方小雯之歌 美人計 - 三立

Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2011-06-10T00:01

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這是朋友剛剛看完小菲之歌之後心血來潮也跟著惡搞一下
但是他說有點弱XDD怕大家看不過癮
那麼就幫我朋友貼上~獻醜啦XDDDD

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是誰的眼神鎖定我 知道我沒做愛過
卑鄙無恥下流廢物 別跟我比你會輸
美男計點起我愛火 最愛搞些小動作
不能透漏一點線索 其實我還有子宮

Give me you, I need you, I want you
裝死只是小前戲
Give me you, I need you, I want you
捕捉你的小遊戲

漢昇 (愛啊啊啊)
你和我在這場戲
(愛啊啊啊)超乎想像FANTASY
漢昇 (愛啊啊啊) 快點趕走陳怡靜
(愛啊啊啊) 沸騰我們的婚禮

誰在偷窺我的秘密 健檢報告都加密
我只不過吃藥避孕 你也不用亂猜疑
再沒有任何的顧慮 別抗拒我的美人計
黃湯下肚你昏昏去 作了什麼你忘記

Give me you, I need you, I want you
保留一點點神秘
Give me you, I need you, I want you
其實我已經懷孕

漢昇 (愛啊啊啊)
你和我在這場戲
(愛啊啊啊)超乎想像FANTASY
漢昇 (愛啊啊啊) 快點趕走陳怡靜
(愛啊啊啊) 沸騰我們的婚禮

Welcome to my world, boys & girls
Let's get the wedding started now


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我是綾奈，但是，我不是你們所想像的美女。請不要對我抱持著太大的期待。

想像都是美好的，若您只是期望遇到美女，那麼，I'm sorry！我不是您想像中的美女。

無名 http://www.wretch.cc/blog/milkliy
噗浪 http://www.plurk.com/hiranoaya

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All Comments

Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2011-06-14T13:57
好好笑XDDD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2011-06-14T16:51
看到第四句就失守了XDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2011-06-15T07:00
誰要來一下正男之歌XD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2011-06-16T21:34
今晚是K歌之夜啊XD
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2011-06-21T05:07
讚XDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2011-06-23T16:25
期待噁海之歌XDDDDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2011-06-23T18:08
大推.只是.少了方小雯的小狼星.總覺得缺了什麼...
William avatar
By William
at 2011-06-28T02:07
哈哈哈哈
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2011-06-30T14:19
副歌合得天衣無縫阿 哈哈哈
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2011-07-05T07:13
對啊...好像深宮雯跟星星最近才是正夯配對
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2011-07-09T04:02
又跟著唱了 沸騰我們的婚禮 XDDDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2011-07-13T10:19
XDDDDDDDD 好讚！好搭
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2011-07-13T12:06
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD跟著唱起來了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2011-07-18T05:56
漢昇 愛啊啊啊 ~~ XD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2011-07-22T09:59
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好搭
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2011-07-22T21:12
今晚的PO文都好促咪喲,這首如果有猩猩就更好了XDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2011-07-27T03:11
其實第一句就是指猩猩啊
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2011-07-30T21:22
這篇小雯之歌太棒了!!!!漢昇~~愛啊啊~~
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2011-08-02T14:41
副歌超合啦XDDDDDDDDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2011-08-04T08:50
我要笑死啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2011-08-07T10:45
推阿!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2011-08-08T02:10
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2011-08-12T15:55
太讚了 ~!!
David avatar
By David
at 2011-08-15T22:03
哈哈
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2011-08-18T13:58
好好笑哦！
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2011-08-19T20:52
今晚真的是K歌之夜XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2011-08-22T23:13
一定要推XDDDDDDDDDDD太讚了!!!
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2011-08-23T19:38
漢聲XDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2011-08-28T18:37
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2011-09-01T19:51
副歌部分笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2011-09-05T02:27
(愛啊啊啊) 媽啊我快笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2011-09-08T22:03
漢昇 (愛啊啊啊) 這句超好笑
Una avatar
By Una
at 2011-09-13T05:51
哈哈哈這也太好笑了吧~可以借轉嗎?謝謝!
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2011-09-13T15:01
漢昇 (愛啊啊啊) 這句真的太好笑了原唱也超像呼喊漢昇的
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2011-09-16T09:38
漢昇 (愛啊啊啊)<===媽壓我快被這句笑死了，大概以後就
算聽到原唱，腦海中也會浮出這句吧XDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2011-09-16T11:22
太讚了！！！！！跟著唱都笑翻了XDDD
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2011-09-20T16:16
哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2011-09-25T01:29
也太強了吧XDDDDDDDDDD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2011-09-27T16:50
哈哈哈 這篇跟上篇的小菲之歌都超好笑
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2011-09-29T13:13
XDDDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2011-10-04T10:05
知道我沒做愛過 Give me you, I need you, I want you....
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2011-10-09T01:23
猩猩 漢昇
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2011-10-09T07:47
埃唷　真是超有才華的！　快被笑死～
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2011-10-09T17:42
副歌害我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2011-10-10T20:18
good!!!!
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2011-10-14T20:16
太有才了! 誰來演唱一下
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2011-10-17T11:23
太好笑了~XDDDDDDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2011-10-19T18:11
鄉民真是太有才了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2011-10-23T15:31
曲是?
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2011-10-28T09:16
和標題一樣
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2011-10-31T02:22
漢昇 (愛啊啊啊) XDDD太好笑了啦XDD
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2011-10-31T22:04
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2011-11-02T04:01
太有才了XDDDD
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2011-11-05T16:45
推推~
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2011-11-06T13:14
大推!!超好笑的!! XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2011-11-08T14:17
太天才了哈XD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2011-11-12T23:04
XDDDD 推太有才了
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2011-11-17T04:56
很好笑XDDDDDD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2011-11-21T17:42
太厲害了哈哈哈哈哈哈
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2011-11-22T20:10
漢昇 (愛啊啊啊) 這太好笑了XD
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2011-11-25T10:17
健檢報告加密XDDDDDDDDD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2011-11-26T16:49
哈哈哈哈 https://noxiv.com

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