最後的絕地武士就是不行 - 電影
By Elvira
at 2019-11-03T01:42
at 2019-11-03T01:42
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※ 引述《warmanherry (哈密瓜超人)》之銘言:
: 防雷
: 論破,最後的絕地武士就是一坨屎
: 我覺得整齣戲已經全背離了原本的星戰路線
: 裡面充處著就只有硬要塞進去的DISNEY笑點,還有一堆莫名其妙的梗
: 韓索羅跟路克變成免洗NPC就算了,麗亞突然來一招太空飄移是殺小?
: 陸克開完3D投影然後被THANOS彈指變成灰
: 腦衝飛行員突然變得憂國憂民,整部電影都不知道在幹嘛的FINN
: 然後你要這些人接續星戰的承先啟後,DISNEY你腦袋裝大便啊???
其實
2年前在戲院時看到這一場戲時,感到很興奮!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXP6DO-XFPk
Kylo Ren vs Luke
為什麼呢?
大家還記得迪士尼三部曲開始前,不是有整理出SWI~VI SAGA裏頭,
光劍七型嗎?
其中歐比王是堪稱"鐵龜型"的..某型 3還4,忘了 (安納金則是5型)
我以為此時路克回去練了歐比王的鐵龜型,
幾分鐘後證明,我根本想太多,
米老鼠真的把所有SW的元素洗排洗光光..
Fxxk.
--
什麼?
15 比 4 ??!!
--
: 防雷
: 論破,最後的絕地武士就是一坨屎
: 我覺得整齣戲已經全背離了原本的星戰路線
: 裡面充處著就只有硬要塞進去的DISNEY笑點,還有一堆莫名其妙的梗
: 韓索羅跟路克變成免洗NPC就算了,麗亞突然來一招太空飄移是殺小?
: 陸克開完3D投影然後被THANOS彈指變成灰
: 腦衝飛行員突然變得憂國憂民,整部電影都不知道在幹嘛的FINN
: 然後你要這些人接續星戰的承先啟後,DISNEY你腦袋裝大便啊???
其實
2年前在戲院時看到這一場戲時,感到很興奮!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXP6DO-XFPk
為什麼呢?
大家還記得迪士尼三部曲開始前,不是有整理出SWI~VI SAGA裏頭,
光劍七型嗎?
其中歐比王是堪稱"鐵龜型"的..某型 3還4,忘了 (安納金則是5型)
我以為此時路克回去練了歐比王的鐵龜型,
幾分鐘後證明,我根本想太多,
米老鼠真的把所有SW的元素洗排洗光光..
Fxxk.
--
什麼?
15 比 4 ??!!
--
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