殭屍....看到窮雞睡著.... - 電影

By Lydia
at 2013-11-13T18:26
at 2013-11-13T18:26
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話說昨天窮雞去看殭屍,
一整個無言,
電影節奏好緩慢,但是卻一點也嗅不出嚇大大的氣氛!
當窮雞看到黑白道士大大聯手把雙生女鬼捉進衣櫃時,窮雞忍不住就睡著啦!
中途迷迷糊糊,窮雞好像依稀看到是有人類大大要強暴雙生女性人類大大之一,
結果那個人類大大就被受強暴大大的孿生姊妹大大給拿刀刺死了....
後來雙生女性人類大大一個上吊,一個則倒在血泊中!
窮雞一度還以為是被強暴的那個大大受辱之後先上吊自殺,她的孿生姊妹大大(那個拿刀
刺死強暴者大大的大大)看到了很傷心才自己切腹自殺....
結果到後來窮雞迷迷糊糊中好像有看到,似乎是那個很生氣拿刀刺死強暴者大大的女性
人類大大因為行刺時是從強暴者大大的背後抱住強暴者大大然後手臂向內揮刺,以至於
刺太深而刺到自己好多刀,把自己給刺死了,她的孿生姊妹大大(那個被強暴的大大)看
了很傷心,才上吊自殺的....
這是什麼跟什麼嘛,有女性人類大大要殺一個男性人類大大是這樣殺的嗎?!
這樣殺是要怎麼施力?!
刺傷了自己都沒感覺嗎?!?!
窮雞實在要說,這一整個不合邏輯!!!
總之,窮雞面對如此令窮雞想睡的電影,一整個邊看邊睡,
一直到快最後了,窮雞才被劇中人物大大所說的一句台詞嚇醒!!!!
窮雞確定窮雞有聽到電影中有人類大大喊出「薄一波」,
窮雞被「薄一波」這個名字嚇醒了!!
接著電影就是一陣打鬥,然後所有的大大們都跳樓了....
最後又回到了錢小豪大大來租房子的場景,
那個白道士被人類大大用筷子砸......
這究竟是什麼跟什麼???
電影散場後,窮雞一直問身旁的小母雞,為什麼電影中會提到「薄一波」,
和前一陣子很夯的「薄熙來」或「薄瓜瓜」、「谷開來」有關嗎?真的好怪啊!
結果小母雞很生氣,叫窮雞要睡覺回家睡,不要來電影院花錢打呼!
一直到現在都不理窮雞中....
窮雞又不是故意的!這電影實在....真無言....
有大大可以幫窮雞解惑嗎?
這部電影為什麼會扯到「薄一波」?
別跟窮雞說是窮雞睡夢中的幻聽啊,窮雞確定有這句台詞,而且劇中人這句話中應該只
單叫了這個名字!
真的有夠怪!!
窮雞難得誠心發問,窮雞感恩....
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一整個無言,
電影節奏好緩慢,但是卻一點也嗅不出嚇大大的氣氛!
當窮雞看到黑白道士大大聯手把雙生女鬼捉進衣櫃時,窮雞忍不住就睡著啦!
中途迷迷糊糊,窮雞好像依稀看到是有人類大大要強暴雙生女性人類大大之一,
結果那個人類大大就被受強暴大大的孿生姊妹大大給拿刀刺死了....
後來雙生女性人類大大一個上吊,一個則倒在血泊中!
窮雞一度還以為是被強暴的那個大大受辱之後先上吊自殺,她的孿生姊妹大大(那個拿刀
刺死強暴者大大的大大)看到了很傷心才自己切腹自殺....
結果到後來窮雞迷迷糊糊中好像有看到,似乎是那個很生氣拿刀刺死強暴者大大的女性
人類大大因為行刺時是從強暴者大大的背後抱住強暴者大大然後手臂向內揮刺,以至於
刺太深而刺到自己好多刀,把自己給刺死了,她的孿生姊妹大大(那個被強暴的大大)看
了很傷心,才上吊自殺的....
這是什麼跟什麼嘛,有女性人類大大要殺一個男性人類大大是這樣殺的嗎?!
這樣殺是要怎麼施力?!
刺傷了自己都沒感覺嗎?!?!
窮雞實在要說,這一整個不合邏輯!!!
總之,窮雞面對如此令窮雞想睡的電影,一整個邊看邊睡,
一直到快最後了,窮雞才被劇中人物大大所說的一句台詞嚇醒!!!!
窮雞確定窮雞有聽到電影中有人類大大喊出「薄一波」,
窮雞被「薄一波」這個名字嚇醒了!!
接著電影就是一陣打鬥,然後所有的大大們都跳樓了....
最後又回到了錢小豪大大來租房子的場景,
那個白道士被人類大大用筷子砸......
這究竟是什麼跟什麼???
電影散場後,窮雞一直問身旁的小母雞,為什麼電影中會提到「薄一波」,
和前一陣子很夯的「薄熙來」或「薄瓜瓜」、「谷開來」有關嗎?真的好怪啊!
結果小母雞很生氣,叫窮雞要睡覺回家睡,不要來電影院花錢打呼!
一直到現在都不理窮雞中....
窮雞又不是故意的!這電影實在....真無言....
有大大可以幫窮雞解惑嗎?
這部電影為什麼會扯到「薄一波」?
別跟窮雞說是窮雞睡夢中的幻聽啊,窮雞確定有這句台詞,而且劇中人這句話中應該只
單叫了這個名字!
真的有夠怪!!
窮雞難得誠心發問,窮雞感恩....
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