捍衛戰士2-老人自慰片 - 電影

Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-07-04T00:25

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我千禧寶寶啦

捍衛戰士2 真的蠻無聊的 Bug一堆

1.海軍怎麼會有空軍戰鬥機

2.Captain不是上尉嗎 翻成上校 也太不專業

3.敵國是哪裡?俄國? 鈾倉庫跟飛彈基地用飛彈打掉就好了
幹嘛還派飛機去送頭 而且不是派F-22 F-35 而是用F-18
F-18不是已經除役

4.阿湯哥又去搭訕人妻 不知道他在衝三小 整個尷尬
第一集他不是有女朋友嗎 這個人妻又是誰 雖然第一集也很難看

5.阿湯哥想表達父愛 但那些年輕演員沒什麼感覺
跟歐吉桑教官相處 尷尬癌滿滿 阿湯哥愛說教好像韓粉長輩

6.年輕飛行員互相不讓 後來又變很團結 尤其是劊子手
整個很突兀很假


整部片亂七八糟 不知道在演什麼 賣老人情懷的自慰片

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Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2022-07-03T05:33
我先
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By Dinah
at 2022-07-07T22:43
好喔
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2022-07-03T05:33
光第一點就可已噓爆了。
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2022-07-07T22:43
你重看吧
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2022-07-03T05:33
這很明顯故意! 騙P幣還是幹嘛的? 應該把他浸水桶
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-07-07T22:43
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By Bennie
at 2022-07-03T05:33
好了啦
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By Zenobia
at 2022-07-07T22:43
好喔
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2022-07-03T05:33
不專業的是海軍lieutinant翻成中尉吧
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2022-07-07T22:43
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2022-07-03T05:33
反串?
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-07-07T22:43
看不懂沒人會笑你
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2022-07-03T05:33
推 雖然反串 但賣老人情懷 自慰片 不能算是錯誤評論
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-07-07T22:43
光自衛片就是錯誤評論了
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-07-03T05:33
6/4就發過一次了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2022-07-07T22:43
笑死
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2022-07-03T05:33
寫得很棒唷
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2022-07-07T22:43
不懂討噓的樂趣何在,不過想要就送你吧
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-07-03T05:33
好喔
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By Blanche
at 2022-07-07T22:43
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2022-07-03T05:33
千禧寶寶用亞蘭德倫當ID,不就更老人情懷?
David avatar
By David
at 2022-07-07T22:43
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-07-03T05:33
0分
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-07-07T22:43
先去當兵再來說嘴
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By Franklin
at 2022-07-03T05:33
看到第一點就反串仔吧
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-07-07T22:43
呵呵
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2022-07-03T05:33
這篇紅得喜氣
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2022-07-07T22:43
https://youtu.be/O2CIAKVTOrc
Lady Gaga 電影主題曲 Hold My Hand 很好聽
點閱率突破 5000萬了~
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-07-03T05:33
你自慰
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-07-07T22:43
老人自慰片…那你還跑去看?嘴巴說不要,身體倒是
挺誠實的!
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2022-07-03T05:33
想討噓我偏不噓,給箭頭^U^
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2022-07-07T22:43
討噓文根本故意增加聲量 都懷疑是操作了
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2022-07-03T05:33
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-07-07T22:43
幫補血
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2022-07-03T05:33
釣魚
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2022-07-07T22:43
笑死 自慰文嗎
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-07-03T05:33
你說的對
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-07-07T22:43
第一點我真的笑死XDD
William avatar
By William
at 2022-07-03T05:33
看到1就可以直接噓了
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-07-07T22:43
第2點英文爛不會去查一下
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2022-07-03T05:33
這個真的欠水桶 連電影拍攝的故事背景都不懂還敢嘴
William avatar
By William
at 2022-07-07T22:43
你最後少加了一個漫威片比較好看,這反串太失敗 所
以給噓
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2022-07-03T05:33
這算高潮片、不是自慰片喔
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2022-07-07T22:43
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2022-07-03T05:33
...............................該吃藥了
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2022-07-07T22:43
這種怎麼還沒劣退或水桶?
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2022-07-03T05:33
可憐
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2022-07-07T22:43
喔…(挖鼻孔)
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2022-07-03T05:33
你應該覺的,狙擊槍長的和步槍一樣,幹嘛做出又大又
重的槍。
David avatar
By David
at 2022-07-07T22:43
讚 留言 分享
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-07-03T05:33
之前有負雷的第一點跟你一樣 但比你好笑-
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2022-07-07T22:43
努力反串給噓當嘉獎
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By Hedy
at 2022-07-03T05:33
100分
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-07-07T22:43
推一個
捍衛戰士的討論實在太多了
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2022-07-03T05:33
應該要噓六次的
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2022-07-07T22:43
??????????
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-07-03T05:33
可憐啊 廢文
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By Frederic
at 2022-07-07T22:43
好哦
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By James
at 2022-07-03T05:33
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-07-07T22:43
82年以後的夏令營兵也開始變一堆軍盲了嗎
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2022-07-03T05:33
美國海軍是有戰鬥機的 從二戰開始航母的飛行員就是
海軍
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-07-07T22:43
太故意了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2022-07-03T05:33
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2022-07-07T22:43
老人連發反串文都不好笑了嗎?
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2022-07-03T05:33
第一噓就給你了
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-07-07T22:43
就是故意發廢,來換噓的,也算功成請身退
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2022-07-03T05:33
你看像棋盤,我看像綠豆糕,要有雅量
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2022-07-07T22:43
看到第一點就笑噴
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-07-03T05:33
劇情真的薄弱,但這片就是看空戰
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2022-07-07T22:43
根本沒在看
William avatar
By William
at 2022-07-03T05:33
推 版不是一言堂
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2022-07-07T22:43
台灣跟風民太多了
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2022-07-03T05:33
爛片無誤
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-07-07T22:43
第一點就值得噓
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-07-03T05:33
沒重點
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2022-07-07T22:43
笑死 多讀點書好嗎
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-07-03T05:33
請google美國海軍航空隊
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2022-07-07T22:43
國中生放暑假了
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-07-03T05:33
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2022-07-07T22:43
偏不噓!這反串文吧~
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By Carolina Franco
at 2022-07-03T05:33
1
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-07-07T22:43
明顯是反串
William avatar
By William
at 2022-07-03T05:33
管他是不是反串 垃圾文就噓啊
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2022-07-07T22:43
國中生放暑假了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-07-03T05:33
第一點就可以噓了
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2022-07-07T22:43
來點新意好不好
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2022-07-03T05:33
反串??
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2022-07-07T22:43
反串0分
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2022-07-03T05:33
美國海軍是世界上第二強的空軍
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-07-07T22:43
看到第一點就可以噓了 無知的極致
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2022-07-03T05:33
反串 偏不噓
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2022-07-07T22:43
反串明顯
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By Thomas
at 2022-07-03T05:33
反串給噓
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By Kelly
at 2022-07-07T22:43
千喜寶寶用AlainDelon這種帳號?
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-07-03T05:33
太明顯 偏不要
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-07-07T22:43
老人看你這篇也可以自慰喔 啊~~嘶
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2022-07-03T05:33
原來你邊看邊自慰哦 可悲阿
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2022-07-07T22:43
爽 大爆射
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By Zenobia
at 2022-07-03T05:33
千喜__寶寶
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By Christine
at 2022-07-07T22:43
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-07-03T05:33
嗯嗯你說的對^^
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2022-07-07T22:43
笑死 前幾個點就知道這篇根本沒料 連自己查證也不會
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2022-07-03T05:33
可憐
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2022-07-07T22:43
看自慰片有自慰嗎
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By Blanche
at 2022-07-03T05:33
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By Catherine
at 2022-07-07T22:43
幫你補血xd
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By Yedda
at 2022-07-03T05:33
2
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-07-07T22:43
不可質疑本版反政確神片
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-07-03T05:33
很故意喔
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2022-07-07T22:43
沒知識沒關係,說出來大家笑笑也很好
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-07-03T05:33
Ok
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-07-07T22:43
跟第一集一樣難看
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2022-07-03T05:33
第一次看到有人自稱"千禧寶寶"...不覺得噁心嗎
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-07-07T22:43
我這女生都知道海軍上面有這樣的編制了
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2022-07-03T05:33
共3小
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2022-07-07T22:43
...
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2022-07-03T05:33
你就是要討噓的哈哈
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2022-07-07T22:43
喜歡XX的快感就成全你
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2022-07-03T05:33
成全你
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-07-07T22:43
2沒壞
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By George
at 2022-07-03T05:33
欠罵
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-07-07T22:43
嗯,繼續當廢物
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2022-07-03T05:33
真的愈看愈尷尬
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2022-07-07T22:43
補血
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-07-03T05:33
F18明明就是海軍配機 而且明明就是現役 欠噓
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2022-07-07T22:43
你們噓他就爽,我偏不給
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-07-03T05:33
可憐吶
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-07-07T22:43
你所有問題就像是在質疑「紅燈為什麼不能右轉」一
樣,腦呢?
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-07-03T05:33
X8
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By Sarah
at 2022-07-07T22:43
好喔 黑名單
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By Lucy
at 2022-07-03T05:33
釣到一堆魚
James avatar
By James
at 2022-07-07T22:43
,慎
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By Quintina
at 2022-07-03T05:33
光第一點就可以噓你了
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By Rosalind
at 2022-07-07T22:43
千禧寶寶?應該是欠噓寶寶才對
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-07-03T05:33
繼續噓
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2022-07-07T22:43
千禧屁孩安安
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2022-07-03T05:33
逛一圈回來再幫你一把~
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By Sandy
at 2022-07-07T22:43
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2022-07-03T05:33
讓你XX
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2022-07-07T22:43
求仁得仁
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2022-07-03T05:33
光第一點就不用往下看了
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2022-07-07T22:43
了無新意的爽片
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2022-07-03T05:33
你錯了 這個版捍衛戰士不能有負雷的
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-07-07T22:43
難得有這麼多人願意回應你對吧?
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-07-03T05:33
嗯。加油
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2022-07-07T22:43
.....................................
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-07-03T05:33
看到第一點 下面都可以不用看了
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2022-07-07T22:43
太故意了
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-07-03T05:33
光第一點就可以知道你很無知了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2022-07-07T22:43
掰掰
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-07-03T05:33
真D低能 你好辛苦
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By Elvira
at 2022-07-07T22:43
看第一點就知道是來換的
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-07-03T05:33
慘不忍睹
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2022-07-07T22:43
現在還在包尿布吧!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-07-03T05:33
笑死,被噓到不敢出來回,你還是去看卡通頻道吧XDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-07-07T22:43
原來是個寶寶呀~寶寶乖!
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By Sierra Rose
at 2022-07-03T05:33
什麼時候開學
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By Linda
at 2022-07-07T22:43
看到一次噓你一次
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2022-07-03T05:33
廢到笑
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2022-07-07T22:43
好哦 你好棒
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2022-07-03T05:33
無知限制住你的腦袋
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2022-07-07T22:43
低能,海軍captain 就是上校
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2022-07-03T05:33
看來智商的確是寶寶等級
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By Dora
at 2022-07-07T22:43
廢文一篇
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2022-07-03T05:33
看第一點疑問就可以噓爆你

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