白宮正式否決2016建造死星計畫 - 星際大戰

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By William
at 2013-01-13T00:27

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作者: momocom (momocom) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 白宮正式否決2016建造死星計畫
時間: Sat Jan 12 23:59:14 2013


白宮剛剛貼出來的,絕非搞笑或造假網站

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN

縮址

http://tinyurl.com/ctj7fcf

白宮有一個請願網站叫We the People,任何美國公民有任何建議或請願,只要在網
路上蒐集到一定數目的簽名,政府都必須考慮和回應

去年11月,有一個美國人上去請求歐巴馬自2016年開始建造死星,獲得三萬五千個
簽名支持,依法白宮必須評估考慮其可行性。

今天白宮的白宮經理預算部科學太空科主管(Chief of the Science and Space
Branch of the White House Office of Management and Budget)Paul Shawcross
做出了正式回應:

基於三點理由行政部門決定否決死星建造計畫

1.初步評估建造死星需要850,000,000,000,000,000 美金(這個中文要怎麼講?)
目前白宮正致力於減少財政虧損,而不是增加虧損。

2.行政部門不支持任何爆破星球的行為

3.死星設計仍然有瑕疵,為什麼我們要把無數納稅人的錢花在一架單人戰機
就可擊破的設計上?

不過,不建造死星不代表歐巴馬總統不支持太空科技發展,接下來就列舉了
NASA有一個C3PO計畫(民間太空貨物運輸計畫簡寫)。目前美國在火星上
部署了兩架機器人,其中一架甚至配備了雷射!今年也有第二艘美國太空船
即將離開太陽系...美國政府也不排除先研發光劍、路克的機械手臂、四足
行走獸這些周邊技術

最後也是最重要的一點,「就算死星能夠轟爆整個星球或整個星系,你也應該
知道,和原力比起來仍然是微不足道的。The Force will be with us!」

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大致翻成這樣,我不是星戰迷,這個主管用的星戰梗有些我看不太出來

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All Comments

Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2013-01-17T06:24
美國政府真認真
David avatar
By David
at 2013-01-18T16:49
第 3 點超爆笑!!
原 po 應該轉 starwars 版才對!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2013-01-22T21:21
XDDDD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2013-01-27T09:42
蓋火星基地
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2013-01-28T12:11
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bzWSJG93P8
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2013-01-30T17:22
85亥?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2013-01-30T23:15
你有30萬的能源嗎?你的引力科技呢?
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2013-02-01T09:07
死星!!! 原力!!!
我要去找尤達大師學光劍了
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2013-02-04T06:26
85京美金
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2013-02-04T15:09
所以美國要開始尋找絕地武士計畫了嗎
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2013-02-06T12:10
85京
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2013-02-11T07:53
伊謝爾倫要做出來了嗎
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2013-02-12T23:02
第3點有點瞎~不是每個駕駛員都會用原力啊XD
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2013-02-14T21:49
白宮吐槽專業!
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2013-02-17T12:12
萬一被恐怖份子劫持往澳洲投擲怎辦?
George avatar
By George
at 2013-02-17T20:31
請注意他是說不願造而不是不能造XD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2013-02-21T12:43
日本天空樹就是光束砲台了
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2013-02-21T18:22
我要成為絕地武士
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2013-02-24T02:16
第三點超好笑 XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2013-02-28T07:24
85京
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2013-03-05T02:34
用很多星際大戰梗,因為死星就星戰的東西阿
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2013-03-05T08:23
好白爛XDDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2013-03-08T12:46
最後一段超好笑
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2013-03-11T09:20
老美真的很幽默 文化啊 ....
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2013-03-13T05:24
The Force will be with us! 唯有成為絕地大師才是正途
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2013-03-14T18:53
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2013-03-18T02:17
85垓美金而已 很便宜嘛
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2013-03-21T23:54
該不會其實CIA已經在秘密培育絕地武士了吧
David avatar
By David
at 2013-03-25T23:55
85京
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2013-03-29T01:40
May the Force be with you.
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2013-03-31T10:50
如果是馬英九會怎麼回答?
Una avatar
By Una
at 2013-04-01T05:21
原力無雙 但是我比較喜歡黑暗面...
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2013-04-03T00:25
可以讓左京挖8000個次元洞了
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2013-04-06T13:00
才3萬人就回了? 好像不錯
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2013-04-08T07:51
八十五萬兆
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2013-04-11T23:34
四足行走獸不是各大學早就有了嗎
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2013-04-15T17:59
8.5x10^17 這樣表示不是很快?
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2013-04-19T03:11
1號死星 通風口沒加蓋被路克一發飛彈打爆 2號死星好像
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2013-04-20T00:41
反應爐沒加蓋皇帝掉下去後也爆了...設計瑕疵超嚴重
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2013-04-24T05:39
第3點內行!!
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2013-04-25T03:30
85京美金而已
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2013-04-26T15:09
要用這麼多錢~到底是怎樣估出來的XD?
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2013-04-30T14:37
全地球的國民所得100倍都沒有85京美金
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2013-05-01T22:33
二號死星是因為蓋到一半所以才漏洞百出吧XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2013-05-03T04:54
樓樓上博由@@
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2013-05-03T19:27
老美真得是超愛星際大戰的
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2013-05-04T04:55
歐巴瑪總統有光劍 http://goo.gl/pr67c
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2013-05-05T02:47
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2013-05-08T12:12
專業回應!XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2013-05-11T08:59
正常的,如果按星戰的設定,一顆死星是靠一個星系的收入來維持
運作的,你就知道這東西有多吃錢了,不過沒人提滅星者級嗎?
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2013-05-12T04:34
http://disp.cc/b/18-4WEz (Death Star - ott板 - Disp BBS)
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2013-05-13T04:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v5VahaEL7s
William avatar
By William
at 2013-05-13T14:51
C3PO計畫 XD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2013-05-17T09:46
回這篇的白宮官員很明顯也是星戰迷www
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2013-05-20T20:21
XDDDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2013-05-23T09:33
小時候看天行者路克開X-wing殺爆帝國空軍真是超帥的
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2013-05-28T00:26
何止光劍,連原力都有 http://tinyurl.com/ao6k845
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2013-05-29T04:54
民主的極致啊 聯署到一定程度 就算是鳥問題也得正式回答
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2013-05-31T10:39
歐巴馬這招好神XDDDDD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2013-05-31T14:03
不知道台灣政府如果像回這種的 新聞會怎麼寫..
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2013-06-01T00:18
台灣就算再多人聯署也沒用吧 ˊ_>ˋ 我們政府會忽視公投
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2013-06-05T22:51
85京
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2013-06-08T03:53
這其實跟歐巴馬沒什麼關系 這是法治國文化的表現
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2013-06-08T11:51
XDXDXD
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2013-06-12T20:58
當然缺點也很明顯 行政官員就要適當的回應要求 不論要求
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2013-06-16T02:20
C3PO計畫...
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2013-06-20T05:22
笑死我了!!!XDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2013-06-24T03:12
太空總署計畫都會有有趣的縮寫阿
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2013-06-28T18:01
全名是Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO)
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2013-07-02T14:16
問的跟回答的一搭一唱 都很快樂XD
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2013-07-06T06:43
美國政府怎麼這麼認真搞笑阿XD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2013-07-06T12:38
回信的很內行呀XD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2013-07-08T13:46
第三點回應簡直無懈可擊阿...
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2013-07-11T01:04
神吐槽XDDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2013-07-14T21:37
原文根本就是一連串的梗!開頭就是第一次見到死星的台詞!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2013-07-15T23:03
這篇超內行XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2013-07-20T17:50
標題就是This Isn't the Petition Response You're Look
ing For,這個就是These are not the droids you are lo
oking for的梗啊

TCW_S05E12_Missing in Action (簡介)

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