白宮正式否決2016建造死星計畫 - 星際大戰

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作者: momocom (momocom) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 白宮正式否決2016建造死星計畫
時間: Sat Jan 12 23:59:14 2013
白宮剛剛貼出來的,絕非搞笑或造假網站
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN
縮址
http://tinyurl.com/ctj7fcf
白宮有一個請願網站叫We the People,任何美國公民有任何建議或請願,只要在網
路上蒐集到一定數目的簽名,政府都必須考慮和回應
去年11月,有一個美國人上去請求歐巴馬自2016年開始建造死星,獲得三萬五千個
簽名支持,依法白宮必須評估考慮其可行性。
今天白宮的白宮經理預算部科學太空科主管(Chief of the Science and Space
Branch of the White House Office of Management and Budget)Paul Shawcross
做出了正式回應:
基於三點理由行政部門決定否決死星建造計畫
1.初步評估建造死星需要850,000,000,000,000,000 美金(這個中文要怎麼講?)
目前白宮正致力於減少財政虧損,而不是增加虧損。
2.行政部門不支持任何爆破星球的行為
3.死星設計仍然有瑕疵,為什麼我們要把無數納稅人的錢花在一架單人戰機
就可擊破的設計上?
不過,不建造死星不代表歐巴馬總統不支持太空科技發展,接下來就列舉了
NASA有一個C3PO計畫(民間太空貨物運輸計畫簡寫)。目前美國在火星上
部署了兩架機器人,其中一架甚至配備了雷射!今年也有第二艘美國太空船
即將離開太陽系...美國政府也不排除先研發光劍、路克的機械手臂、四足
行走獸這些周邊技術
最後也是最重要的一點,「就算死星能夠轟爆整個星球或整個星系,你也應該
知道,和原力比起來仍然是微不足道的。The Force will be with us!」
*******************
大致翻成這樣,我不是星戰迷,這個主管用的星戰梗有些我看不太出來
--
★kittyxxx 我打電話叫我男友來接我,他居然說他正在和公會出團坦巫妖王>.<
To kittyxxx: 所以他遲到了多久?
★kittyxxx 沒有遲到,我一發脾氣他就馬上出來了^_^
To kittyxxx: 妳這個女人!妳根本不知道他有多愛妳!!
--
作者: momocom (momocom) 看板: Gossiping
標題: [爆卦] 白宮正式否決2016建造死星計畫
時間: Sat Jan 12 23:59:14 2013
白宮剛剛貼出來的,絕非搞笑或造假網站
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN
縮址
http://tinyurl.com/ctj7fcf
白宮有一個請願網站叫We the People,任何美國公民有任何建議或請願,只要在網
路上蒐集到一定數目的簽名,政府都必須考慮和回應
去年11月,有一個美國人上去請求歐巴馬自2016年開始建造死星,獲得三萬五千個
簽名支持,依法白宮必須評估考慮其可行性。
今天白宮的白宮經理預算部科學太空科主管(Chief of the Science and Space
Branch of the White House Office of Management and Budget)Paul Shawcross
做出了正式回應:
基於三點理由行政部門決定否決死星建造計畫
1.初步評估建造死星需要850,000,000,000,000,000 美金(這個中文要怎麼講?)
目前白宮正致力於減少財政虧損,而不是增加虧損。
2.行政部門不支持任何爆破星球的行為
3.死星設計仍然有瑕疵,為什麼我們要把無數納稅人的錢花在一架單人戰機
就可擊破的設計上?
不過,不建造死星不代表歐巴馬總統不支持太空科技發展,接下來就列舉了
NASA有一個C3PO計畫(民間太空貨物運輸計畫簡寫)。目前美國在火星上
部署了兩架機器人,其中一架甚至配備了雷射!今年也有第二艘美國太空船
即將離開太陽系...美國政府也不排除先研發光劍、路克的機械手臂、四足
行走獸這些周邊技術
最後也是最重要的一點,「就算死星能夠轟爆整個星球或整個星系,你也應該
知道,和原力比起來仍然是微不足道的。The Force will be with us!」
*******************
大致翻成這樣,我不是星戰迷,這個主管用的星戰梗有些我看不太出來
--
★kittyxxx 我打電話叫我男友來接我,他居然說他正在和公會出團坦巫妖王>.<
To kittyxxx: 所以他遲到了多久?
★kittyxxx 沒有遲到,我一發脾氣他就馬上出來了^_^
To kittyxxx: 妳這個女人!妳根本不知道他有多愛妳!!
--
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