相性一百問 41-45 - 同志

By Hedda
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相性一百問 41-45
本文有不明成份,請小心服用
請搭配服用(與本文無關)
張學友 妳的名字 我的姓氏
http://youtu.be/3kDdPDHEc9o
曾聽說過 尋覓愛情 就像天與地別離和團聚過程
而我跟妳 平靜旅程 並沒有驚心也沒動魄的情景
只需要 當天邊海角競賽追逐時 可跟妳 安躺於家裡便覺最寫意
只需要 最迴腸盪氣之時 可用妳的名字 和我姓氏 成就這故事
※從此以後 無憂無求 故事平淡但當中有妳 已經足夠
(快樂童話像妳我一對已經足夠)※
如果要說 何謂愛情 定是跟妳動盪時閒話著世情
和妳走過 無盡旅程 就是到天昏髮白亦愛得年輕
不相信 當天荒不再地老不合時 竟跟妳 多相擁一次便愛多一次
怎相信 最迴腸盪氣之時 可用妳的名字 和我姓氏 成就這故事
迷迷會客室攝影棚告示:禁止蟑螂與中二延入內!!
冬/花:各位觀眾,大家好!
我是小花;我是小冬
觀迎繼續收看今天的迷迷會客室P.5
花/冬:讓我們歡迎特別來賓!
方思瑤、江曉婷!
院:大家好!(揮手)我是方思瑤
夫:大家好!(揮手)我是江曉婷
現場的迷迷們:
口號:瑤婷,我愛妳!瑤婷,不要婷。瑤婷、瑤婷、瑤婷!加~油!!
迷迷拉開布條
st:「野生夫人 get!」
rile:「夫人與我擦身而過!(//艸//)」
cow:「大王跟我們合照了(//艸//)」
glo:「還我瑤(床)婷(戲) 中(賤)二(人)退(滾)散(開)」
s88:「瑤婷,加油好嗎?」
xu6:「不要變態延!還我瑤婷」
Wula:「eas和rr加大,請幫我簽名(//艸//)」
大王:「感謝大家支持動保」
亮亮:「大家母親節快樂!」
院:曉婷,妳看!還是有這麼多人支持我們在一起(牽)
夫:所以我會繼續等妳的(親吻臉頰)
眾:啊~目啾~(艸)
等眾人紛紛戴上<(◥◤△◥◤)>後適應閃光後~
叫:大家好,我是教大家如何排除心內火氣,還幫大家加低毀湯!
哦,是加智慧光的鍾叫獸。(從位子站起來)
眾:去~騙人的!
盧:不!我可以當見證人!(挺)
在支持瑤婷之前,我事事不順,
被騙財(九千萬)、被騙色(偶女兒),要不是在叫獸的指引下,
讓我看到瑤婷的結局,我一定會╰(〒皿〒)╯
叫:是低,所以叫獸不是加持智慧,
是開啓妳原有的智慧!(臉上打紫光)
迷/院:哇!好神奇哦!(動搖)
rr:耶!(撞)有人要來搶妳邪教教主的地位怎麼辦?(菸)
esa:這種小手段,老娘很早就不玩了!看我的。(踩中二)
嗯?怎麼好像踩到什麼???(低頭看)
算了~~iot來(招手)
只見esa吩咐了幾句,iot就去做準備。
叫:大家先買"卡哄魯"解身體的渴!在來....
iW:休坦幾累!
此時攝影棚一暗,突然一束光照射在主持台的夫人身上。
當眾人視線都轉移到夫人身上後。
esa:(彈指)
夫人身上的光變成蘋果光
眾:哇~就是這個光!就是這個光!!!!女神!!(跪一排)
夫:(翻白眼)
迷/院:啊~我的心被機關槍打中了(群倒)
esa:快把叫獸跟盧代拖出去!
iW:是!大耶!(轉頭) 小的們,上(揮)
iot:是!
monk:好~
sen:好~~隨便妳們了QAQ(眼神死)
monk:哈尼,妳還沒升回去哦!(牽)
iot:我最近巴結大耶,希望有轉機(淚)
monk:(摸摸)回家在請妳吃.蛋.糕!
在工作人員的一番努力後,中斷二十九分二十八秒的錄影終於順利開始!
花:咳,很感謝二位今天繼續接受我們訪問。
瑤婷:那裡那裡,不用客氣。(擺手)
冬:不,我們還是感謝妳們的!
花:因為本節目收視率再創新高!
冬:(螢幕呈現某FB畫面)BJ4
花:如果在持續下去,也許就有廣告真的會找上門來!
花/冬:請務必讓我們繼續訪問妳們!m(_ _)m
院:答應妳們的事,我們一定會完成的!
夫:記得要繼續支持動保哦~啾咪
花:41 之後如何和好?
院:曉婷跑到醫懲會上支持我,又在阿嬤家外把我撞飛。
回家後我又好好的在床上跟她
"溝通了一整晚",就達成共識。
夫:除了以上,還要再加我被她調戲!
不然她才不跟我"溝通"
冬:42 轉世後還希望做戀人麼?
院:嗯~我是很想啦,只是曉婷(看夫人
夫:一定(青),妳不想嗎?
院:當然要啊!(挺)
花:43 什麼時候會覺得自己被愛著?
院:曉婷只在我面前柔(假)弱(掰),
還有牽我、看我、吻我、讓我埋胸的時候! (//艸 //)
夫:只要她在我身邊就好(含淚看著院長)
院:曉婷~西累~(低頭)
迷:嗚嗚嗚~~(拭淚)
冬:44 您的愛情表現方式是?。、
院:用溫柔的愛去陪伴、照顧曉婷,與她相約到永久。(//艸//)
夫:再也不讓她離開.....(抱緊院長)
迷:夫人...QAQ
花:那小冬妳要怎麼表現呢~(扭)
冬:穿三件褲子 = =+
花:45 什麼時候會讓您覺得「已經不愛我了 。」 ?
院:不可能!!曉婷永遠愛我的!!(挺胸)
嗯~如果說有的話,大概是她把我嗶了又嗶後我太早睡著,
她第二天嫌我沒體力QAQ
夫:不願意配合我嘗試各種新"姿勢"和"地點"!!!
院:曉婷!!! 院長室太過份了啦(//艸//)
眾:哇!!!!!<(◥◤△◥◤)>
冬/花:由於作者君今天時間有限,所以訪問到這裡,
請各位觀眾期待續集m(_ _)m
瑤婷:大家明天見(揮手)
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PS.因為昨天打擊太大QAQ(被夫人演技逼瘋),加上比較忙所以只有五問Orz
明天也許不會放文,敬請見諒(艸)
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