異形 聖約 - 電影

By Yedda
at 2017-05-11T08:42
at 2017-05-11T08:42
Table of Contents
先重點式條列,說明為什麼我給負雷
1. 劇情極度不合理
2. 劇中人員反應太智障
3. 外掛加成效應太明顯
4. 異形設定不一
以下就有雷了
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首先,背景是消亡中的人類帶著胚胎與殖民在太空中尋找可移居的星球
船上帶著1500個廢柴,15個智障控制著船,還有好多個人類胚胎
一開始遇到太空風暴,船長死於冬眠倉內
......................
你人類都發展到太空殖民,還會使用冬眠倉=烤箱這種高風險科技?
後來發現不明訊號,決定前往不明星球一探
到了新行星,一群人像小孩子一樣又蹦又跳的下了太空船
等等,你們都沒有先發射個探測器,派個機器人之類?
好吧,有看到太陽能遙控車出動,但疑似因為腦殘們太活潑,遙控車跟不上就沒畫面了
更扯的是,女主角: 你聽,什麼都沒有,沒鳥叫聲、沒野獸聲
聽到這句我更是大吐血,拜託!你們不是在地球耶!
想聽鳥叫野獸聲,還是回去船上玩虛擬實境吧!
中間還有無數的劇情又爛又扯,
探測小船因為人太智障亂開槍爆炸
人類的血堪比香蕉皮採到就滑倒
異形難以捉摸的成長速度(有時快有時慢)
被寄生後發病時間也不同,基本上是看異形大爺的心情,想蹦出來的時候就蹦出來
異形在大船上出現時都發現位置了,不直接關廁所關到死,反而選擇高風險的去排除牠
反正大概就是想強調異形威能時異形就開外掛無敵
想強調人類最終勝利時人類就開外掛無敵
其中人造人的演出算是不錯的,但萬磁王來演就很出戲
就像妙麗去演貝兒一樣,看到敵人出現會不禁想聽她說:去去武器走!
人造人遇到異形時,腦中就會浮出萬磁王一伸手就把異形碾碎的畫面...
就驚悚片來說,異形:聖約 也是不及格的一部片,
氣氛營造的不好、緊張感不足、小異形很可愛不恐怖、劇情不合理、大異形沒霸氣
看完我只滿臉黑人問號: 你在演三小...
把此系列前幾集營造出的異形經典形象完全摧毀
總結來說,我給此片負雷
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. ◢███████████◣ . .
. 好累喔~ 還要游多久阿? ~● .
◥███████████◤ . ◣ .
. ◤ . ◢███████████◣ .
~● . 還早咧!現在才到扁桃腺~
. . ◥███████████◤ by xupmc
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1. 劇情極度不合理
2. 劇中人員反應太智障
3. 外掛加成效應太明顯
4. 異形設定不一
以下就有雷了
------------------------------------------------------------------
首先,背景是消亡中的人類帶著胚胎與殖民在太空中尋找可移居的星球
船上帶著1500個廢柴,15個智障控制著船,還有好多個人類胚胎
一開始遇到太空風暴,船長死於冬眠倉內
......................
你人類都發展到太空殖民,還會使用冬眠倉=烤箱這種高風險科技?
後來發現不明訊號,決定前往不明星球一探
到了新行星,一群人像小孩子一樣又蹦又跳的下了太空船
等等,你們都沒有先發射個探測器,派個機器人之類?
好吧,有看到太陽能遙控車出動,但疑似因為腦殘們太活潑,遙控車跟不上就沒畫面了
更扯的是,女主角: 你聽,什麼都沒有,沒鳥叫聲、沒野獸聲
聽到這句我更是大吐血,拜託!你們不是在地球耶!
想聽鳥叫野獸聲,還是回去船上玩虛擬實境吧!
中間還有無數的劇情又爛又扯,
探測小船因為人太智障亂開槍爆炸
人類的血堪比香蕉皮採到就滑倒
異形難以捉摸的成長速度(有時快有時慢)
被寄生後發病時間也不同,基本上是看異形大爺的心情,想蹦出來的時候就蹦出來
異形在大船上出現時都發現位置了,不直接關廁所關到死,反而選擇高風險的去排除牠
反正大概就是想強調異形威能時異形就開外掛無敵
想強調人類最終勝利時人類就開外掛無敵
其中人造人的演出算是不錯的,但萬磁王來演就很出戲
就像妙麗去演貝兒一樣,看到敵人出現會不禁想聽她說:去去武器走!
人造人遇到異形時,腦中就會浮出萬磁王一伸手就把異形碾碎的畫面...
就驚悚片來說,異形:聖約 也是不及格的一部片,
氣氛營造的不好、緊張感不足、小異形很可愛不恐怖、劇情不合理、大異形沒霸氣
看完我只滿臉黑人問號: 你在演三小...
把此系列前幾集營造出的異形經典形象完全摧毀
總結來說,我給此片負雷
--
. ◢███████████◣ . .
. 好累喔~ 還要游多久阿? ~● .
◥███████████◤ . ◣ .
. ◤ . ◢███████████◣ .
~● . 還早咧!現在才到扁桃腺~
. . ◥███████████◤ by xupmc
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