無意間看到的...如何成為老何真男人 - CSI

Cara · 2007-01-25

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WikiHow給你十個步驟讓你成為真男人老何！
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Just-Like-Horatio-Caine

Steps：
1.First you’ll want to develop an air of mystery about yourself. You don’t
want to blabber. Mysterious people don’t have loose tongues.
2.Have someone call you by the first letter in your name. This is an essential
in becoming Horatio.
(要是名字剛好是O開頭一叫大家都誤會你身體不舒服了)
3.Get a chemistry degree.
(這個有困難到... 囧)
4.Rarely smile or laugh.
(遇到婦孺時要發出光輝)
5.You’ll want to stand with your hands on your hips a lot of the time while
you stare off into the distance.
6.Get yourself a group of ‘followers’ to report to you.
7.Read the book of ‘How to never be wrong in any situation’.
( XDDDDD 這個有諷刺到)
8.Fall secretly in love with your brother’s widow.
(但是只准娶下屬的癌末姐妹)
9.Never wear short sleeves, you must remain a demeanor of ‘cool’ no matter
the temperature.
10.Speak…your words…in disjointed sentences. (This makes you sound mysterious
and intelligent.)
(這個大家最了解了)

Tips：
‧Put your sunglasses on in a manner that no one else does.
(用腳趾夾著不知道算不算)

Things You'll Need ：
‧Buy hair dye (a light ginger red color)
(注意！頭髮分線的地方髮線還要特別高！)
‧Buy a Hummer
‧Buy Silhouette sunglasses
‧A gun
‧Badge
‧All knowing power

這裡有個老何開場大串連的影片...如果你忘記老何是多麼的帥，
這個可以幫助你一下！
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948