﹝無聊﹞也是40年後 - 三立

By Caroline
at 2011-04-13T04:16
at 2011-04-13T04:16
Table of Contents
客廳………昏暗的燈光…….突然一亮
△漢昇(74)開車門上樓,小雯倚門怒瞪
小雯(71):「你說現在幾點了 你把這個家當旅館嗎! 現在才死回來….
你就這麼不想看見我嘛! 也不進我房門!
你都退休了不用出國 也不安份一點多待在家裡~~
我看你還能拿什麼當理由敷衍偶~~ (╯‵□′)╯ ~╩╩ 」(憤怒的表情做足)
漢昇(74):「噓~小聲點 佳虹和孫子們都在睡覺 女兒女婿明早還要起來上班」
小雯(71):「對啦 你寧願去騙孫都不理我 我對你就這麼沒意義嗎
你寧願對著佳虹那個老啪呆講話 都不來我房裡!!」
漢昇(74):「這…我就算有心,也無力了…..
我買了雞塊、小籠包、有機紅豆鬆糕 太黏了我假牙不方便吃 一起吃?」
小雯(71):「這….還差不多...*>﹏<*」(小雯阿嬤(71)嬌嗔的表情做足)
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佳虹、棠棠、女婿下樓
咦~爸媽還沒睡喔~~一群人一起吃點心中.....
佳虹(63):「紅豆鬆餅好好吃 不輸給正男做的餅耶」
小雯(71)怒:「妳又皮癢! 我不是說這個家裡不准提李正男嗎」
阿彩二號(未知)勸:「太太 佳虹腦子不正常別跟她計較」
△棠棠拍背(45):「媽別氣別氣」
小雯(71):「她跟妳那死鬼老爸串通好的~~就會氣我!
李正男李正男…..我才是這個家的女主人!!」
漢昇(74):「妳有這麼多不滿那就離婚吧~ 真的…不會有人阻擋妳 」(死人表情做足)
小雯(71)又軟聲了:「可是……棠棠需要一個完整的家阿~」(慌張表情做足)
棠棠(45):「媽…..我這年紀沒差了……… ╮(╯ˍ╰)╭ 」(無奈表情做足)
小雯(71)再接再厲:「那也是為了孫子好阿~ 他們一定希望爺爺奶奶是恩愛的
不要讓孫子活在爺奶不恩愛的家庭下,好不好~」(懇求表情做足)
女婿(4X):「媽 其實孩子們每天看妳打罵佳虹阿嬤….怨爸不理妳….天天噴火..
都看到怕了….」
小雯怒(71):「都是佳虹害的,孫子才會跟我不親!!
都怪佳虹給孩子們看什麼虎姑婆吃小孩手指卡滋卡滋
還有大野狼假扮小紅帽奶奶想吃掉小紅帽的童話故事
一切都是佳虹的陰謀~她分明是李正男派來的臥底!
她故意的!她想陷害我!都是她挑撥我和孫子們的感情!
他們以前不知道跟我多親...越大越疏離我....
都怪佳虹洗腦! 都是她害的!」
△ 小雯憤怒地瞇起眼睛 順便推一下老花眼鏡
佳虹(63):「太太 我會乖 不要打我~~~」
小雯(71):「明天早餐不准給她吃!」
棠棠(45):「媽 好了啦 正男媽媽沒錯佳虹也沒錯阿 媽不要再怨了啦 爸就那樣阿」
阿彩二號(未知):「太太 佳虹該換紙尿布了 我帶她去換」(腦萎縮尿失禁也來的特別早)
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然後阿彩、佳虹、棠棠、女婿都藉故開溜了
蕭漢昇跑去跟孫子睡
小雯:「40年了..40年了….等著…給我等著 …
總有一天我會得到我應得的……該是我的就會是我的
我絕對不會放棄 我一定要繼續爭取」
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推 julia508:這個系列文我好欣賞喔 哈哈 讚 04/13 04:2
推 ax113:不推對不起版大 太好笑了這一集更好笑 老雯的執念~ 04/13 05:23
推 funnyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好有畫面 04/13 06:49
推 tktoii:一早就看到這麼有趣的文章..真的要努力推好多下..推推.. 04/13 07:21
推 icion:漢昇不是買紅豆鬆糕嗎? 怎麼佳虹吃的是紅豆鬆餅? 04/13 07:21
推 JCeve:太好笑了~~~。XDDD 04/13 08:20
推 pachi0831:好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 08:52
推 keikolin:好笑~XD 讚喔! 04/13 09:16
推 illiway:佳虹不要尿失禁啊啊 04/13 09:44
推 luaniu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 09:48
推 royis:好好笑 04/13 09:53
推 langrisser:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 10:01
→ langrisser:女婿可以寫是浩浩 XD 04/13 10:03
推 thisbook:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 10:06
推 susan750:老雯的執念XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這系列太好笑了XDDDDDDDDD 04/13 10:28
※ 編輯: pttnobody 來自: 180.176.45.199 (04/13 11:19) 推 kutsu:XDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 11:21
推 depi:太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:04
推 evanceliang:我這年紀沒差了 這句話再配上小雯說的 太好笑了XDDDD 04/13 12:05
推 sonyw902:推推推 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:20
推 space3029:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:20
推 likastar:好好笑 佳虹雖然無辜但是台詞總是很欠扁XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:30
推 catana:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:32
推 ianqoo2000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:35
→ seiyoku:這篇太讚了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 12:47
→ sabear:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 13:29
推 windcaps:好好笑喔! xd... 這一系列的40年文真的有意思! 比戲好看 04/13 13:41
推 ewane711:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 13:50
推 pink0518:媽 我這年紀沒差了好好笑XDDDDDD 04/13 14:18
→ pink0518:而且40年後 還要買雞塊騙棠棠嗎XD 04/13 14:21
推 yiyi015:快笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 15:29
推 dan2004:真的太好笑了~不過可以忍40年這麼久嗎? 04/13 16:02
推 emmahotemma:這系列比戲還好看好幾百倍阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 16:04
推 an22:推~ 04/13 18:55
推 evenblue:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 19:01
推 starnightbaa:我笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 04/13 22:50
推 iv0nne:好棒喔 莫名覺得溫馨又可愛 哈哈哈 04/14 00:35
推 mia925999:哈~好笑好笑!! 04/14 02:36
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