捍衛任務 - 電影
By Ida
at 2017-02-26T01:26
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媽的
這部片真是夠中二
超弱的殺手之神
根本是狗屎運之神吧
不知道該死幾次了
一開始被小屁孩們貓倒在地
一點危機意識都沒有
好險他們只是殺狗跟偷車
再來被狙擊手瞄準了還不知不覺
要不是故意射偏就死定了
還要人家提醒
不然又要跟上次一樣剛睡醒就掛了
然後被車撞暈了
老爸還廢話一堆把他綁在椅子上讓人來救
當場斃了他就GG了
射別人都很準
又快又帥
射兒子就射個老半天
在澡堂射那麼多次都射不中
怎射兒子就變那麼遜啦
號稱用鉛筆就能殺人
結果跟人家打肉搏戰被摔下樓
跟個歐吉桑1對1還被對方小刀捅
什麼殺手之神
原來是有請保鑣阿
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這部片真是夠中二
超弱的殺手之神
根本是狗屎運之神吧
不知道該死幾次了
一開始被小屁孩們貓倒在地
一點危機意識都沒有
好險他們只是殺狗跟偷車
再來被狙擊手瞄準了還不知不覺
要不是故意射偏就死定了
還要人家提醒
不然又要跟上次一樣剛睡醒就掛了
然後被車撞暈了
老爸還廢話一堆把他綁在椅子上讓人來救
當場斃了他就GG了
射別人都很準
又快又帥
射兒子就射個老半天
在澡堂射那麼多次都射不中
怎射兒子就變那麼遜啦
號稱用鉛筆就能殺人
結果跟人家打肉搏戰被摔下樓
跟個歐吉桑1對1還被對方小刀捅
什麼殺手之神
原來是有請保鑣阿
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