死侍 - 電影

By Jake
at 2016-02-13T12:22

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整部片就沒什麼邏輯，格局小。

整場打嘴炮就好了，動不動就說要打槍。

演了一小時多只看你尻過一次而已。標準出一張嘴。

看到一半就知道後面在演什麼了。

整形失敗變成打槍臉不是很好嗎？公然性暗示還不會被告你要知足

妓女女友一年幹到爽根本等同年薪百萬你還奢求什麼？

演員演技還有待加強，尤其鋼人。表情可以再僵硬一點。

主角整場就不知所云，一些可有可無的笑話就省下吧。

整場說要尻槍結果跟失明阿婆共處一室你也不敢上？有色無膽的廢物。

如果學金鋼狼裡面的死侍把嘴巴縫起來，再尻槍尻個一小時半我大概會給普雷。

片尾彩蛋也是浪費大家時間。當觀眾的時間不是時間？

這大概是我看過marvel系列裡面最爛最沒營養的一部。

這次marvel讓我挺失望的。

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Tags: 電影

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By William
at 2016-02-16T07:16

DP：謝謝稱讚

By Jacky
at 2016-02-17T21:12

D P本來就一張嘴

By Hedda
at 2016-02-19T15:34

這篇是好雷XDDD

By Michael
at 2016-02-23T14:07

看完這篇就知道拍的非常成功XD

By Thomas
at 2016-02-27T21:58

越來越想看了@ @

By Quanna
at 2016-03-02T22:47

鋼人表情XDD

By Annie
at 2016-03-06T10:14

死侍的特色和優點都讓你給說粗乃惹

By Vanessa
at 2016-03-08T17:16

成功

By Robert
at 2016-03-09T20:53

鋼人的表情wwwwww

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-03-12T12:40

本文章轉自「那些電影教會我的事」

By Liam
at 2016-03-15T03:50

反串成功給推

By Ula
at 2016-03-18T04:40

DP表示

By William
at 2016-03-22T17:09

這評語對DP根本就是讚美啊XD

By Freda
at 2016-03-24T22:28

是我誤解錯還是你想上失明阿婆

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-03-25T05:39

肯定沒看原作

By Aaliyah
at 2016-03-27T20:55

推四樓

By Valerie
at 2016-03-31T16:39

標題騙人，這分明好雷文

By Andrew
at 2016-04-03T05:01

是分類

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-04-07T15:23

你在模仿死侍哦！

By Frederica
at 2016-04-09T18:47

反串

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-11T07:14

你得到它了

By Olive
at 2016-04-15T07:22

優質反串文

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-20T02:14

感謝你的推薦，這部必看！

By Gary
at 2016-04-23T11:58

超反串XDDDDD

By Cara
at 2016-04-27T02:06

讚美文XDD

By Cara
at 2016-04-30T03:19

多謝反串XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ivy
at 2016-05-02T22:13

鋼人的表情害我笑死

By Andrew
at 2016-05-03T06:51

標準DP粉 XD

By Belly
at 2016-05-07T03:50

雷還是去看

By Hazel
at 2016-05-07T05:10

很明顯你根本就是DP粉推廣DP來著的XD

By Megan
at 2016-05-10T10:53

你完全看進心裡了他就是要你這樣覺得XDDDD

By Eartha
at 2016-05-15T06:21

你都推薦成這樣了我一定會撥空去看的

By Olive
at 2016-05-15T11:54

鋼人的表情XDDD反串給推

By Necoo
at 2016-05-16T20:41

電影跟文章都廢，你沒有白看XD

By Tom
at 2016-05-21T17:53

你想上失明阿婆xd

By Ina
at 2016-05-26T12:42

感謝好雷推

By Daniel
at 2016-05-30T21:57

By Caroline
at 2016-05-31T08:53

高級反串

By Emma
at 2016-06-01T19:12

DP:你超哈我我知道啦（手比愛心）

By John
at 2016-06-06T07:50

猛

By Emma
at 2016-06-07T20:41

真不巧的是...你這大負雷對DP是大好雷= =...

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-10T02:05

XDDD

By Brianna
at 2016-06-12T08:23

標準反串

By Tracy
at 2016-06-16T21:21

XDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2016-06-19T09:37

鋼人的表情XDDDD

By Ursula
at 2016-06-24T03:08

表情僵硬XDDD

By Kristin
at 2016-06-28T16:45

鋼人表情僵硬XDDDD 害我大笑

By Blanche
at 2016-07-03T11:20

U質好文

By Ethan
at 2016-07-06T17:49

你就是dp吧

By Ethan
at 2016-07-11T00:33

看dp就是要看他出ㄧ張嘴啊不然要幹嘛

By Madame
at 2016-07-13T14:25

謝謝推薦

By Hedy
at 2016-07-16T01:23

反串成功

By Elizabeth
at 2016-07-19T06:28

感謝好雷!

By Isla
at 2016-07-24T00:17

廣告文..

By Andrew
at 2016-07-24T21:28

可是這不是MARVEL拍的電影版權在FOX

By Ethan
at 2016-07-29T00:12

這篇是廣告文!?

By Rae
at 2016-07-31T13:01

必看XDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2016-08-04T05:30

標準反串～

By Jake
at 2016-08-05T09:26

你是DP本人吧XD

By George
at 2016-08-08T02:33

I like it

By Rachel
at 2016-08-12T06:38

乾你是DP吧wwwww

By Olivia
at 2016-08-16T10:52

死侍4ni?

By Susan
at 2016-08-20T00:44

反串？

By Queena
at 2016-08-24T05:12

神文推

By Isabella
at 2016-08-28T09:08

推，我就不相信每個進去看電影的都是漫畫迷

By Kelly
at 2016-09-01T21:41

反串能力有待加強...........

By Leila
at 2016-09-05T20:33

這篇批評是DP體啊！！

By Sarah
at 2016-09-08T01:15

死侍： nice~~~~ bro ~~~~~~~

By Hardy
at 2016-09-09T21:25

你是DP吧

By Mia
at 2016-09-14T20:18

衝著這篇文我今天就不跟我女朋友去看了

By Harry
at 2016-09-15T05:14

是看得出來在反串啦給43.5分

By Isabella
at 2016-09-19T21:20

話說，鋼人全片都是CG ，而且演員沒有做表情追蹤。

By Donna
at 2016-09-21T18:32

絕對是反串！！鋼人表情僵硬哈哈哈

By John
at 2016-09-22T08:50

導演看了應該很開心，代表拍的很成功

By Belly
at 2016-09-26T14:51

肯定是dp本人

By Dinah
at 2016-09-28T08:49

反串成功XDDD

By Necoo
at 2016-09-29T17:10

你的反串非常好呀!!!

By Edwina
at 2016-10-02T20:03

無法同意你更多

By Michael
at 2016-10-03T02:11

就很普通的老梗美式電影囉~

By Margaret
at 2016-10-03T03:27

DP找大學生演就好了阿

死侍 - 電影

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