[新聞] Hu? Watt? I don't know - 相聲

Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2007-09-26T19:51

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※ [本文轉錄自 CLHu 看板]

作者: orion (火星上的人類學家) 看板: CLHu
標題: [新聞] Hu? Watt? I don't know
時間: Wed Sep 26 17:49:32 2007

剛剛找新聞的時候看到的,滿好笑的。不過這新聞已經有一陣子了。

http://www.suntimes.com/news/quicktakes/549688,CST-NWS-qt10.article

"The Dodgers have an 18-year-old pitcher in the minors named Michael Watt. If
Chin-lung Hu can stay with the Dodgers, and if the Dodgers someday call up
Michael Watt, and if Hu follows Watt in the order, and if both get singles. .
. ."

All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base.

No. Watt is on second base.

I'm not asking you who's on second.

Hu's on first.

I'm only asking you, who's the guy on first base?

That's right. . . .

Well. We can dream, can't we?

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Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2007-10-01T07:39
誰在一壘 什麼在二壘 三壘我不知道
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2007-10-01T15:39
剛剛找半天,今天外電都只有一兩行講到胡。
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2007-10-02T15:17
今天電視轉播賽後球評有特別提到胡 誇獎一下 順便又開他玩笑
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2007-10-05T13:00
說打完全壘打以後大家都在噓他 (boo)
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2007-10-06T06:12
為何虛他? Cuz Hu sounds like boo ?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2007-10-07T23:08
就像Moose三振完之後也會被噓XD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2007-10-08T05:16
Hu God sha ga!!!!!!!
Hu God sha ga!!!!!!
Who? Hu!! Hu!!!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2007-10-10T08:22
借轉相聲版..XD..thx
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2007-10-12T05:49
版主覺得不妥就刪除吧...這算英文版的誰在一壘嗎..
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2007-10-13T15:58
誰在一壘 好像就是英文翻過來的樣子 電影雨人裡面就有了
George avatar
By George
at 2007-10-15T00:25
好像是美國的舊喜劇裡面的橋段

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at 2007-09-26T15:48
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