李奧納多最好笑的梗是什麼? - 電影

By Daph Bay
at 2016-03-01T21:18
at 2016-03-01T21:18
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※ 引述《zxc25678 (hello)》之銘言:
: "Hey Leo. Wanna hear a joke?"
: Leo:"Sure why not?"
: "Oscar."
: Leo:"I don't get it."
: "Exactly."
after all of this...
"Hey Leo. Wanna hear a joke?"
Leo:"Sure why not?"
"Oscar."
Leo:"I get it. :P"
"Bingo!"
--
唐天寶年間,胡人安祿山為三鎮節度使,擁兵自重,權傾一時。祿山甚好楊貴妃雙乳,但
知褻帝妃唯死罪,久藏淫念於中。祿山與高力士暢飲於亭,祿山丈酒意,盡訴夙願。力士
允諾,索萬金為酬。力士暗配癢癢水與宮女,待貴妃沐浴,塗其內衣。貴妃著衣後甚癢,
急召御醫入宮。御醫受力士賄,稟玄宗,非胡人涎不可治。力士預藏解藥於祿山嘴。玄宗
急召祿山入宮,舐貴妃胸。祿山滿足其慾,貴妃亦癒。力士急索其償,祿山欲賴之。力士
憤而離去。力士又暗配癢癢水與宮女,待玄宗沐浴,塗其內褲。翌日,玄宗急召祿山入宮
--
: "Hey Leo. Wanna hear a joke?"
: Leo:"Sure why not?"
: "Oscar."
: Leo:"I don't get it."
: "Exactly."
after all of this...
"Hey Leo. Wanna hear a joke?"
Leo:"Sure why not?"
"Oscar."
Leo:"I get it. :P"
"Bingo!"
--
唐天寶年間,胡人安祿山為三鎮節度使,擁兵自重,權傾一時。祿山甚好楊貴妃雙乳,但
知褻帝妃唯死罪,久藏淫念於中。祿山與高力士暢飲於亭,祿山丈酒意,盡訴夙願。力士
允諾,索萬金為酬。力士暗配癢癢水與宮女,待貴妃沐浴,塗其內衣。貴妃著衣後甚癢,
急召御醫入宮。御醫受力士賄,稟玄宗,非胡人涎不可治。力士預藏解藥於祿山嘴。玄宗
急召祿山入宮,舐貴妃胸。祿山滿足其慾,貴妃亦癒。力士急索其償,祿山欲賴之。力士
憤而離去。力士又暗配癢癢水與宮女,待玄宗沐浴,塗其內褲。翌日,玄宗急召祿山入宮
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