at 2018-09-02T07:34
還不錯笑啊哈哈哈
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By Kama
at 2018-09-04T21:00
恩恩☺
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By Lily
at 2018-09-05T19:10
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By Cara
at 2018-09-06T08:45
你還好嗎? 藥要按時吃喔
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By Thomas
at 2018-09-09T04:24
先噓再說
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By Aaliyah
at 2018-09-13T04:41
協防一下
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By Brianna
at 2018-09-15T14:17
奇怪 你怎麼還沒被桶
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By Zanna
at 2018-09-18T16:53
!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Ina
at 2018-09-22T18:20
你沒看懂
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By Odelette
at 2018-09-26T15:18
看到這 ID不意外,只是為啥這帳號沒被水桶
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By Wallis
at 2018-09-27T16:32
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at 2018-09-28T16:36
道德良知?
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By Queena
at 2018-09-29T19:23
好吧我笑了 只是發到八卦板比較適合
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By Michael
at 2018-10-03T23:57
廢排版,回去學標點符號
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可憐
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渣康不是叫假的,這樣才好看啊
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驚嘆號太多了吧?這部片缺陷很多,但尚有可取之處
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By Connor
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By Christine
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怎麼一直有這種文
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By Skylar Davis
at 2018-10-28T18:47
最近精神科醫師心理師是不是都很忙阿?!苐
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...
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By Andrew
at 2018-11-02T17:36
不要一直鬧版好嗎?
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By Faithe
at 2018-11-02T23:09
人…人家才沒有笑呢(傲嬌推
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By Ingrid
at 2018-11-06T01:08
原PO反串失敗,只看到滿滿的驚嘆號,0分
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By Margaret
at 2018-11-07T09:25
這啥
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By Charlie
at 2018-11-08T06:14
阿他就是菸槍啊,不抽要幹嘛?阿他怎麼上天堂的你
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at 2018-11-11T13:37
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at 2018-11-13T18:27
現實生活一定很可悲
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at 2018-12-04T00:26
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at 2018-12-14T10:47
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By Elma
at 2018-12-28T18:20
!敢不敢再多一點
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By Faithe
at 2019-01-01T01:17
中風廢文
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at 2019-01-02T14:54
還好嗎?
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By William
at 2019-01-03T19:40
你的文章讓人看了很痛苦
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By Jacky
at 2019-01-07T07:01
原作不是本來就這樣嗎?
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By Michael
at 2019-01-09T17:47
廢到笑
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By Olive
at 2019-01-11T13:37
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at 2019-01-15T14:55
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at 2019-01-19T22:03
雨八
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不忍給噓
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at 2019-01-25T01:39
到底在工蝦毀?
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By William
at 2019-01-25T05:26
我反菸 但我心目中的好片不容你詆毀!!!
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By Catherine
at 2019-01-29T15:57
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at 2019-02-02T08:34
其實你沒有朋友吧?可以不需要這種方式引人注意的
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嗯嗯
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無言
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at 2019-02-15T14:31
.............................
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By Connor
at 2019-02-19T20:09
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Elizabeth
at 2019-02-24T17:05
爛文
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By Zenobia
at 2019-02-25T05:58
???
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By Charlotte
at 2019-02-25T19:21
有笑有推
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By Ethan
at 2019-02-27T07:21
!!!!!
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By Una
at 2019-03-02T23:57
眼睛好痛
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By Aaliyah
at 2019-03-05T15:46
有受過基本教育嗎
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By Mia
at 2019-03-08T03:45
該水桶了吧
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By Andrew
at 2019-03-08T09:01
...
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By Oliver
at 2019-03-11T17:26
Movie版務不用做事嗎,擺明來亂
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By Sandy
at 2019-03-15T20:17
廢到笑
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By Vanessa
at 2019-03-17T18:22
無聊
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By Puput
at 2019-03-19T14:07
這來亂的
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By Damian
at 2019-03-22T19:38
多打一堆贅詞與全形符號並不會給你比較多的批幣
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By Connor
at 2019-03-23T05:55
噓,安靜的看就好
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By Rae
at 2019-03-26T09:38
只能給推了
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By Edith
at 2019-03-30T05:00
欸欸欸
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By Belly
at 2019-03-31T01:03
!!!!!!
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By Damian
at 2019-04-03T08:23
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By Zenobia
at 2019-04-03T13:55
.........
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By Enid
at 2019-04-06T14:11
廢文
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By Caroline
at 2019-04-09T00:31
如你所願
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By Hamiltion
at 2019-04-12T13:06
你在收集 XX? = =
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By Rachel
at 2019-04-14T13:48
你真的滿可憐的…
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By Daniel
at 2019-04-18T04:03
你是不是只有2049那篇是認真的哈哈哈
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By Freda
at 2019-04-20T04:32
有笑給推
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By Lauren
at 2019-04-20T19:49
看到ID先噓
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By Lauren
at 2019-04-25T19:18
推!!!!優文!!!!笑死XDD
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By Hedda
at 2019-04-29T17:11
廢文,自刪吧
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By Frederic
at 2019-05-03T07:54
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By Noah
at 2019-05-05T10:46
XX
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By Isla
at 2019-05-07T15:35
舒壓
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By Odelette
at 2019-05-08T18:04
超好笑給推
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at 2019-05-10T21:26
廢文
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By Erin
at 2019-05-11T11:09
?????
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at 2019-05-14T13:29
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By Odelette
at 2019-05-14T17:48
講的中肯但這篇有失水準不好笑
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at 2019-05-18T02:43
推!!!! 優質好文!!!!!!!
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By Kyle
at 2019-05-20T22:13
純噓
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at 2019-05-24T02:48
John Constantine
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at 2019-05-24T16:20
有笑有推
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at 2019-05-27T20:46
……
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雷 牛叔/The Intouchables

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By Poppy
at 2018-04-13T23:02
大家好, 我是精神上生活在底層的魯民 一直在關注的youtube頻道出了The Intouchables的影評 還沒看完螢幕就模糊了.... 雖然螢幕很常模糊.. 但這期直刺我內心久久不散, 因此在這裡介紹給大家.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPkHrvnvm8 ...

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By Gilbert
at 2018-04-13T22:58
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帶我去月球 不留一絲遺憾

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By Isabella
at 2018-04-13T22:53
晚上剛在彰化的獨立電影節看完 帶我去月球 1997年 對於1992年的我來說 對張雨生的歌和人 都是長大後看新聞回顧專題 才開始認識 但是對於片中的事物 很多都很熟悉 電子雞 蓋酷家族 (大頭貼) 遊樂場中的大型機台 (恩佩跟正翔玩的推盤子我也很愛玩 XD) 其實很多現在也都還有呀? 像娃娃機 ...

毀滅大作戰

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By Charlie
at 2018-04-13T22:50
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By Gary
at 2018-04-13T22:40
※ [本文轉錄自 C_Chat 看板 #1QqBVoSM ] 作者: wupirn08 (翼狀胬肉) 看板: C_Chat 標題: [閒聊] 大張正己 環太平洋2海報 時間: Fri Apr 13 22:00:12 2018 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dap7vSQU8AM ...