瓦舍段子中影射的政治人物們 - 相聲
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推 taco20:如果敢用連勝文槍擊案的哏 我沒意見 問題是他們敢嗎?08/11 23:47
我個人在臉書寫過一次～
甲：最近選舉，你有沒有參一腳？
乙：我去參加個什麼勁？
甲：ㄟ～～～看您長相方方正正，圓臉大耳好福氣啊！
去選舉也會讓喜歡貓熊的人投下神聖一票啊！
乙：您這可是變相說我胖啊！
甲：我可沒這個意思，只是提供意見給您做參考。
乙：不不不，你別以為圓臉大耳的，就是好福氣了。
甲：為何這麼說？
乙：最近有個圓臉大耳朵的，他可就被神槍手給打中了！
甲：啊？
乙：據說是因為兇手看錯了人，殺錯了！
甲：我的天啊。
乙：還不是這樣子而已呢！
甲：還有什麼？
乙：本來這個神槍手從他的豬頭皮開了一槍，
沒想到從豬耳朵跑出來了！
甲：挖塞，聽您這樣說，來盤醬油！我餓了！
乙：別說你餓了，當場所有人都餓了，連這個被打中的他也餓了！
甲：他有多餓呢？
乙：住院三天就能吃麵包了！
甲：唉呀～～～您別挨罵啦！
各位請給分！
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