浪費兩個多小時的星際效應 - 電影

By Noah
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這次完全沒看預告
也沒看這部片到底在演什麼
只知道是科幻片
然後看板上一堆星際文
就跑去看了
沒想到
超後悔....寧願花兩個小時在別的事情上
先說一開始的用二進位傳送座標
好
到結局發現 是男主角自己引誘男主角到NASA去的
結果
一去 遇到教授 然後教授就叫他開太空梭
會不會進展太快?
有錢蓋太空梭 沒錢培訓人才喔?
剛好一個似乎被淘汰(墜機過,劇情沒交代清楚)
的前駕駛員路過,就叫他來開
還不用培訓 過幾天直接飛
連現代的飛機換飛機都要轉訓了
太空梭這麼隨便飛喔
從一開始的農業田園電影
到這邊直接硬凹開始接成科幻片
到星球二選一那邊
安海瑟威在那邊講愛
內心真的是在喊E04想往他頭上巴下去
選擇錯誤會關係到人類存亡
結果這個傢伙在那邊天真無邪眼神發光的說
愛超越次元 我遵從我的內心 我的渴望
是要把全人類的命運都賭在你的發情上嗎
這段真的有夠智障..
二選一後星球上的科學家
說是十二個人裡面最優秀的
結果蠢到開門自爆
這不就是普羅米修斯裡面
大家都在吐槽的
身為科學家卻做一堆蠢事嗎
根本為了劇情需要而發蠢
總之最後再怎麼絕望
我想應該還是會像LIS太空號那樣
有扭轉時空的劇情或道具出現
根本是所謂的God from machine
反正大家不知道黑洞裡長什麼樣子
怎樣掰都可以
剛好圓開頭傳送二進位碼的梗
有的觀眾就會覺得
唉唷 好有深度喔。鋪梗鋪這麼久。
進完黑洞 解完任務之後
突然漂浮在宇宙中被太空船救起 整個莫名其妙 導演說了算
最後要去找女主角....
在他們體會的時間長度來說
兩人相處的時間應該不到一天吧
根本沒有感情基礎
尤其是半天前還在哭爸說我相信愛超越維度等等棄人類於不顧的廢話
就讓她死在她喜歡的科學家的星球上就好了
實在搞不懂弄得很悲壯放音樂弄得兩人感情好像很濃厚
根本就是特效加強版+包裝進階科學理論的LIS太空號....
(最後一樣是扭轉時空跑回過去拯救大家....)
--
也沒看這部片到底在演什麼
只知道是科幻片
然後看板上一堆星際文
就跑去看了
沒想到
超後悔....寧願花兩個小時在別的事情上
先說一開始的用二進位傳送座標
好
到結局發現 是男主角自己引誘男主角到NASA去的
結果
一去 遇到教授 然後教授就叫他開太空梭
會不會進展太快?
有錢蓋太空梭 沒錢培訓人才喔?
剛好一個似乎被淘汰(墜機過,劇情沒交代清楚)
的前駕駛員路過,就叫他來開
還不用培訓 過幾天直接飛
連現代的飛機換飛機都要轉訓了
太空梭這麼隨便飛喔
從一開始的農業田園電影
到這邊直接硬凹開始接成科幻片
到星球二選一那邊
安海瑟威在那邊講愛
內心真的是在喊E04想往他頭上巴下去
選擇錯誤會關係到人類存亡
結果這個傢伙在那邊天真無邪眼神發光的說
愛超越次元 我遵從我的內心 我的渴望
是要把全人類的命運都賭在你的發情上嗎
這段真的有夠智障..
二選一後星球上的科學家
說是十二個人裡面最優秀的
結果蠢到開門自爆
這不就是普羅米修斯裡面
大家都在吐槽的
身為科學家卻做一堆蠢事嗎
根本為了劇情需要而發蠢
總之最後再怎麼絕望
我想應該還是會像LIS太空號那樣
有扭轉時空的劇情或道具出現
根本是所謂的God from machine
反正大家不知道黑洞裡長什麼樣子
怎樣掰都可以
剛好圓開頭傳送二進位碼的梗
有的觀眾就會覺得
唉唷 好有深度喔。鋪梗鋪這麼久。
進完黑洞 解完任務之後
突然漂浮在宇宙中被太空船救起 整個莫名其妙 導演說了算
最後要去找女主角....
在他們體會的時間長度來說
兩人相處的時間應該不到一天吧
根本沒有感情基礎
尤其是半天前還在哭爸說我相信愛超越維度等等棄人類於不顧的廢話
就讓她死在她喜歡的科學家的星球上就好了
實在搞不懂弄得很悲壯放音樂弄得兩人感情好像很濃厚
根本就是特效加強版+包裝進階科學理論的LIS太空號....
(最後一樣是扭轉時空跑回過去拯救大家....)
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