探子來報 TMZ 和 VFTW - 實境秀

AI 今晚是女生表演，
先是 TMZ 派在 AI 臥底傳回的 rehearsal 現場消息：
上色部份是我的感想

David Cook and Michael Johns were talking while the girls were
on the stage, discussing who was hot. At one point David said,
"I would do her," pointing to someone -- sorry, we don't know who.

哇哈哈！這個好笑（我想知道大廚指的是誰）！

The worst performance was courtesy of Brooke White, though she
looked the best. She sang a slowed-down, country version of
"Love is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar and it sucked. The best
performance was Asia'h Epperson, who sang "I Want to Dance with
Somebody" by Whitney Houston.

........ 任何人在 AI 唱 Whitney Houston 都是半自殺行為.....
昨天 TMZ 說彩排最佳是 Queen Danny，跟實際狀況不符合！XD


All the contestants were there and they have some kind of code,
constantly referring to "shenanigans," which normally is a
buzzword for hijinks, but they were clearly referring to
something specific.

OK.... WTF is shenanigans？XD

Danny Noriega and Ramiele Malubay are definitely best friends.
He was on the side making a half-a-heart sign with his hands
and she would complete the heart. The two talked about going
to the mall for food after rehearsal.

好姊妹，好姊妹。

David Cook was making fun of David Archuleta, like a big bro
ragging on lil' bro. Cook was beaucoup arrogant during the
rehearsal.

我猜之前傳出學小弟的就是大廚吧！you are a bad bad big bro.XD

Seacrest sang "You Give Love a Bad Name" and was just as bad as
yesterday, but lil' blondie freely admitted he was bad.

Ryan still misses Blake his man.

We're told they had 20 million votes for the guys last night --
a high for the season.

老實講昨晚真的很不錯，甚至比去年Top 12後每場都佳。


下面是來自 VFTW 的探子回報：

luke menard totally knows he's gone. so does jacuzzi.

danny should be wearing some OBNOXIOUSLY BIG PURPLE SUNGLASSES
courtesy of his twin ramiele (according to princess danny)
they were totally best friends and kept yelling/talking at each other
the whole time.

fucking jason castro seemed like he was chained down
because he was too lazy to stand up.

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NIGEL called david H. a DANCER!!!

... and then went on to explain about his robotic moves.
of course, every body knew what nigel meant by "DANCER"
and the queen turned into a cute little tomato (as what danny would say)

i seriously wanted to bring up the whole stripper thing
with him but the fat man was staring at me.


i seriously wanted to beat up nigel the fucking minute i saw him.
i also wanted to tell him about josiah's gig on friday.

he was making some small talk with the guys and he said something
like "LAST NIGHT WAS THE MOST SOLID PERFORMANCE EVER".

poor luke almost wanted to cry because he knew he was going home.

btw, he was the first one i hand signaled if he could sign his
picture. he was going to but the fat man stopped him. he seems
like a nice guy but he NEEEDS to go home.

最後，今日歌單：

Amanda Overmyer -- Joan Jet "Hate Myself For Loving You"
Syesha Mercado -- Whitney Houston "Saving All My Love For You"
Kristy Lee Cook -- Journey "Faithfully"
Asia'h Epperson -- Whitney Houston "I Wanna Dance With Somebody"
Kady Malloy -- Queen "Who Wants To Live Forever"
Carly Smithson -- Cyndi Lauper "I Drove All Night"
Brooke White -- Pat Benatar "Love Is A Battlefield"
Ramiele Malubay -- Phil Collins "Against All Odds"

apparantly in this order...
1) Asia'h
2) Kady
3) Amanda
4) Ramiele
5) Kristy
6) Brooke
7) Carly
8) Syesha

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