控制 - 控制你阿公，什麼鳥片 - 電影

By Jack
at 2014-10-14T20:34

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昨天跟小模女友去新竹巨城

看了控制這部電影

挖靠勒

這部片是在搞啥毀

班埃佛列克真的很可悲

在片頭就開始說想把老婆的頭剖開

是怎樣

現在的鬼片檔期不是你啦

是安納貝爾啦

懂了嗎

自以為鬼片喔

再來

開演沒多久

班埃佛列克就把老婆在廚房亂刀砍死了

我看這個版上大概只有我發現導演想表達這個概念吧

事實上就是老公把老婆砍死

結果老婆在第三世界那邊生活著

被搶錢被強姦

這樣子而已啦

懂了嗎

挖操勒

這部片根本就是在教唆犯罪阿

搞什麼

最後老公快被警察起訴了

趕快去奇怪的地方找一個醜女人回來當他老婆

營造出一種其實他沒砍死他老婆的錯覺

懂了沒啦

解釋很多了

手很酸

大概解釋到這邊了

明天上班還要打聯貸案的徵信報告

就不打了

有問題可以問

但是別塞爆我的信箱

我沒有空回

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Tags: 電影犯罪

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By Yuri
at 2014-10-18T03:02

暴怒

By Rae
at 2014-10-21T05:46

(→_→)

By Elvira
at 2014-10-25T09:07

懂了嗎？

By Kumar
at 2014-10-29T18:06

《有效文章》2 篇 (退:1)

By Rebecca
at 2014-10-30T22:26

出捅了喔?

By Regina
at 2014-11-03T04:10

難怪被退文呵呵

By Yuri
at 2014-11-04T15:55

掰掰不送

By Heather
at 2014-11-07T07:39

By Hedy
at 2014-11-10T10:48

勿棄療

By Queena
at 2014-11-10T22:41

喔

By Ursula
at 2014-11-15T02:47

第一句看到小模女友就給噓

By Valerie
at 2014-11-17T23:13

失控

By Yuri
at 2014-11-19T12:08

不要丟新竹人的臉啦

By Gilbert
at 2014-11-22T17:13

看到小模女就噓惹

By Dinah
at 2014-11-26T13:03

有事嗎?

By Christine
at 2014-11-29T08:53

還是你被什麼東西控制了？

By Donna
at 2014-12-02T06:33

你的娛樂效果不錯，給推

By Zora
at 2014-12-06T22:47

2沒壞，就送給你吧

By Jacky
at 2014-12-07T21:12

想寫出有趣的文不容易,

By Bennie
at 2014-12-08T16:05

純粹討噓文

By Lucy
at 2014-12-09T10:47

你應該看些娛樂爽片來刺激你貧瘠的大腦，都什麼年紀了不

By Ethan
at 2014-12-13T02:58

懂得找介紹或影片，不合你期待還在那邊叫，第一次進戲院
看電影嗎？

By Liam
at 2014-12-18T02:37

確定你看的是控制…還是弱智…

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-21T16:28

演你得手札情緣啦

By Joe
at 2014-12-23T20:32

標題就笑了XD

By Liam
at 2014-12-24T04:13

費雯，是你?

By Dora
at 2014-12-25T16:27

XDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2014-12-26T11:50

XDDDDDDD 超完美詮釋的優文

By Erin
at 2014-12-29T04:37

退

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-12-29T08:44

純噓有小模女友

By Dinah
at 2014-12-31T21:48

打生命線求助吧

By Valerie
at 2015-01-01T05:20

沒想到半年一下就過了

By Ophelia
at 2015-01-01T08:33

沒笑沒推

By Elizabeth
at 2015-01-02T23:40

為什麼要放棄治療

By Mia
at 2015-01-05T16:12

你不懂就安靜～～～

By Dinah
at 2015-01-07T00:05

附小模女友照片就給推

By Ivy
at 2015-01-11T01:51

本來想噓但看到內文我笑了給推

By Agatha
at 2015-01-14T06:29

笑到吐給推念在你有勇氣

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-01-15T16:35

讚喔期待你的下一篇 ^_^

By Olive
at 2015-01-19T08:10

噓文救電影板!

By Hardy
at 2015-01-23T20:48

看到崩潰你是第一個

By Andrew
at 2015-01-26T20:57

哈，不噓一下對不起自己

By Margaret
at 2015-01-31T11:33

帶小模型看電影做啥?請帶1:1大模型比較壯觀

By Emma
at 2015-02-04T06:31

哈哈

By Zanna
at 2015-02-08T20:38

第一句太過份其他沒看

By Hedda
at 2015-02-10T00:50

這部片真的很厲害...沒有一篇真正的負雷，都是鬧版的= =

By Anthony
at 2015-02-11T16:37

幹瞬間被劇透

By Olga
at 2015-02-15T03:52

笑了..

By Erin
at 2015-02-19T13:31

你應該是看到山寨版的"控制"吧！

By Agatha
at 2015-02-23T16:41

神評論

By Irma
at 2015-02-23T23:02

還蠻好笑的 XD

By Elma
at 2015-02-24T23:10

有創意XD

By Brianna
at 2015-02-28T10:54

0分

By Hedy
at 2015-03-01T07:40

幹麻控制我阿公~~~>///<

By Iris
at 2015-03-04T20:03

放開樓上的阿公！

By Puput
at 2015-03-05T17:31

看ID笑了

By Iris
at 2015-03-08T22:02

右手要另外買票

By Yedda
at 2015-03-09T16:09

喔想紅對吧

By Anthony
at 2015-03-11T10:04

醒醒吧你沒有女友

By Mia
at 2015-03-11T11:45

哇~

By Kyle
at 2015-03-14T15:53

憑你? 笑了

By Elvira
at 2015-03-18T01:06

有卡債還是有卡到

By Emily
at 2015-03-20T21:52

Ryan"gasoline" XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-03-23T08:12

噓小模女友。有小模女友了不起哦

By Olivia
at 2015-03-24T00:53

小模女友?幾時可以看到你們流出的片子

By Ula
at 2015-03-27T18:49

安娜 ~~貝爾在這喔！

By Selena
at 2015-03-31T16:40

笑了所以只好推....orz

By Ursula
at 2015-04-04T16:47

大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2015-04-06T19:17

會不會連我阿罵都被控制XD

By Sandy
at 2015-04-09T15:46

這ID害我笑到噓不下去XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2015-04-11T01:31

有笑有推

By Liam
at 2015-04-15T22:44

喔

By Robert
at 2015-04-19T03:51

費雯麗！

By Thomas
at 2015-04-21T18:46

你才爛

By Freda
at 2015-04-25T15:43

想看小模女友照片～～～

By Jacob
at 2015-04-26T17:29

趕快回精神病院吧~ 不手軟2下去~

By Damian
at 2015-04-27T23:59

笑了...

By Doris
at 2015-04-29T11:29

…

By Zenobia
at 2015-05-02T18:22

沒看錯的話,閣下應該是_ _ 兒

By Lily
at 2015-05-06T09:53

好好上班吧

By Ophelia
at 2015-05-10T12:18

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Hardy
at 2015-05-13T07:39

費聞是你？

By Margaret
at 2015-05-17T07:06

你也被控制了？

By Bennie
at 2015-05-20T15:36

想控制阿公就說

By Regina
at 2015-05-22T21:47

可見你看的多認真到發文，控制這電影還真的把你控制...

By George
at 2015-05-23T02:36

小模女友?你有事嗎?

By Rachel
at 2015-05-24T02:53

精闢見解

By Ula
at 2015-05-28T23:43

原PO一定很自以為,關鍵字小模與聯貸,故意不小心透露

By Genevieve
at 2015-05-29T01:36

好像在做很厲害的事,真正厲害的人是內斂不提,絕不會

By Irma
at 2015-05-31T04:15

是個自以為的大嘴巴

By Anonymous
at 2015-06-02T18:51

你不可能有小模女友就算有也一定不正身材也不好
簡單來說就是不可能是小模

By Wallis
at 2015-06-03T01:17

為什麼現在的屁孩都放棄治療了呢

By Isla
at 2015-06-03T13:49

中二

By Joseph
at 2015-06-04T02:12

吠文

By Necoo
at 2015-06-04T04:42

企逃啊也會上ppt哦

By Tracy
at 2015-06-04T16:00

口憐…科科

By Ivy
at 2015-06-08T21:35

好啦這部片的確不適合帶女朋友看XD

By Blanche
at 2015-06-09T12:04

你有鳥讓人噓嗎

By Erin
at 2015-06-13T23:20

你是看那一片啊？？

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-06-16T18:47

你的左右手是挺小的

By Lily
at 2015-06-19T00:18

以你的標準小肥甜是超模了

By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-21T12:54

Haha

By Sarah
at 2015-06-24T18:49

反串程度請加強

By Ingrid
at 2015-06-29T03:28

幽默XD

By Jacob
at 2015-07-02T20:36

不要放棄治療阿

By Zenobia
at 2015-07-07T01:15

ㄏㄏ

By Eden
at 2015-07-07T05:06

end

By John
at 2015-07-11T00:21

不噓對不起自己

By James
at 2015-07-12T06:35

加油回去再練練吧

By Edwina
at 2015-07-13T10:30

根本沒看吧真可悲

By Charlie
at 2015-07-16T22:59

左右手可以當模特兒，手套廣告喔

By Regina
at 2015-07-20T18:24

怒噓不解釋

By Isla
at 2015-07-22T10:13

怒噓

By John
at 2015-07-24T20:54

廢文

By Catherine
at 2015-07-27T02:02

...

By Audriana
at 2015-07-31T01:35

.............來囉~~~~

By Emma
at 2015-08-03T22:59

原來是看弱智不是控制…

By Robert
at 2015-08-05T15:01

偏不噓

By Andrew
at 2015-08-05T16:17

太U默了原來我跟你看不同片子

By Hazel
at 2015-08-10T10:10

我以為我來到joke版XDD

By Rachel
at 2015-08-14T07:52

掰

By Iris
at 2015-08-15T04:08

沒認真看還好意思發廢文

By Rae
at 2015-08-20T02:04

標題讓我笑了給推

By Lily
at 2015-08-23T02:36

你跟你右手去看？

By Kama
at 2015-08-27T16:36

夠費XDD

By Susan
at 2015-08-28T05:10

看到小模覺得超假

By Ursula
at 2015-09-01T13:28

By Andy
at 2015-09-02T06:31

你不配用這個ID，快自盡吧

By Mary
at 2015-09-03T18:43

反串嗎哈哈

By George
at 2015-09-05T15:19

為什麼左右手可以當小模？

By Joseph
at 2015-09-06T22:17

天冷了買雙手套給你的小模女當新衣服吧

By David
at 2015-09-09T11:31

呵呵

By Catherine
at 2015-09-10T06:52

哥別放棄治療

By Hedda
at 2015-09-12T07:31

討噓喔xd

By George
at 2015-09-13T12:27

唉討噓

By George
at 2015-09-17T03:05

小丑

By Edwina
at 2015-09-19T20:39

小模女友圖呢？

By Joe
at 2015-09-20T18:49

國中生的新理解!!!真是人材

By Irma
at 2015-09-25T00:03

討噓，偏不給你

By Ingrid
at 2015-09-28T16:50

By Jacky
at 2015-10-02T02:02

XDD

By Heather
at 2015-10-02T12:45

恩恩

By Ethan
at 2015-10-06T18:40

噓是紅色的代表眼紅小模女友

By Hardy
at 2015-10-08T11:12

XDD

By Belly
at 2015-10-08T16:44

噓小模女友

By Agnes
at 2015-10-10T18:35

能說能懂的話嗎？還是黑心油吃太多?

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-10-11T14:15

你的小模女友是不是有30cm

By John
at 2015-10-15T12:50

突然覺得你跟那個被刺的很像欸，有像有推!!

By Frederic
at 2015-10-19T06:10

你幹嘛學人家看控制然後氣死自己?我有啥辦法...活該

By Bethany
at 2015-10-22T23:05

幻想文

By Bennie
at 2015-10-26T03:20

純噓小模女友

By Annie
at 2015-10-27T10:38

不喜歡控制+1 但嫉妒噓小模女友

By Ula
at 2015-11-01T08:31

看在你的勇氣上，來噓一個吧

By William
at 2015-11-03T14:15

幫你

By Madame
at 2015-11-06T14:03

哈哈哈哈你看哪部啊哈哈哈哈哈

By Lucy
at 2015-11-09T10:16

響應噓一下

By Anthony
at 2015-11-13T07:56

可惜我沒有笑失敗

By Dinah
at 2015-11-15T04:06

ID跟風一下好了

By Vanessa
at 2015-11-17T10:13

By Edith
at 2015-11-21T18:00

譁眾取寵

By Franklin
at 2015-11-23T17:32

國小生邏輯？

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-11-26T01:53

《有效文章》2 篇 (退:1)

By Ida
at 2015-11-28T18:12

好笑

By Ula
at 2015-11-29T03:00

是被小模女doremi 控制？

By Wallis
at 2015-12-02T06:39

討噓

By Hedda
at 2015-12-06T01:17

念在你有創意我還是不給推

By Doris
at 2015-12-08T03:17

能在電影版被噓成這樣真不簡單

By Ursula
at 2015-12-10T19:56

^_^

By Sarah
at 2015-12-13T10:05

你有病嗎?

By Doris
at 2015-12-15T03:05

時間到就該吃藥

By Connor
at 2015-12-17T05:21

賺奶粉錢壓力很大齁

By Doris
at 2015-12-18T21:24

《有效文章》2 篇 (退:1) zzzzz

By Brianna
at 2015-12-22T16:05

推一下好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2015-12-23T13:06

居然敢說我老婆Emily Ratajkowski是醜女人哼哼哼

By Megan
at 2015-12-28T07:16

XXD

By Lily
at 2016-01-01T22:29

。

By Vanessa
at 2016-01-02T06:18

勿棄療

By Daniel
at 2016-01-03T16:15

有事？

By Candice
at 2016-01-05T10:13

Pass by

By Audriana
at 2016-01-09T22:23

自以為好笑，87

By Quintina
at 2016-01-13T08:09

大膽假設你沒看就承認你只看預告片吧整場都在睡厚XD

By Quintina
at 2016-01-14T02:36

右手小模

By Donna
at 2016-01-17T19:11

現在小模這麼不挑喔

By James
at 2016-01-20T01:13

雙手小模

By Michael
at 2016-01-22T15:16

幹我一直笑XDDDDDDDD

By William
at 2016-01-24T05:58

有笑有推 XDDD

By Enid
at 2016-01-25T19:00

小模女友呵呵

By Susan
at 2016-01-26T03:38

威

By David
at 2016-01-29T10:21

哈哈哈哈ID很好笑

By Erin
at 2016-02-02T12:33

辛苦你了

By Doris
at 2016-02-03T04:59

悲慘，自以為是

By Lily
at 2016-02-03T14:27

有效有推

By Damian
at 2016-02-06T11:10

你看的真的是控制？

By Damian
at 2016-02-07T13:37

幹智障?

By Xanthe
at 2016-02-09T08:46

背包裡的黏土人嗎

By Robert
at 2016-02-13T12:47

.....

By Emily
at 2016-02-18T03:55

PTT第一噓~

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-19T10:05

.........

By Eartha
at 2016-02-23T20:20

去銀行板說自己是有夢想的MA，到電影板又幻想有小模女友，
你到底崩完了沒啊

By Genevieve
at 2016-02-25T10:52

笑了

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-26T19:54

來亂的...

By Damian
at 2016-02-29T20:07

靠北我一直笑XDDD

By Jake
at 2016-03-05T01:11

= =

By Yedda
at 2016-03-05T11:40

懂了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2016-03-07T14:44

朝聖

By Ida
at 2016-03-08T00:55

小模女友噓

By Anonymous
at 2016-03-11T05:11

哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2016-03-11T10:16

幹神評

By Jake
at 2016-03-13T20:31

補刀

控制 - 控制你阿公，什麼鳥片 - 電影

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