為了續集拍而拍的復仇者聯盟3 - 電影

William avatar
By William
at 2018-04-26T08:17

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昨天呢

本人 金融界菁英

山很高那葛

收到復仇者聯盟3的貴賓票

因為我是菁英嘛!!!

所以我就帶我的小模女友去看了

哀 要不是有人給票還真不想看這種芭樂片


結果越看越火!!!!!


片頭!!!!!!

洛基就被黃金聖鬥士薩諾斯打死了!!!!!!!!!!!

索爾還少一隻眼

誰知道他什麼時候瞎掉的啊!!!!!!!!

一點前情提要都沒有

爛!!!!!!!!!!!!!

害我小模女友看不懂 片頭就開始偷摸我下面

嘻嘻


中間!!!!

演什麼忘記了!!!!

因為小模女友一直摸一直摸

害我不能專心!!!!!!!!!

只知道是爛片!!!!!!



片尾!!!!!!!!!

居然一堆人都變成沙子不見了

太爛了吧!!!!!!!!!!!

我一下就看穿了

根本是為了拍續集硬生出來的片子

爛!!!!!!!!!!

有種不要拆成上下集阿



浪費我時間

我要去跟小模女友打炮了

大家再見

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Tags: 電影

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By Catherine
at 2018-05-01T05:47
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By Tom
at 2018-05-02T18:22
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at 2018-05-05T10:53
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By Dorothy
at 2018-05-08T21:18
8888
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By Odelette
at 2018-05-12T04:15
:)
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By Anonymous
at 2018-05-12T16:39
在人類世界感覺不到溫暖嗎
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By Erin
at 2018-05-15T06:37
幫補血
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By Mia
at 2018-05-15T17:17
嗯嗯
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By Erin
at 2018-05-18T01:26
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By Hardy
at 2018-05-18T19:42
哈哈哈哈哈
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By Puput
at 2018-05-20T16:12
背景與女友很重要嗎?
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By Queena
at 2018-05-22T03:57
.....
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By Charlotte
at 2018-05-22T23:37
...
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2018-05-24T17:56
蠻悲哀的其實
George avatar
By George
at 2018-05-24T23:27
索爾早就瞎了啊
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2018-05-27T03:06
這已經跟電影無關了 跟人素養有關
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-05-27T09:47
還以為來到八卦版了
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By George
at 2018-05-27T12:23
88
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By Delia
at 2018-05-30T10:04
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By Ethan
at 2018-05-31T07:22
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By Belly
at 2018-06-04T07:12
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By Carol
at 2018-06-06T22:00
然後你幻想的女友下面有沒有彈出來
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By Steve
at 2018-06-10T11:12
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By Olga
at 2018-06-10T15:31
甲甲的
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By Rosalind
at 2018-06-10T17:20
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By Ethan
at 2018-06-13T14:27
自己沒看前面電影在那邊
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By Tracy
at 2018-06-14T01:46
嗯 已閱
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By Dinah
at 2018-06-16T06:02
我也來
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By Donna
at 2018-06-19T23:27
這不能永桶?
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By Isla
at 2018-06-21T16:51
唉可以自己滾嘛
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By James
at 2018-06-26T04:41
為了耍腦而腦的發文
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By Thomas
at 2018-06-27T15:35
醒了沒
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By Candice
at 2018-06-27T17:11
銅五等級費雯,加油好嗎
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By Mason
at 2018-06-29T09:05
0分
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By Audriana
at 2018-07-02T20:19
不好笑
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By Frederica
at 2018-07-03T00:39
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By Daph Bay
at 2018-07-04T07:09
魯到爆
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By Erin
at 2018-07-05T05:23
可憐
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By Quanna
at 2018-07-08T12:53
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By Isla
at 2018-07-11T12:44
幫補血
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By Lydia
at 2018-07-15T21:35
跟左手打砲哦?可憐
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2018-07-20T21:02
笑死XD 自以為能嘲諷別人 其實都把你當幼稚園狂甲看
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By Eartha
at 2018-07-22T08:41
噓噓噓噓噓
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By Ivy
at 2018-07-23T23:07
悲哀…
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By Daniel
at 2018-07-28T14:44
嗯 感謝你前兩句就告訴大家這是廢文不用看了
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By Andrew
at 2018-07-31T10:23
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By Barb Cronin
at 2018-08-03T23:43
比劇透的還可悲欸哈哈
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By Edwina
at 2018-08-08T06:21
一大早紅的喜氣
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By Michael
at 2018-08-11T05:53
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By Skylar Davis
at 2018-08-12T08:29
板主要不要處理一下
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By Ursula
at 2018-08-15T11:54
秀下限
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By Gary
at 2018-08-16T10:26
你菁英?你是沒看過真的菁英吧......
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-08-16T13:13
連山很高的都能拿出來說嘴 真是廢到笑了XD
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2018-08-16T17:26
你可能打錯字了 菁英打反了
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By Daph Bay
at 2018-08-18T13:11
!!!!!
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By Vanessa
at 2018-08-22T11:14
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By Irma
at 2018-08-26T17:09
你是硬頸吧
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By Adele
at 2018-08-31T17:06
:)
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By Hedda
at 2018-09-03T03:17
哩系勒供三小
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By Emma
at 2018-09-03T14:22
有人能翻譯一下他想表達什麼嗎
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By Daph Bay
at 2018-09-07T09:27
優質文哈哈
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By Catherine
at 2018-09-10T05:53
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By Regina
at 2018-09-14T11:47
這篇不會是最後一篇負雷文,本週六日才是爆量的時候
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By Selena
at 2018-09-18T08:51
當小丑還被噓幫你補血
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By Elma
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at 2018-09-24T11:08
88
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By Kelly
at 2018-09-28T02:25
可憐肥宅 社會邊緣人
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By Tom
at 2018-09-29T08:35
女友是小模真可憐
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By Todd Johnson
at 2018-10-03T17:21
幽默
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By Ursula
at 2018-10-06T02:31
好可悲的人...
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at 2018-10-09T17:46
你媽看到這篇一定以你為榮
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By Ethan
at 2018-10-12T08:06
慢走不送喔啾咪
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可憐
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Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-10-20T03:38
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By Todd Johnson
at 2018-10-21T20:46
你又要發續集嗎
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By Caroline
at 2018-10-22T06:02
低能文章浪費時間
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By Freda
at 2018-10-24T17:24
你讓我笑了,推一個
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By Odelette
at 2018-10-28T09:12
沒噓到補噓:)
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不送
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at 2018-10-30T02:43
不送
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悲哀
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廢文 88
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魯味都飄出來了
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可憐
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By Tracy
at 2018-11-16T15:09
錯版
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By Wallis
at 2018-11-20T05:12
其實你只是在幻想!真可憐
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By James
at 2018-11-24T05:58
88 當個版嗎
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By Olga
at 2018-11-28T13:40
反串工讀生
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By Sandy
at 2018-12-02T01:32
就叫你要吃藥了吼
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醒了嗎
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真的可憐
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這個也能po喔 快劣退啊
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By Dorothy
at 2018-12-20T01:31
好笑?鬧版的請桶吧
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無聊
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....
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有笑但不推
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滾回去西斯版
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at 2019-01-04T16:26
這個人真的好可憐 誰來幫他付錢帶他去看醫生
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By Gary
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?
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By Eden
at 2019-01-10T22:42
我覺得蠻歡樂的啊 他正看著我們噓文大笑呢 偏要給
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?????
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笑死
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蠻好笑的
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幹你娘超季掰滾
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...
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好笑喔 推
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廢到笑 給推
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想釣魚?
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頗有創意
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Ok
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小女友摸半天只摸到癬。

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